Religion nutters have no sense of humour (religious mockery)
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PostPosted: Wed, 20th Jan 2010 01:25    Post subject:
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My cock is slightly bent to the left to fit into my right hand perfectly...

This proves that my cock was designed by god because it fits into my hand so well...

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PostPosted: Wed, 20th Jan 2010 01:31    Post subject:
I find this kind of stuff less humorous each and every day. In fact, I find most of it intensely unsettling. Religious fanatics creep me the hell out.
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PostPosted: Wed, 20th Jan 2010 01:39    Post subject:
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I find this kind of stuff less humorous each and every day. In fact, I find most of it intensely unsettling. Religious fanatics creep me the hell out.


Their stupidity is so immense that it just doesn't fit within their little brains.

What I love about this retards is that everytime they come with this "obvious proofs of god's design" you immediately think simultaneously about 1 million things to proof their failed argument wrong.

Such as in this case, with the banana, I would love to ask these guys, well, what about every other fruit, like a nut or a pinneaple, are those also perfectly designed to fit their mouths, what about the cow meat they eat everyday, it is also perfectly designed to be killed by giant blades, sliced into little beefs and chewed by their teeth until they can digest it, that's a great design right there Very Happy

Oh, how I would love to see them trying to answer this one Very Happy Laughing


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PostPosted: Wed, 20th Jan 2010 01:41    Post subject:
Mate, you're missing the scariest point; you can bring up a million and one PROVEN facts ... and these zealous cocksuckers will just argue with you, constantly ignoring your logic and facts.
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With tens of thousands of Port-au-Prince residents living outdoors because their homes have collapsed or they fear aftershocks from Tuesday's quake, the audio Bible can bring them "hope and comfort that comes from knowing God has not forgotten them through this tragedy"

http://www.reuters.com/article/idUSTRE60I02S20100119

Helping natural disaster victims? You're doing it wrong.


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PostPosted: Wed, 20th Jan 2010 01:48    Post subject:
Always hilarious, when something good happens, it was god's doing and plan, but when something really awful happens, it's always "god hasn't forgotten about you".
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PostPosted: Wed, 20th Jan 2010 01:50    Post subject:
Waargh wrote:
With tens of thousands of Port-au-Prince residents living outdoors because their homes have collapsed or they fear aftershocks from Tuesday's quake, the audio Bible can bring them "hope and comfort that comes from knowing God has not forgotten them through this tragedy"

http://www.reuters.com/article/idUSTRE60I02S20100119

Helping natural disaster victims? You're doing it wrong.


It's so ironic how the supposed omnipotent, omniscient ruler and creator of the universe, could allow such a disaster to happen in his watch, and then can only make some benign action when he witness some group of people reading the bible and praying to him. Very Happy

Each day that passes and I see more and more religious moronic stupidity, I believe something of Hitler is growing within me, (and I'm not talking about his mustache or his skills with economics) Laughing


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PostPosted: Wed, 20th Jan 2010 09:34    Post subject:
Don't know if any of you saw the documentary Ancient Aliens ?

http://us.imdb.com/title/tt1418108/

I think that's all the proof you need to see all religions are a big scam. There are no gods... they were aliens. Thats the best and most logical explenation out there.


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PostPosted: Wed, 20th Jan 2010 09:44    Post subject:
History.Channel.Ancient.Aliens.720p.HDTV.x264-DHD
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PostPosted: Wed, 20th Jan 2010 09:50    Post subject:
Lathieza wrote:
Don't know if any of you saw the documentary Ancient Aliens ?

http://us.imdb.com/title/tt1418108/

I think that's all the proof you need to see all religions are a big scam. There are no gods... they were aliens. Thats the best and most logical explenation out there.


Actually the most logical explanation is: there is no god(s)...


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PostPosted: Wed, 20th Jan 2010 09:58    Post subject:
dingo_d wrote:
Lathieza wrote:
Don't know if any of you saw the documentary Ancient Aliens ?

http://us.imdb.com/title/tt1418108/

I think that's all the proof you need to see all religions are a big scam. There are no gods... they were aliens. Thats the best and most logical explenation out there.


Actually the most logical explanation is: there is no god(s)...


Isnt that the same what i just said before ? Our premature anchesters where just to dumb to explain their visit. For them there where no other planets.

It's the same idea like we visit some kind of forgotten tribe somewhere in the bush and we bring our guns and all other inventions and they also think we are gods.
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PostPosted: Wed, 20th Jan 2010 10:03    Post subject:
dingo_d wrote:
Actually the most logical explanation is: there is no god(s)...

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PostPosted: Wed, 20th Jan 2010 10:22    Post subject:
iNatan wrote:
Always hilarious, when something good happens, it was god's doing and plan, but when something really awful happens, it's always "god hasn't forgotten about you".


