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D_A_Kuja
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PostPosted: Tue, 1st Nov 2005 01:38    Post subject:
thats true though, the erections inside are bigger, much more warmth than outside - simple thermodynamics.


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PostPosted: Tue, 1st Nov 2005 01:51    Post subject:
Grees wrote:
ChinUp wrote:
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A man is very ashamed of his penis because of the size. He has an extremely small penis and doesn't want his girlfriend to dump him when she sees the size.
One night when he and his girlfriend are making out in a dark corner he decides he will show her. The man unzips his pants, whips out his small dick, and shoves it into her hand.
He sits there impatiently waiting to see her reaction.

His girlfriend says, "Thanks for offering, but I don't smoke."
you poor sap . if they are just fucking around & don’t give a shit about each other .. then its all bs

Look @ your hand .. second from smallest finger bring it down to as far as it can go towards the wrist .. straighten it back out .. that’s how big your dick is .. I said average girls canal ffs .. you look @ a girls hand .. yep you got her cannel measurements .. figure out the rest for yourself ..

btw : you will never ever get in your hand what you can become inside her .. I can tell you the woman body makes the dick transform like a motherfucker .. I love my dick .. transforms into any shape & size called for .. yes sir being a bloke is a good laugh

you my dick is better than yours cunts .. can go fuck yourselves ... Penises .

knowing when to use it & when not to .. now thats the real dick work int it ..


I bet you cant transform it into a christmas tree.


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PostPosted: Tue, 1st Nov 2005 09:09    Post subject:
D_A_Kuja wrote:
thats true though, the erections inside are bigger, much more warmth than outside - simple thermodynamics.

Never heard that before, i know its get harder then normal, but bigger? How warm exactly is it inside?
And even if its true, would it be noticeable change? I mean would you get from 12inches to 13inches?
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PostPosted: Tue, 1st Nov 2005 11:16    Post subject:
Grees .. I don’t know how many long term partners you have had .. but from my experience my dick changed to suit the receptacle .. for one woman I became quite stubby & think for another quite long & thin .. folks underestimate the cock . make out like its the same as your finger or your bicep .. not so .. your dick is more like a magic wand .. it has a mysterious ability to affect its surroundings & adapt to them .. thinking with your dick when in public is not so intelligent but thinking with it during intercourse is totally appreciated my the woman .. because your using your dick like a tuning fork, homing in on her own personal rhythm


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PostPosted: Tue, 1st Nov 2005 11:34    Post subject:
Magic wand? Mysterious powers? And you accuse me of the one having the wrong perception about dicks.

Arent you just talking about the use of your dick? Adapt to the women youre with make you think your dick has changed.
And since everybody has different bodies, you think you change your dick, but its actually the womens body who is different, making you think your dick became different too.
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D_A_Kuja
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PostPosted: Tue, 1st Nov 2005 11:46    Post subject:
well of course it only changes slightly, not a whole inch, but every slight change in girth makes a difference.
ever had sex in a hot tub and the girl said it suddenly started to hurt her?
thats the effect, just in a hot tub its of course a bigger difference.


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PostPosted: Tue, 1st Nov 2005 12:13    Post subject:
4 Women Discuss Penis Size

Does Penis Size Matter?



Penis size: Survey of female perceptions of sexual satisfaction

I feel for guys who are all up tight about how big there dick is .. there is a lot more to your dick than just what it looks like .. its an organ like your heart .. the potential of which many of us never realize. Because society has us convinced of provincial stereotypes about how to have sex & how you should be shaped.


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PostPosted: Tue, 1st Nov 2005 13:14    Post subject:
i think most of the guys who re constantly thinkin about their size just never had sex and thats why theyre so nervous about it.
mostly this happens in puberty before u have sex, but once u did and everything went smooth u dont think about it anymore.
mine is between 7 and 8 inches and when i was in puberty and watched some porn with a couple of guys, these black guys there had such big cocks i thought mine was too small.
i had a hard time dealing with it, but the first time i had sex all went great, and up to now i never failed (completely). and as said, if size counts at all (well ok 3 inches is too small), then its the girth that counts, no girl likes a long stick hitting her back end. average, a bit less, or a bit more is perfect, girls who want it larger are just sluts, simple.


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PostPosted: Tue, 1st Nov 2005 13:17    Post subject:
Now all that just prove, size does matter.
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PostPosted: Tue, 1st Nov 2005 13:33    Post subject:
Its also important to acknowledge that convincing someone that there member is to small is very destructive .. men are vulnerable to this sort of attack .. & it can cause extreme mental & physical damage if left unchecked ..

Going on about how size matters is irresponsible & cruel .. common sense should show us that physiology dictates .. a big woman will need a big dick ect .. also using drugs & pumps to change your dick is a clear sign that you are not content with your body as it is .. no a good thing IMo

Look after yourself & don’t let anyone make you feel inadequate . they don’t like the way you were born they can fuck off

seems to me that the size of your wallet plays a larger role when it come to women anyway ..


