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pistolshrimp
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PostPosted: Wed, 17th May 2006 20:23    Post subject:
snop1050 wrote:
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I once watched this program where this woman had to have this giant maggot (about 2 inches long) extracted from her skull because a fly had laid it's egg in this sore she had on her scalp. The maggot had dug a sort of horizontal burrow into her skull.

my wife has a book about 2 guys who were in a prison in i think it was thailand its a true story and one of the guys had a big swelling underneath his ear lobe (i mean between your ear lobe and where your kneck starts close to where your ear is peirced) , turns out some kind of insect had laid its eggs there underneath the skin on the outerside of his ear and he had loads of grubs living in there.


OMFG I totally saw something like that in real life. The maggots were in someones foot, near the ankle The doctor had to squize them out like a huge zit. She had been travelling in South America.
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Grees




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PostPosted: Wed, 17th May 2006 21:47    Post subject:
An average person supposedly to eat 5 to 6 spiders in his or hers life time, not intentional, but while he sleep.
Seems farfetched maybe, but since most persons sleep with their mouth open, it's not unimaginable that a spider or other kind of insect can crawl in there.
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PostPosted: Wed, 17th May 2006 21:49    Post subject:
Read the damn thread Grees Razz


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PostPosted: Wed, 17th May 2006 21:50    Post subject:
nouseforaname wrote:
lol ... you guys are pussies. Nothing wrong with spiders.


Exactly. I love it when a spider is spinning a web, but just starting. So i grab the little web string and i have a nifty spider kite. Smile

Jumping spiders are really cool, used to catch them like crazy when i was younger. And i have always been facinated by swimming spiders; they can blow a web air sack and dive. Amazing little buggers.

And unless you get bit by a Black widow, or some of the nasty Australian spiders. There all very harmless.
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Grees




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PostPosted: Wed, 17th May 2006 21:53    Post subject:
_SiN_ wrote:
Read the damn thread Grees Razz

Hihi, I actually notice it before reading your post.
Too bad I wasn't the one to bring the scary news.

Anyway to make up, here's a picture of a crawler.
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PostPosted: Wed, 17th May 2006 21:56    Post subject:
how about a pic of a wolf spider?



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PostPosted: Wed, 17th May 2006 21:58    Post subject:
OMFG WTF ARE YOU TRYING TO DO TO ME YOU SICK FUCK Sad


I COULDN'T SLEEP LAST NIGHT...

FUCK Sad
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PostPosted: Wed, 17th May 2006 22:00    Post subject:
Hi there, how's it going? Razz




look at the fangs on this guy Wink



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PostPosted: Wed, 17th May 2006 22:07    Post subject:
Wolf-spider mutant freak.
Imagine when you spot this making web on your ceiling

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PostPosted: Wed, 17th May 2006 22:50    Post subject:
I never kill the spiders, I catch them and throw them outside so it doesn't rain.
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PostPosted: Wed, 17th May 2006 22:50    Post subject:
opps double post pls delete. Got an error message and didn't think post worked


Last edited by pistolshrimp on Wed, 17th May 2006 23:28; edited 2 times in total
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PostPosted: Wed, 17th May 2006 22:58    Post subject:
Lame!

Killing spiders causes the rain Very Happy

I like it when it rains! Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy


We're just two lost souls swimming in a fish bowl, year after year, running over the same old ground. What have we found? The same old fears. Wish you were here.
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PostPosted: Wed, 17th May 2006 23:03    Post subject:
A short true story for you spider lovers.

I was 18 in the army and in the Californian desert, at dusk I set up camp and when to sleep in my tent, I was to tiered to notice where I had pitched my tent. An hour into my sleep I was awoken by noise and ground movement under my sleeping bag, I turned over to notice dozens of tarantulas coming out of the ground. When I pitched the tent I didn't notice all the holes in the ground. It was like a giant ant hill, but instead it was giant spiders coming out of the ground.

But I was to tiered to get up, so I just zipped up my sleeping bag and when back to sleep. Later I keep one for a pet.


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PostPosted: Wed, 17th May 2006 23:15    Post subject:
YourGod wrote:
It was like a giant ant hill, but instead it was giant spiders coming out of the ground.

So which was it ?


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PostPosted: Wed, 17th May 2006 23:15    Post subject:
YourGod wrote:
It was like a giant ant hill, but instead it was giant spiders coming out of the ground.

So which was it ?


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PostPosted: Wed, 17th May 2006 23:27    Post subject:
YourGod wrote:
A short true story for you spider lovers.

I was 18 in the army and in the Californian desert, at dusk I set up camp and when to sleep in my tent, I was to tiered to notice where I had pitched my tent. An hour into my sleep I was awoken by noise and ground movement under my sleeping bag, I turned over to notice dozens of tarantulas coming out of the ground. When I pitched the tent I didn't notice all the holes in the ground. It was like a giant ant hill, but instead it was giant spiders coming out of the ground.