That doesnt matter because its all in gods plan.. The good shit and the bad shit.

So what this means is there is no point in praying because what you pray for might be going against gods plan.

Joe bless you all, by the way. Smile
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PostPosted: Wed, 20th Jan 2010 15:04    Post subject:
Lathieza wrote:
Don't know if any of you saw the documentary Ancient Aliens ?

http://us.imdb.com/title/tt1418108/

I think that's all the proof you need to see all religions are a big scam. There are no gods... they were aliens. Thats the best and most logical explenation out there.


PART 1:


Squirrely: Now come on y'all. We can't waste time arguing. There could still be survivors out there. We need to hunt them down, and kill them.
Beary: How about we kill them, and then rape their bodies so we can use their blood as lubricant.
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PostPosted: Wed, 20th Jan 2010 15:43    Post subject:
Unauthorized wrote:
Lathieza wrote:
Don't know if any of you saw the documentary Ancient Aliens ?

http://us.imdb.com/title/tt1418108/

I think that's all the proof you need to see all religions are a big scam. There are no gods... they were aliens. Thats the best and most logical explenation out there.


PART 1:

Thanks Wink I'm watching it
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PostPosted: Wed, 20th Jan 2010 16:52    Post subject:
ixigia wrote:
Unauthorized wrote:
Lathieza wrote:
Don't know if any of you saw the documentary Ancient Aliens ?

http://us.imdb.com/title/tt1418108/

I think that's all the proof you need to see all religions are a big scam. There are no gods... they were aliens. Thats the best and most logical explenation out there.


PART 1:

Thanks Wink I'm watching it


Somewhat fun watch but it is so easy to see the faults in their argumentation and that they are basically like cryptozoologists. Full of unfounded shit.
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PostPosted: Wed, 20th Jan 2010 16:53    Post subject:
@zipfero

It still makes more sense to me then all religions combined.


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PostPosted: Wed, 20th Jan 2010 17:04    Post subject:
Lathieza wrote:
@zipfero

It still makes more sense to me then all religions combined.


I am not advocating religion I am mocking the replacement of religion with the belief of aliens being the real god.

I got to part 4 and then it just got too stupid to listen to.
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PostPosted: Wed, 20th Jan 2010 17:43    Post subject:
iNatan wrote:
The first comment:

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My cock is slightly bent to the left to fit into my right hand perfectly...

This proves that my cock was designed by god because it fits into my hand so well...

hmm, how come my dick always hangs to the left then. Get the same answer when I ask people "how'its hanging" Very Happy
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PostPosted: Wed, 20th Jan 2010 19:13    Post subject:
Lathieza wrote:
dingo_d wrote:
Lathieza wrote:
Don't know if any of you saw the documentary Ancient Aliens ?

http://us.imdb.com/title/tt1418108/

I think that's all the proof you need to see all religions are a big scam. There are no gods... they were aliens. Thats the best and most logical explenation out there.


Actually the most logical explanation is: there is no god(s)...


Isnt that the same what i just said before ? Our premature anchesters where just to dumb to explain their visit. For them there where no other planets.

It's the same idea like we visit some kind of forgotten tribe somewhere in the bush and we bring our guns and all other inventions and they also think we are gods.


You were saying that the best logical explanation is that instead of god people back in the days had aliens which they thought they were god, but that's not the most logical explanation of god, because you can use simple logic and see that god just doesn't exist (or he really hasn't got any reason to exist - being a 'watcher' - but then you can just apply the logic and say: so if he has no purpose he is not a necessity thus he doesn't exist), so the best logic isn't aliens, rather the non existence of almighty god Smile


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PostPosted: Wed, 20th Jan 2010 19:59    Post subject:
It's just my point of view. I believe aliens visited our planet what made them look like gods in those days. After watching that documentary i'm a strong believer of that theory.
I don't believe in any god but there must be something that made people think there was something more. Something must have happened to trigger the different religions on different continents and like the documentery said it was impossible to travel from to another continent.

The truth is out there Wink


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PostPosted: Wed, 20th Jan 2010 20:14    Post subject:
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but there must be something that made people think there was something more


There isn't. We're stuck here on this miserable rock without anyone watching out for us, without aliens planting seeds, without a deeper meaning of existence. The longer we're trying to deny this, the longer human kind will suffer from a constant existentialist crisis. The day we realize we're on our own and we decide our own fate, that's the day when we will either become extinct or become truly constructive and enlightened.


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PostPosted: Wed, 20th Jan 2010 21:15    Post subject:
ow ffs stfu ... i'm a believer Crying or Very sad

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So true!


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