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Injurious




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PostPosted: Tue, 18th Jul 2006 23:07    Post subject:
[sYn] wrote:
Oh, another GF comment..

"If a guy was really confident but looked utterly ridiculous it would turn me off even more"


That's true too. Haha. Even when you don’t look utterly ridiculous, but you lack super confidence... it's still a turn off Sad Life can be so cruel sometimes! Sad Crying or Very sad


We're just two lost souls swimming in a fish bowl, year after year, running over the same old ground. What have we found? The same old fears. Wish you were here.
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[sYn]
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PostPosted: Tue, 18th Jul 2006 23:11    Post subject:
Yeah, its a balance thats needed.. and even with that balance some girls wont like how your acting.. they're so bloody picky Razz
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Injurious




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PostPosted: Tue, 18th Jul 2006 23:13    Post subject:
Sad

All you really need is a bottle of chloroform and some napkins.


We're just two lost souls swimming in a fish bowl, year after year, running over the same old ground. What have we found? The same old fears. Wish you were here.
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SycoShaman
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PostPosted: Tue, 18th Jul 2006 23:19    Post subject:
[sYn] wrote:
My girlfriend thinks you

1. Have a big nose (she asked me not to put that bit in cause it was mean :\)
2. Have long hair (this is not a good thing)
3. Are too young to try facial hair.. really.. thats not a good look.

So in a constructive sense you may want to shave and get a haircut, im sure the nose thing is a matter of opinion, personally I didn't notice.. I do agree with the hair and "beard" thing too..

Anyway, I don't see what your rush is, you already said that by the time you hit College/Uni you will find yourself the perfect woman, so why are you kicking your own balls about it now? Seems stupid to me. Women are evil in the most, better off waiting until your sure you can find a sane one..


@mark
Dont listen to Syn...the hair is fuckin cool. Long hair rocks man. I'd consider dying it if i were you. The brown is too plain. since your white, dye jet black and braid it. shave the facial hair, add a spiked necklace, some chains, a lil bit of muscle and your set Smile
Braids (or dreads if you can pull it off) look good. French braids tho (i think thats what they are called). Like your hair is braid back in rows along your head, but not to your head...like axle rose used to have a few years back Smile


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X_Dror




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PostPosted: Wed, 19th Jul 2006 00:05    Post subject:
LOL, you all sound so fucking gay when giving all of these cosmetical advices.

Just shave and take a haircut, you are going to the army anyways pretty soon.
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Injurious




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PostPosted: Wed, 19th Jul 2006 00:06    Post subject:
X_Dror wrote:
Just shave and take a haircut, you are going to the army anyways pretty soon.


And pack loads to Lube! Very Happy


We're just two lost souls swimming in a fish bowl, year after year, running over the same old ground. What have we found? The same old fears. Wish you were here.
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IpwnU
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PostPosted: Wed, 19th Jul 2006 00:07    Post subject:
and dont drop the soap.
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pistolshrimp
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PostPosted: Wed, 19th Jul 2006 00:59    Post subject:
@mark

sYn and his girlfriend have their opinion about your looks no doubt. I guess that is one way to look at it. Lots of people prob think like that but some will also think differently. By looking certain ways you will attract certain women I agree with sYn with that.

I think your nose looks fine btw.
If you are happy with your looks you shouldn’t change anything.. Facial hair at a young age is a look I guess and I don’t think there is anything wrong with it.

Maybe more of a personality adjustment. Maybe you need to be more outgoing or show more confidence. Women like that in a guy. I am a big believer that personality will get the girl.

I was approached by a guy when I worked at a mall. He did it in a really nice way too. I was sitting alone in the food place cuz I got there way too early. He walked past me and smiled. On his way back he just sat down and started talking. I forgot what he said but it was just casual. Then he left after 3 min. He was a delivery guy working. He never did close the deal tho. I have this feeling he thought he would see me around again.

The point of my little story is don’t use any stupid lines. Be yourself. You can say something like “You seem like a really interesting person, do you mind if I sit down” I think this is ok in coffee shops, clubs, parties.

