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nouseforaname
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Posts: 21306
Location: Toronto, Canada
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| Posted: Wed, 8th Jul 2009 01:13 Post subject: |
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yeah yeah just take my lemonparty and use it for teh lulz 
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arw
Posts: 1281
Location: Barry - Wales - (UK)
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| Posted: Wed, 8th Jul 2009 01:27 Post subject: |
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You: Hiaweeeeeeee!
You: I'm retarded!
You: You wanna chat?
lols it's getting retarded but i can't stop. It's adicting
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| Posted: Wed, 8th Jul 2009 01:30 Post subject: |
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Stranger: hey
You: whas up?
You: http://tinyurl.com/2nmpwv
Stranger: nothin you
You: Just chilling after being out drinking
You: http://tinyurl.com/2nmpwv
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
There was a really funny one but i accidentally pressed enter after the person quit the conversation. I used the same link and he/she kept on saying eww and then denied even looking at the link. lol
Ryzen 5 5600, ASUS ROG STRIX B550-F GAMING WIFI II, Corsair Vengeance RGB RT 32GB 3600MHz C16, MSI RTX 5070 Ti Ventus 3X OC , Corsair RMx Series RM750x. AOC AGON AG324UX - 4K 144Hz 1ms
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| Posted: Wed, 8th Jul 2009 01:39 Post subject: |
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You: Hi!
Stranger: hello
You: Do you want to see a pic of me?
Stranger: hhmmm do i want a virus or not.... hmmmm
You: http://i27.tinypic.com/2dtrya1.jpg - hey it's not a virus!
Stranger: decisions... decisions
Stranger: to virus or not to virus that is the question
You: I'm telling you it's not a virus!
Stranger: why offer a pic just like that without even talking to me for a while... seems very sus to me
You: Well i just want you to see me before we chat!
You: To get closer to each iother!
Stranger: hmmm ok
Stranger: so whats ur first name?
You: Vagina!
Stranger: lol hai /b/
You: And my second name is pussy!
Stranger: right
Stranger: makes sense
You: Well what's your name!
You: Tell mw
Stranger: lol thats fucking hot
Stranger: i'd actually do her
Stranger: isnt that sad
Stranger: oh well
You: Well thamks boy!
Stranger: the game
You: At least you want me!
Stranger: you just lost it
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| Posted: Wed, 8th Jul 2009 01:42 Post subject: |
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Stranger: hey babe loved the profil
Stranger: fags
You: hey babe loved the profil
Stranger: NO U
Stranger: LOL WUT
You: LOL WUT
Stranger: idk
Stranger: ur copying me what else should i sa
Stranger: im guessing ur about 7 years old
Stranger: and too young to be on the internet
Stranger: and a fag
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| Posted: Wed, 8th Jul 2009 01:45 Post subject: |
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Stranger: H
Stranger: i
You: H
You: i
Stranger: asl
You: asl
Stranger: mal
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arw
Posts: 1281
Location: Barry - Wales - (UK)
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arw
Posts: 1281
Location: Barry - Wales - (UK)
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zipfero
Posts: 8938
Location: White Shaft
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| Posted: Wed, 8th Jul 2009 02:40 Post subject: |
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hahahahah "no i dont have an ass??" :DDDDDD
8 out of 10 dentists prefer zipfero to competing brands(fraich3 and Mutantius)!
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arw
Posts: 1281
Location: Barry - Wales - (UK)
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| Posted: Wed, 8th Jul 2009 02:49 Post subject: |
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Stranger: Hi I'm an Omegle Moderator. Did you notice the "spam-problem"?
Stranger: Some fake girls ask you if you want add them on yahoo.
Stranger: Their names are "vanessashott", "cutieinaskirt13" and more.
Stranger: Do you want denunce them?
You: Bitch i'm the real moderator here!
Stranger: I am too.
Stranger: Now.. Go to imagefap.com and search lolita
You: There can be only one of us!
You: You'll have to die bitch!
Stranger: Ya-haaa!
Stranger: Wild Moderator appared!
You: I'll unleash my wrath on you
Stranger: You use Abra.
Stranger: *Go Abra!*
Stranger: Abra use teleport.
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| Posted: Wed, 8th Jul 2009 02:55 Post subject: |
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You: Hi!
Stranger: heyyy
You: Are you gay?
Stranger: nope
Stranger: straight
You: Are you female?
Stranger: nope male
You: Are you horney?
Stranger: yes
You: Do you want to suck my dick?
Stranger: please
You: Well i'm sorry but you can't cause i don't like gays
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| Posted: Wed, 8th Jul 2009 02:57 Post subject: |
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You: Hi dear!
Stranger: hay
Stranger: ..
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arw
Posts: 1281
Location: Barry - Wales - (UK)
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| Posted: Wed, 8th Jul 2009 03:01 Post subject: |
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You: Are you here leriy brawn?
Stranger: yh
Stranger: m her
Stranger: here
You: Are you doing ok with Felisha?
You: Are you still here man?
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| Posted: Wed, 8th Jul 2009 03:13 Post subject: |
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You: Hello
Stranger: omgle default message said to say hi
Stranger: why did you said hello ?
You: theres an error
Stranger: oh
You: ahahah
Stranger: damn this is no-sense
Stranger: ;S
You: You're right
Stranger: gratz
Stranger: you dont obey 'default messages'
You: I told you
You: theres an error
Stranger: in what?
You: this chat
You: I can't type anything but Hello at first
Stranger: wooow
Stranger: you should report this!!!
