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| Bigperm wrote: | http://www.ojp.usdoj.gov/bjs/homicide/race.htm
This link proves NOTHING. Just that someone fucked up the 2002 stats. Look at the historical stats.
And a true test would be to analize the income levels vs homicides, not the race.
Now for some offensive jokes. 
A little blind girl goes up to her mum and says, "Mummy, mummy, when will I be able to see?"
Her mum replies "I'll tell you what, I'll take you to the chemist and get you some special cream for your eyes and you will be able to see in the morning."
So off they went to the chemist, got the cream, and went home, all the while the little girl was getting more and more excited at the prospect of being able to see again. Once they got home, the mother put the cream on the little girls eyes, wrapped a bandage around her head, and took her to bed.
The following morning the little girl stumbled into her mums bedroom and excitedly shouted "Quick mummy, take off the bandage so that i will be able to see again."
So the mother slowly took of all the bandages, taking her time, and all the while the little girl was getting more and more excited. Once they were off the little girl said "But mummy, I still can't see."
To which the mother replied, "April fool!"
The salesman stopped at a farmhouse one evening to ask for room and board for the night. The farmer told him there was no vacant room.
"I could let you sleep with my daughter," the farmer said, "if you promise not to bother her."
The salesman agreed. After a hearty supper, he was led to the room. He undressed in the dark, slipped into bed, and felt the farmer's daughter at his side.
The next morning he asked for his bill.
"It'll be just two dollars, since you had to share the bed," the farmer said.
"Your daughter was very cold," the salesman said.
"Yes, I know," said the farmer. "We're going to bury her today."
There's a young couple in the cinema. The girl says, "I must have a piss, can I squeeze past you?"
"Why don't you squat down on the floor and do it" says the boyfriend. "You'll have to disturb all these people, besides its dark, no one will see you."
"OK" she says. She pulls her drawers down and squats on the floor. The bloke starts feeling horny at the thought of her down there, so he reaches down and makes a grab.
He feels something long and hard and says, "Urgh! Have you changed your sex?"
"No" she says "I've changed my mind... I'm having a shit instead."
Harry answers the telephone, and it's an Emergency Room doctor. The doctor says, "Your wife was in a serious car accident, and I have bad news and good news. The bad news is she has lost all use of both arms and both legs, and will need help eating and going to the bathroom for the rest of her life."
Harry says, "My God. What's the good news?"
The doctor says, "I'm kidding. She's dead."
Bob goes into the public restroom and sees this guy standing next to the urinal. The guy has no arms. As Bob's standing there, taking care of business, he wonders to himself how the poor wretch is going to take a leak.
Bob finishes and starts to leave when the man asks Bob to help him out. Being a kind soul, Bob says, "Ah, OK, sure, I'll help you."
The man asks, "Can you unzip my zipper?"
Bob says, "OK."
Then the man says, "Can you pull it out for me?"
Bob replies, "Uh, yeah, OK."
Bob pulls it out and it has all kinds of mold and red bumps, with hair clumps, rashes, moles, scabs, scars, and reeks something awful. Then the guy asks Bob to point it for him, and Bob points for him. Bob then shakes it, puts it back in and zips it up.
The guy tells Bob, "Thanks, man, I really appreciate it."
Bob says, "No problem, but what the hell's wrong with your penis?"
The guy pulls his arms out of his shirt and says, "I don't know, but I ain't touching it. |
Excuse me but what does income have to do with murders? A murderer is still a murderer if he is poor or rich. If that link doesnt prove a thing then i guess all stats are stupid and should be banished from the world. look at the picture. it shows 1980-2002(unless i just pulled those numbers out of my ass and the justice department doesnt know crap). Black murderers are still higher then whites. Plus we werent talking about income in any way or form.
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Bigperm
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Location: Alberta,Canada
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| Posted: Tue, 25th Apr 2006 00:52 Post subject: |
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Try scrolling down after the 2 graphs..good. now look at the figures.
And then after that look at these figures
* 86% of white victims were killed by whites
* 94% of black victims were killed by blacks
and for income not having to do with murders. OMG, you are seriously not that dumb are you. Its called the "Big picture" . try looking at the world like that someday. Then you will realize how narrowminded and raceist you are.
NOW BACK ON TOPIC
There were three people in a crashing plane: Bill Gates, the Dalai Lama and a little girl.
Bill Gates rose and said, " I am the world's smartest man. The world needs smart men. I think the world's smartest man should have parachute, too." He grabbed one, and out he jumped.
The Dalai Lama and the little girl looked at one another. The Dalai Lama says, "Little girl, I have lived a satisfying life and have known the bliss of True Enlightenment. You have your whole life ahead of you, you take the last parachute, and I will go down with the plane."
And the little girl replies, "Don't worry, we can both have one, the smartest man in the world just jumped out with my backpack."
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| Posted: Tue, 25th Apr 2006 01:27 Post subject: |
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WTF are you talking about? I SAID A MINORITY IS MORE LIKELY TO KILL YOU THEN A WHITE GUY. 7 times more likely. I NEVER EVER EVERRRRRRRRRRRR SPECIFIED WHO HE WAS KILLING. he could kill a black or white guy.
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sTo0z
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| Posted: Tue, 25th Apr 2006 01:34 Post subject: |
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| Posted: Tue, 25th Apr 2006 01:45 Post subject: |
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yes a minority is more likely because they have a worse living standard and are often pretty much stuck in the ghettos and so on and so on, NOW back to the topic: jokes.