Some guy 6 months ago tried to give me a rose which was a first but I think he was trying to jump me or something. I was sitting on a curb behind a gas station waiting for a ride. Don’t approach these women. You will freak the shit outta them.

I don’t know, I think it’s all in the approach.

@sYn ‘s girlfriend
Agree that over confident is a huge turn off. Showing off, name dropping, bragging, being vain, thinking they are hot shit is a huge turn off. I think confidence in who you are and being comfortable in your skin is the good kind. You gotta have your feet on the ground.



@syco
The little french braids are called corn row/braids aren’t they. My girlfriend and I braided her daughters hair a bunch of times. Summer it is really good. Took up maybe 15 hrs maybe. Anyway it was 2 days. Ohh and since mark is a white dude, he should get a tan.



We should photoshop mark into different haircuts and colors.
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Godlikez*
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PostPosted: Wed, 19th Jul 2006 01:01    Post subject:
I have seen you and believe me, your one ugly mofo!

I recommend you atleast shave the bumfluff on your chin and get a haircut then think about getting a facelift.

Glad to help Very Happy Wink


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pistolshrimp
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PostPosted: Wed, 19th Jul 2006 01:28    Post subject:
Injurious wrote:
X_Dror wrote:
Just shave and take a haircut, you are going to the army anyways pretty soon.


And pack loads to Lube! Very Happy



You know what. You guys about gay people.

A gay person is as likely to be attracted to you as much as a straight person I think. Not all men want to sleep with me so it makes sense not all lesbians wanna sleep with me either. (My friend just came outta the closet, driving me nuts with her man hating stuff) If you guys aren't fighting the women off then I don't think you will have a prob. with the gay guys. A good person who is male and gay has respect for the feelings of straight men around him. But I guess sometimes lines can be crossed just like in hetrosexual sexual community.


Injurious I don't think you have anything to worry about. I have met some really great guys who where gay and wouldn't hurt a fly.
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pistolshrimp
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PostPosted: Wed, 19th Jul 2006 01:45    Post subject:
@Godlikez

That is your opionion and you stay with it. He is not ugly. He is a man with a look, maybe you can’t appricate it. LOL


@Mark

if that is your look and what feels comfortable for you then go with it.: D There are some women out there that can appricate uniquness. Much better then being some sheep following what everybody else does. I do think you have the facial features for a short do as well.
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oxyeL




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PostPosted: Wed, 19th Jul 2006 01:56    Post subject:
pistolshrimp wrote:
@Godlikez

That is your opionion and you stay with it. He is not ugly. He is a man with a look, maybe you can’t appricate it. LOL


@Mark

if that is your look and what feels comfortable for you then go with it.: D There are some women out there that can appricate uniquness. Much better then being some sheep following what everybody else does. I do think you have the facial features for a short do as well.


actually it's not my updated looks... Since that picture my hair growed up and was cut a bit (still long) and now I've got a blond stripes in the hair, I know it sounds gay but I like it and everybody around me seems to like it too. I'm pretty confident about my looks, I'm pretty muscular and don't complain too much. The problem is that I just can't find the right girl to date with. In the last time there were some girls who tried to make a move on me but I never seemed to like any of them...
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snoop1050
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PostPosted: Wed, 19th Jul 2006 04:35    Post subject:
mark322 wrote:
Teh ugly kid-

you look fine to me im not gay or anything but i wouldnt say your ugly.ive definetly seen uglyer people with hot looking women
shave and consider tieing back you hair though

btw hope u dont find what i did to the pic offensive! i thought you might find it funny.
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IpwnU
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PostPosted: Wed, 19th Jul 2006 04:44    Post subject:
Here is my prince charming Very Happy

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pistolshrimp
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PostPosted: Wed, 19th Jul 2006 04:48    Post subject:
IpwnU wrote:
Here is my prince charming Very Happy



I think perhaps

YOU could be a SF spy.
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Spun[k]




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PostPosted: Wed, 19th Jul 2006 04:51    Post subject:
Just be yourself, don't listen to them all. There's no "foolproof" looks.. Everyone like different things. Just try to be a bit more self-confident.. (If you aiint)


Sig too big.