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PostPosted: Tue, 1st Nov 2005 13:39    Post subject:
Convince people? Look at the chart you just posted, theres an average and low average. If someone falls below that, then you dont need to convince anyone of anything, they just look at that chart and know where they stand.
Just know that size isnt everything in the process of love making, but it does count.
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PostPosted: Tue, 1st Nov 2005 15:20    Post subject:
What's next? "Loudest fart", "Ejaculation distance record"....jeeez


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PostPosted: Tue, 1st Nov 2005 15:22    Post subject:
To you .. fact of the matter is .. convincing people that they should have a big dick is destructive .. but then if you don’t care about people, that wont matter to you will it . & you will go on telling people how size matters because you want to feel special .. pfft ..

You know my dick may be far larger than yours .. I may have slept with far more women than you .. but does that make me cooler .. more of a man than you .. no


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PostPosted: Tue, 1st Nov 2005 15:37    Post subject:
Can someone make the maths for me from that graph? Mine is 34.5 cm and I don't know in which group I fall...




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PostPosted: Tue, 1st Nov 2005 15:42    Post subject:
1" = 2.54cm


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PostPosted: Tue, 1st Nov 2005 16:05    Post subject:
Looks like I'm teh diggiest Very Happy

hahaha once more for this thread









...no, I'm kidding about my size and I know how to convert cm to "




P.S: how do you measure it? Where do you start from? Where the base is or where the hairs end?






hahaha


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PostPosted: Tue, 1st Nov 2005 22:07    Post subject:
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To you .. fact of the matter is .. convincing people that they should have a big dick is destructive .. but then if you don’t care about people, that wont matter to you will it . & you will go on telling people how size matters because you want to feel special .. pfft ..

You know my dick may be far larger than yours .. I may have slept with far more women than you .. but does that make me cooler .. more of a man than you .. no

Who said i want to feel special? Who even said i was special?
But you just want to lie to people about the fact that size doesnt matter, but then you put up a measurement chart and dont even realise youre actually doing the same thing that you accuse me of doing.
Simple fact of life is size does matter, sooner you can make peace with that fact, the sooner you can move on with your life.
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PostPosted: Tue, 1st Nov 2005 22:22    Post subject:
to think size matters is to think some of us are inadequate sexually .. this I do not adhere to .. I am not any more special than anyone else ..

... variety is the spice of life ...


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PostPosted: Tue, 1st Nov 2005 22:29    Post subject:
ChinUp wrote:
Its also important to acknowledge that convincing someone that there member is to small is very destructive .. men are vulnerable to this sort of attack .. & it can cause extreme mental & physical damage if left unchecked ..

Going on about how size matters is irresponsible & cruel .. common sense should show us that physiology dictates .. a big woman will need a big dick ect .. also using drugs & pumps to change your dick is a clear sign that you are not content with your body as it is .. no a good thing IMo

Look after yourself & don’t let anyone make you feel inadequate . they don’t like the way you were born they can fuck off

seems to me that the size of your wallet plays a larger role when it come to women anyway ..


I know ur right and all...but still, its fuckin hilarious
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Its also important to acknowledge that convincing someone that there member is to small is very destructive .. men are vulnerable to this sort of attack .. & it can cause extreme mental & physical damage if left unchecked ..


hahaha Laughing Classic...


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PostPosted: Tue, 1st Nov 2005 22:31    Post subject:
Over and over i said size matters, but not just size that matters.
If you got a small dick, compensate with other techniques.
Arent you the one with a bias since you seems to think people are talking about sexual inadequaties when talking about tiny weeners.


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PostPosted: Tue, 1st Nov 2005 22:35    Post subject:
tell these poor bastards that size doesn't matter Wink

http://www.flurl.com/uploaded/Penis_Contest_358.html


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PostPosted: Tue, 1st Nov 2005 22:41    Post subject:
Lol, Howard Stern got a tv show?
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PostPosted: Tue, 1st Nov 2005 23:47    Post subject:
right so your saying size only matters if you suck in bed .. right now I understand


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PostPosted: Tue, 1st Nov 2005 23:56    Post subject:
ChinUp wrote:
right so your saying size only matters if you suck in bed .. right now I understand


me? I didnt say that...Confused


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PostPosted: Wed, 2nd Nov 2005 00:23    Post subject:
Guys who feel the need to "measure" to fell secure in their manhood are childish and have severe inferiority problems....Ya got what ya got DEAL with it....besides money,power and prestige are bigger turn ons for most women than your lil or big member


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PostPosted: Wed, 2nd Nov 2005 08:19    Post subject:
ChinUp wrote:
right so your saying size only matters if you suck in bed .. right now I understand

Size matters, if your suck in bed then size matter even more. If you got a tiny dick and youre good in bed then the girl probably wont mind.
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PostPosted: Wed, 2nd Nov 2005 09:05    Post subject:
nouseforaname wrote:
tell these poor bastards that size doesn't matter Wink

http://www.flurl.com/uploaded/Penis_Contest_358.html


Goddamnit, where do you find this shit? Now you're starting to scare me. Wink


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PostPosted: Wed, 2nd Nov 2005 16:40    Post subject:
sTo0z wrote:
nouseforaname wrote:
tell these poor bastards that size doesn't matter Wink

http://www.flurl.com/uploaded/Penis_Contest_358.html


Goddamnit, where do you find this shit? Now you're starting to scare me. Wink


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PostPosted: Wed, 2nd Nov 2005 18:21    Post subject:
its about teh love not about the size, comon people 75% of you replying here is virgin.
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PostPosted: Wed, 2nd Nov 2005 19:52    Post subject:
you think ?


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