Tempting Santa
A beautiful innocent young girl wants to meet Santa Claus so she puts on a robe and stays up late on Christmas Eve. Santa arrives, climbs down the chimney, and begins filling the socks. He is about to leave when the girl, who happens to be a gorgeous redhead, says in a sexy voice, "Oh Santa, please stay. Keep the chill away."
Santa replies, "HO HO HO, Gotta go, gotta go. Gotta get the presents to the children, you know."
The girl drops the robe to reveal a sexy bra and panties and says in an even sexier voice, "Oh Santa, don't run a mile; just stay for a while..."
Santa begins to sweat but replies, "HO HO HO, gotta go, gotta go. Gotta get the presents to the children, you know."
The girl takes off her bra and says, "Oh Santa... Please... Stay."
Santa wipes his brow but replies, "HO HO HO, gotta go, gotta go. Gotta get the presents to the children, you know."
She loses the panties and says, "Oh Santa... Please... Stay...."
Santa, with sweat pouring off his brow, says, "HEY HEY HEY, Gotta stay, Gotta stay! Can't get up the chimney with my pecker this way!!!
Penis Problem
A guy goes to see the doctor, because he's a little too well-endowed. In fact, it's 25 inches long and he can't get any women to have sex with him.
Anyway, the doctor says there's nothing he can do medically, but recommends a witch doctor that he thinks might be able to help.
The witch doctor takes a look at the problem and tells him to go to a particular pond, deep in the forest, and talk to a frog that lives there. "Ask the frog to marry you and each time the frog says no, you'll be 5 inches shorter."
Worth a try, he thinks, and off he dashes into the forest. He finds the pond and sees the frog on the other side, sitting on a log. "Frog, will you marry me?"
The frog looks at him, disinterested at best, and calls back, "No."
The guy looks down and sure enough, he's 5 inches shorter. Hey, this is great he thinks -- let's try that again. "Will you marry me?"
The frog rolls his eyes, and shouts back again, "No!"
Zappo! -- the guy's down to 15 inches. Well, that's still a bit excessive, he thinks. Down another 5 would be perfect. So he calls across again, "Frog, will you marry me?"
The irritated frog yells back, "Look..how many times do I have to tell you? No, No, NO!"
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| Posted: Tue, 25th Apr 2006 02:01 Post subject: |
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[quote="kirkblitz"] | Bigperm wrote: |
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dude your totaly wrong
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| Posted: Tue, 25th Apr 2006 02:09 Post subject: |
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How many Windows programmers does it take to change a light bulb? 472, one to write WinGetLightBulbHandle, one to write WinQueryStatusLightBulb, one to write WinGetLightSwitchHandle.....
How many Microsoft technicians does it take to change a light bulb? Eight: one to work the bulb and seven to make sure that Microsoft gets $2 for every light bulb ever changed anywhere in the world.
How many Apple programmers does it take to change a light bulb? None, the light bulb will be obselete in six months anyway
How many developers does it take to change a light bulb? "The light bulb works fine on the system in my office."
How many divorced Men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Who knows; they never get the house
A man is in a hotel lobby. He wants to ask the clerk a question. As he turns to go to the front desk, he accidentally bumps into a woman beside him and as he does, his elbow goes into her breast. They are both quite startled. The man turns to her and says, "Ma'am, if your heart is as soft as your breast, I know you'll forgive me." She replies, "if your penis is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 1221."
A young man walks up and sits down at the bar. "What can I get you?" the bartender inquires."I want 6 shots of Jagermeister,(Strong whiskey)" responded the young man. "6 shots! Are you celebrating something?" "Yeah, my first blowjob.""Well, in that case, let me give you a 7th on the house." "No offence, sir. But if 6 shots won't get rid of the taste, Nothing will."
There are some funny ones here 
http://www.lukasland.com/humour/Jokes/Mainmenu.htm
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| Posted: Tue, 25th Apr 2006 02:10 Post subject: |
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| Posted: Tue, 25th Apr 2006 02:20 Post subject: |
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| Posted: Tue, 25th Apr 2006 03:49 Post subject: |
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What's the definition of confused?
A white supremist watching the mens 100m sprint.
"Techniclly speaking, Beta-Manboi didnt inject Burberry_Massi with Benz, he injected him with liquid that had air bubbles in it, which caused benz." - House M.D
"Faith without logic is the same as knowledge without understanding; meaningless"
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deelix
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Location: Norway
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| Posted: Tue, 25th Apr 2006 09:06 Post subject: |
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The whole joke thing went to hell?
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| Posted: Wed, 26th Apr 2006 20:00 Post subject: |
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well kiddies from stormfront joined nforce and they crap now in evry thread with there low life replies...
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| Posted: Wed, 26th Apr 2006 20:50 Post subject: |
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| CRA$HH110011001 wrote: | | well kiddies from stormfront joined nforce and they crap now in evry thread with there low life replies... |
you may say what ever you want about skidrow, but never ever call him a kid. He get's mighty mad and will cock slap you into submission! 
We're just two lost souls swimming in a fish bowl, year after year, running over the same old ground. What have we found? The same old fears. Wish you were here. |
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| Posted: Thu, 27th Apr 2006 03:04 Post subject: |
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just so as long as you didn't enjoy it
piracy isn't a hobby, it's a way of life
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