But I was to tiered to get up, so I just zipped up my sleeping bag and when back to sleep. Later I keep one for a pet.


Haha, ya right. Every man wants to sleep on spider-nests ?


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PostPosted: Wed, 17th May 2006 23:31    Post subject:
Double post. Delete plx. Sad


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PostPosted: Wed, 17th May 2006 23:34    Post subject:
There's a delete button right near edit Smile
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PostPosted: Wed, 17th May 2006 23:35    Post subject:
Stay awake for 3 days, and you can sleep anywhere.

Once I sleep in a tree hanging over a cliff.


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PostPosted: Wed, 17th May 2006 23:42    Post subject:
Dazz99 wrote:
There's a delete button right near edit Smile

Nope not this time Sad

Edit: apparently you can only delete your msg if its the latest in thread.


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PostPosted: Thu, 18th May 2006 00:03    Post subject:
YourGod wrote:
Stay awake for 3 days, and you can sleep anywhere.

Once I sleep in a tree hanging over a cliff.


OMG, you chat so much shit.


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PostPosted: Thu, 18th May 2006 00:08    Post subject:
pistolshrimp wrote:
I never kill the spiders, I catch them and throw them outside so it doesn't rain.

It rains when you don't throw them out?
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PostPosted: Thu, 18th May 2006 00:38    Post subject:
AnimalMother wrote:
YourGod wrote:
Stay awake for 3 days, and you can sleep anywhere.

Once I sleep in a tree hanging over a cliff.


OMG, you chat so much shit.


He's not lying. It was after he went to HALO jumping school and before he was accepted into Delta...Laughing


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PostPosted: Thu, 18th May 2006 00:45    Post subject:
You two are retards. I was a combat engineer, 12b, Fort Ord CA. 1977-1980

Built shit, blew up shit.

https://www.cool.army.mil/12b.htm
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PostPosted: Thu, 18th May 2006 01:17    Post subject:
Grees wrote:
pistolshrimp wrote:
I never kill the spiders, I catch them and throw them outside so it doesn't rain.

It rains when you don't throw them out?


ya if you kill the little guys it rains the next day (superstition). I don't like killing things when I don't have too.

Someone mentioned about maggots in someones scalp and that it stunk. I don't think it would stink because maggots eat dead and rotting flesh so it wouldn't have a chance to get infected. I have heard of maggot therapy where they actually use maggots to eat out gangoreen (sp).
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PostPosted: Thu, 18th May 2006 02:26    Post subject:
pistolshrimp wrote:
Grees wrote:
pistolshrimp wrote:
I never kill the spiders, I catch them and throw them outside so it doesn't rain.

It rains when you don't throw them out?


ya if you kill the little guys it rains the next day (superstition). I don't like killing things when I don't have too.

Someone mentioned about maggots in someones scalp and that it stunk. I don't think it would stink because maggots eat dead and rotting flesh so it wouldn't have a chance to get infected. I have heard of maggot therapy where they actually use maggots to eat out gangoreen (sp).


Yep, field medicine procedure.
I have a couple of books on ditch medicine and shit like that.
I think one is actually called "Ditch Medicine" Smile


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PostPosted: Thu, 18th May 2006 08:44    Post subject:
pistolshrimp wrote:
Grees wrote:
pistolshrimp wrote:
I never kill the spiders, I catch them and throw them outside so it doesn't rain.

It rains when you don't throw them out?


ya if you kill the little guys it rains the next day (superstition).

Really? I never heard of that, good to know, seems like a good alternative for my rain dance.
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PostPosted: Thu, 18th May 2006 09:11    Post subject:
pistolshrimp wrote:


Someone mentioned about maggots in someones scalp and that it stunk. I don't think it would stink because maggots eat dead and rotting flesh so it wouldn't have a chance to get infected. I have heard of maggot therapy where they actually use maggots to eat out gangoreen (sp).


It was one giant larva. I called it a maggot, but it wasn't really, thats just so people can get a mental image of what it looked like, but it was the larva of some sort of beetle that ate live flesh by liquefying it. The wound was infected, and the liquefied flesh stank, well from what the doctor said it did.

But yeah, greenbottle maggots are good for cleaning wounds.


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PostPosted: Thu, 18th May 2006 09:12    Post subject:
YourGod wrote:
You two are retards. I was a combat engineer, 12b, Fort Ord CA. 1977-1980

Built shit, blew up shit.

https://www.cool.army.mil/12b.htm


I just think you're full of shit. That does not make me a retard.


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PostPosted: Thu, 18th May 2006 09:25    Post subject:
I love spiders one of natures wonders when they have been flattened into a museum piece.

The little bastards that get inside all of my clothes on my washing line piss me off, I hate
the summer.
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