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Spazmotic
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PostPosted: Thu, 6th Jan 2011 13:17    Post subject:
Hey..they wanna make derp games, i'm gonna try my best to enjoy them Smile


BUTTON PRESS
FREAKING AWESOME CUTSCENE WITH CGI ACTION GOING ON
BUTTON PRESS!
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chiv




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PostPosted: Thu, 6th Jan 2011 13:28    Post subject:
the only way i could make transformers fun, was to refuse to use the mouse/keyboard, and used teh gamepad, so i would atleast find some kind of challenge in the gameplay, and also could giggle every time it vibrated. and no, the controller wasnt down my pants, but yes, i suppose that would make the game more fun if it had been..

actually, thats what ill do for the upcoming (and ultimately fucking terrible) new tomb raider game... just shove a controller down my pants and let some characters beat up on the bitch. awww yeah.. wont be able to enjoy that impending shitfest any other way, im sure.


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PostPosted: Thu, 6th Jan 2011 13:32    Post subject:
$n@ke wrote:
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/zero-punctuation/2607-Top-5-of-2010


Haha, although he doesn't play RPGs, I kinda agree with him. Just Cause 2 was an excellent action game, immensely better than its predecessor, while K&L2 .. what a complete waste of bandwidth Laughing



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PostPosted: Thu, 6th Jan 2011 13:34    Post subject:
wish he would have reviewed that shitty need for speed game.. woulda been interesting to see what place that game would have come in. 2nd spot im betting.


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xyzg




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PostPosted: Thu, 6th Jan 2011 15:32    Post subject:
chiv wrote:
..and also could giggle every time it vibrated. and no, the controller wasnt down my pants.


I would imagine most male gamers have actually tried that before
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chiv




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PostPosted: Thu, 6th Jan 2011 15:56    Post subject:
thats kinda sexist. im sure female gamers definately woulda tried that too. all 17 of them.

Very Happy


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PostPosted: Thu, 6th Jan 2011 16:36    Post subject:
Their are tons of console female gamers over here in America, and they are all attention craving whores Cool Face


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PostPosted: Thu, 6th Jan 2011 16:45    Post subject:
xDBS wrote:
Their are tons of console female gamers over here in America, and they are all attention craving fat whores Cool Face


true


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sabin1981
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PostPosted: Wed, 2nd Feb 2011 18:36    Post subject:
EPIC! That one was hilarious Very Happy Classic Yahtzee, back on form.
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PostPosted: Wed, 9th Feb 2011 18:53    Post subject:
snip


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PostPosted: Fri, 11th Feb 2011 02:01    Post subject:
Great stuff:
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/articles/view/columns/extra-punctuation/8631-Extra-Punctuation-American-Box-Art-Sucks

Quote:
Everyone's seen that courageously atrocious cover Megaman was given for its release in the West, featuring a man getting to grips with his four ill-fitting prosthetic limbs while trying to take a massive poo






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i guess thouth if without a legit key the installation was rolling back we are all fucking then
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chiv




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PostPosted: Fri, 11th Feb 2011 07:45    Post subject:
yeah i read that a couple days ago too. exact same thing can be said for movie box art.. its like the country has a crap cover fetish or somethng.


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PostPosted: Fri, 11th Feb 2011 08:13    Post subject:
uglymegaman.jpg

What is this monstrosity?????


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PostPosted: Fri, 11th Feb 2011 08:29    Post subject:
ITS STATE OF THE ART! NINTENDO SEAL OF QUALITY! HIGH RESOLUTION GRAPHICS!! lol wut


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PostPosted: Wed, 16th Feb 2011 20:58    Post subject:
chiv wrote:
ITS STATE OF THE ART! NINTENDO SEAL OF QUALITY! HIGH RESOLUTION GRAPHICS!! lol wut


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PostPosted: Wed, 23rd Feb 2011 18:19    Post subject:
"Mindjack" whatever that is.
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/zero-punctuation
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/zero-punctuation/2793-MindJack

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PostPosted: 09 Feb 2011 18:17 Post subject:

Didn't break the record it seems, two minute late. Very Happy


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sabin1981
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PostPosted: Wed, 23rd Feb 2011 18:21    Post subject:
A truly abysmal shooter on the PS3/360, one that had a fantastic premise and idea... but the end result was a laughable excuse for a videogame.
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PostPosted: Wed, 23rd Feb 2011 21:36    Post subject:
JBeckman wrote:
"Mindjack" whatever that is.
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/zero-punctuation/2793-MindJack


LOL, talk about shooting fish in a barrel, the game is so bad it's a joke Laughing
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PostPosted: Wed, 2nd Mar 2011 22:52    Post subject:
The thing i don't get here is WHY THE FUCK did he play it on his weak laptop when he owns a PS3 and X360????


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PostPosted: Wed, 16th Mar 2011 18:12    Post subject:
$n@ke wrote:
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/zero-punctuation/2915-Killzone-3


Glorious! Laughing


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