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SycoShaman
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PostPosted: Wed, 19th Jul 2006 05:16    Post subject:
IpwnU wrote:
Here is my prince charming Very Happy



Laughing Laughing

thats a good one


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Injurious




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PostPosted: Wed, 19th Jul 2006 05:24    Post subject:
He looks angry! Grrr! GRRRR! GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaH!


We're just two lost souls swimming in a fish bowl, year after year, running over the same old ground. What have we found? The same old fears. Wish you were here.
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pistolshrimp
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PostPosted: Wed, 19th Jul 2006 05:36    Post subject:
Poor Mark, You guys de-facing his picture.

But at least you made him a pirate Very Happy
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Injurious




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PostPosted: Wed, 19th Jul 2006 05:37    Post subject:
I just hope he can take the joke Sad


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Injurious




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PostPosted: Wed, 19th Jul 2006 05:38    Post subject:
I just hope he can take the joke Sad


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oxyeL




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PostPosted: Wed, 19th Jul 2006 15:15    Post subject:
Mark in ass kickz0ring mode.
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Demonium
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PostPosted: Wed, 19th Jul 2006 16:59    Post subject:
Is that a mugshot?


jenni <3
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tRanSwarP




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PostPosted: Thu, 20th Jul 2006 00:48    Post subject:
turned 18 and thinking about girls ...

Ahhh .. that was 6 years ago. Time goes by, doesn't it?

Well my personal advice would be to just go with the flow. I mean you shoudln't try to force things.
It is nice when it happens, even more nice if its unexpected.

For the looks i think it's okayish --- in a good way Wink Hell, i looked worse at 18. Wink

And the 13-16 year olds plan ... forget about it ... it just causes trouble.
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deelix
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PostPosted: Thu, 20th Jul 2006 00:55    Post subject:
Know what sucks (probably cuz of my age) the limit on drinking. 20. And 18 other countries.


So when i drink my 41% i do something that is against norwegian law. I feel bad.



Sex with girls over the age of 16 is OK. So why don't you just feel free Mark. Because Israel haven't reallly understanded the beauty of young girls. Period.





Oh.. sad deelix, drinking alone. ORLY? no rly. There are like 2-3 people here.
And why do i drink.... just thank Ratiomaster.. OK? :.. `:`\
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Injurious




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PostPosted: Thu, 20th Jul 2006 02:15    Post subject:
deelix wrote:
h.. sad deelix, drinking alone. ORLY? no rly. There are like 2-3 people here.
And why do i drink.... just thank Ratiomaster.. OK? :.. `:`\


Dirinking alone fore the fucking win! oh my fucking goid! I love it! god! you have no one telling you to stop! you have no one telling ou it's enough! it's god damn fucking beutiful! Take my woird for it! Drink alone when you have the chance! It's fuckin.g.... wonderful!


We're just two lost souls swimming in a fish bowl, year after year, running over the same old ground. What have we found? The same old fears. Wish you were here.
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ToCS




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PostPosted: Thu, 20th Jul 2006 13:35    Post subject:
haha ratiomaster is the shit.
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PostPosted: Thu, 20th Jul 2006 16:15    Post subject:
Injurious wrote:

Dirinking alone fore the fucking win! oh my fucking goid! I love it! god! you have no one telling you to stop! you have no one telling ou it's enough! it's god damn fucking beutiful! Take my woird for it! Drink alone when you have the chance! It's fuckin.g.... wonderful!


Yeah some ppl frown upon it.
Like before I go out clubbing with my mates I have a beer or two, my friend smell it on me and say things like drinking alone is sad.
I enjoy a beer or two watching a film.
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AnimalMother




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PostPosted: Thu, 20th Jul 2006 16:39    Post subject:
It's because drinking for reasons other then socialising can lead to alcoholism. It's not a definite thing by any means, it's just people who drink alone, especially if they do it regularly, have a far greater chance of becoming an alcoholic.

Basil-Brush, in your first example you're still drinking for social reasons, so thats fine, and in your second example it's only two beers, so I don't think thats anything to worry about. It's when you're getting pissed while alone (ala Injurious) that it can lead to a problem.


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deelix
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PostPosted: Thu, 20th Jul 2006 17:10    Post subject:
Iv never drinkd alone..

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