You: Stupid Errors
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| Posted: Wed, 8th Jul 2009 03:22 Post subject: |
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You: sry for the last time
Stranger: what?
You: you know
You: the last time we talked
Stranger: u crazy?
Stranger: u boy or girl?
You: you don't remember
You: ?
You: that's alright
Stranger: 뻑큐먹어 ㅋㅋ
You: I'm trying to forget it too
Stranger: 저거 읽을줄 알지
You: yeah sure
Stranger: 꺼져 그럼 ㅄ아
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| Posted: Wed, 8th Jul 2009 14:09 Post subject: |
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Stranger: hey
You: hey
Stranger: asl?
You: asl?
Stranger: h
You: h
Stranger: thought so dick
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Hierofan
Banned
Posts: 3807
Location: Internets
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| Posted: Wed, 8th Jul 2009 16:50 Post subject: |
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| Quote: | You: Hello, I'm Jurgen Kuhnt. I'm one of omegle.com's administrators. We've been conducting a survey, would you like to take part in it? Just few simple questions, a couple of minutes of your time.
Stranger: Hello stranger! Im a 17/m/italy =)
Stranger: ok'
You: Thank you
You: How much time do you spend on our site, on average, per session?
You: What additional features would you like to see on our site?
Stranger: 2-3hrs
You: What don't you like about omegle.com?
Stranger: webcam
Stranger: no webcam and bots!
Stranger: That all?
You: What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
Stranger: Monty Python doesn't even know
You: AAAAAAAHHHHH
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tobycoaster
Harry Potter
Posts: 598
Location: Under the stairs
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| Posted: Wed, 8th Jul 2009 19:03 Post subject: |
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Stranger: heyy
You: Bye!
You: Ups hi!
Stranger: heyy
Stranger: m/f
You: My Dick is hard
Stranger: my pussy is popped
You: let's have sex then!
Stranger: hehe
You: Well c'mon!
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| Posted: Wed, 8th Jul 2009 19:08 Post subject: |
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You: I'm here let's chat!
Stranger: ok
Stranger: i am here 2
You: What you doing now
Stranger: eating food and chating with u
You: What you eating?
Stranger: cookies
Stranger: and u?
You: Ummm that sounds good!
Stranger: ye
Stranger: with yogut
You: I'm having a birth deffect!
Stranger: oh
You: Yes it's terrible!
Stranger: what`s it
You: It's my dick!
Stranger: how
Stranger: ...
You: Well i want to be a woman!
Stranger: it doesn`t wokr?
You: It works but i want to have a pussy!
Stranger: oh , ic
Stranger: u r a gay
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LeoNatan
☢ NFOHump Despot ☢
Posts: 73377
Location: Ramat HaSharon, Israel 🇮🇱
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| Posted: Wed, 8th Jul 2009 19:28 Post subject: |
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Stranger: hi, i sit in the toilet writing this..i got one computer there so i can chat while taking a shit
You: haha nice
Stranger: what are you doing
Stranger: ooooh.. now it comes
You: im sitting with my cock in my hand, eyes closed, imagening you taking a dumpo
Stranger: damn.. that was a big one, need to push.. ooh
Stranger: aaah
Stranger: finally
You: come on, give a more vivid description, dont hang me dry
Stranger: fag
Stranger: ok
You: come on
You: ooooh
You: ooooooooh
Stranger: it smells very good
You: come one
You: mmmmmmm
Stranger: its my own shit
You: mmmmmmmmmm
You: you like way it opens your anus dont you, like someone's cock
Stranger: the shit was very big, like a real fat nigger
Stranger: no dont like cock in anus
You: you like the shit rubbing your ass
Stranger: but i like warm nice shit
Stranger: aah yes
You: keep going, im coming here
Stranger: i feel how the shit stretches out my anus
You: .................................................................................................................................................................
Stranger: its very big.. and warm
You: damn gonna have a multiple orgasm here
You: zomg
Stranger: the hot gets further and further out
Stranger: i can feel the last part of it.. even thicker than the first
You: you like it, dont you baby
Stranger: blood come out of my anus
Stranger: because it stretches it so badly i got injured
You: oooh you like it now
You: you like blood from a large object penetrating you
Stranger: ooh yes the blood is flooding
You: ooooooooooooooooh
Stranger: the shit dumps in the water
Stranger: and i can feel the toilet water against my ass
Stranger: sooo nice... oh yes
Stranger: i look down at that beautiful shit
You: woah
Stranger: it smells so fucking good
You: ehhhhhhhhhh, wait
You: you into coprophilia?
Stranger: my dick gets so hard watching the brown colour and thickness of the shit
Stranger: wait for what?
You: you sick bastard
Stranger: no
Stranger: im just playing with you
Stranger: haa
You: sick bitch, don't believe you
Stranger: my computer is in another room
Stranger: i dont take a shit
You: puked now, hope you like it
Stranger: really?
Stranger: did you puke because of what someone wrote on the net?
Stranger: you really sad..
Stranger: and by the way, you playing along.. so you pretty sick yourself
You: actually i puked because i was sucking my own cock but its so big so i gagged a litle and puked HAI2U style
Stranger: bullshit
You: http://www.hai2u.com/
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| Posted: Wed, 8th Jul 2009 19:40 Post subject: |
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This is waaay to strange for me o.O
"Quantum mechanics is actually, contrary to it's reputation, unbeliveably simple, once you take the physics out."
Scott Aaronson | chiv wrote: | | thats true you know. newton didnt discover gravity. the apple told him about it, and then he killed it. the core was never found. |
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