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Posted: Tue, 18th Apr 2006 16:15 Post subject: |
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Quote: | The Resistance
Achtung! You are 38% brainwashworthy, 13% antitolerant, and 42% blindly patriotic
Welcome to the Resistance (Der Widerstand)! You believe in freedom, justice, equality, and your country, and you can't be converted to the the dark side.
Breakdown: your Blind Patriotism levels are borderline unhealthy, but you show such a love of people from everywhere and a natural resistance to brainwashing, you would probably focus your energy to fight the Fuehrer with furor, so to speak.
Conclusion: born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would have taken up ARMS against the oppressors. Or even your friends' oppressors. Congratulations!
Less than 5% of all test takers earn a spot in the Resistance!
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I wouldn't say i'm patriotic though and i'm pretty sure on all the country based questions (apart from the last one about the world being one / many / anachy / war) I answered indifferent / not at all / no.
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Posted: Tue, 18th Apr 2006 16:54 Post subject: |
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The Everyday German
Achtung! You are 46% brainwashworthy, 18% antitolerant, and 33% blindly patriotic
Had you lived in Germany in the 1930s, you'd have probably just gone along with the flow. Men with guns are surrounding the house next door? The bagel place on the corner's gone? Hmm...whatever.
The data show you're a decent person who's willing to listen to what people of authority tell you. That's what most people are, and in most times and most places, that's ok. But not then; not there.
The sad conclusion: you would've missed your Jewish friends, but you would've done nothing about it. Seriously. But rest assured, you would've forgiven yourself eventually.
arrr. :/
"Why don't you zip it, Zipfero?" - fraich3
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Posted: Tue, 18th Apr 2006 17:16 Post subject: |
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Der Kommandant
Achtung! You are 38% brainwashworthy, 63% antitolerant, and 61% blindly patriotic
Opportunistic, patriotic to a fault, and not so fond of people who aren't just like you, you are like a Nazi General. Back in Germany in the 1940's, you would have been at the top of the asshole list. Not for Nazism, necessarily, but for your own sick, twisted values. Then, out of superior intelligence (relative to other Nazis, that is), you would've climbed to the top.
Conclusion: you would have been a Nazi, and most likely would have served them well.
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Posted: Tue, 18th Apr 2006 17:46 Post subject: |
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Der Kommandant as well
brainwashworthy: i like to think not
antitolerant: yes, like in not tolerant for outsiders who dont try to fit in
about the patriotism, its only if someone would attack my country then i would definitly defend my country to the death
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Posted: Tue, 18th Apr 2006 17:48 Post subject: |
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fraich3
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Posted: Tue, 18th Apr 2006 19:50 Post subject: |
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The Swine
Achtung! You are 23% brainwashworthy, 72% antitolerant, and 23% blindly patriotic
Sie sind ein Schwein! You would've lived a quiet and consenting civilian life in Germany, while the Nazis stomped all over people you didn't quite care about.
You would never have directly joined the Nazis, basically because (1) you're not so nationalistic, (2) you're not that susceptible to crazy propaganda, and (3) you probably don't have the bloodlust. But you would've appreciated the Party, because you liked how they cleaned out the [insert race you dislike here].
The fact is, you demonstrate too much attachment to and pride of your own kind, be they white & male & straight or whatever. You absolutely would not have stood up to the Germans.
Conclusion: born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would NOT have STOOD UP to the Nazis. Sorry
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Posted: Tue, 18th Apr 2006 20:10 Post subject: |
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The Resistance
Achtung! You are 15% brainwashworthy, 36% antitolerant, and 42% blindly patriotic
Welcome to the Resistance (Der Widerstand)! You believe in freedom, justice, equality, and your country, and you can't be converted to the the dark side.
Breakdown: your Blind Patriotism levels are borderline unhealthy, but you show such a love of people from everywhere and a natural resistance to brainwashing, you would probably focus your energy to fight the Fuehrer with furor, so to speak.
Conclusion: born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would have taken up ARMS against the oppressors. Or even your friends' oppressors. Congratulations!
Less than 5% of all test takers earn a spot in the Resistance!
gave this to a friend and...
ADOLF HITLER
Achtung! You are 100% brainwashworthy, 81% antitolerant, and 100% blindly patriotic
You probably you lack the charisma and intelligence to be Hitler himself, but then again, who knows? You've got a few of the necessary traits, at least. You are crazy, nationalistic, and more proud of your background than you should be.
Right now I am breathing a big sigh of relief that you don't live in Germany in the 1930's, although I guess things couldn't have gone any worse than they did, even with your help. Maybe all this energy that you feel right now could be directed to an end less evil? Are you a Police Officer? Not in my town, I hope.
Sadly, you exceeded expectations on all 3 indicators.
Deutschland: Uber Alles!
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Posted: Tue, 18th Apr 2006 21:50 Post subject: |
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Achtung! You are 30% brainwashworthy, 95% antitolerant, and 76% blindly patriotic
Opportunistic, patriotic to a fault, and not so fond of people who aren't just like you, you are like a Nazi General. Back in Germany in the 1940's, you would have been at the top of the asshole list. Not for Nazism, necessarily, but for your own sick, twisted values. Then, out of superior intelligence (relative to other Nazis, that is), you would've climbed to the top.
Conclusion: you would have been a Nazi, and most likely would have served them well.
Mouhahahaha 
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Posted: Tue, 18th Apr 2006 22:33 Post subject: |
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I aint gonna try that test -.-
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Posted: Tue, 18th Apr 2006 22:38 Post subject: |
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deelix wrote: | I aint gonna try that test -.- |
It's so obvious you'll be a 100% brain washed racist patriot.
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Posted: Tue, 18th Apr 2006 23:52 Post subject: |
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lolz, how *expected* that a thread about barney brings out his 8 yr old fanboys (and girls).
piracy isn't a hobby, it's a way of life
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Posted: Tue, 18th Apr 2006 23:59 Post subject: |
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The Expatriate
Achtung! You are 30% brainwashworthy, 13% antitolerant, and 38% blindly patriotic
Congratulations! You are not susceptible to brainwashing, your values and cares extend beyond the borders of your own country, and your Blind Patriotism does not reach unhealthy levels. If you had been German in the 30s, you would've left the country.
One bad scenario -- as I hypothetically project you back in time -- is that you just wouldn't have cared one way or the other about Nazism. Maybe politics don't interest you enough. But the fact that you took this test means they probably do. I'm gonna give you the benefit of the doubt.
Did you know that many of the smartest Germans departed prior to the beginning of World War II, because they knew some evil shit was brewing? Brain Drain. Many of them were scientists. It is very possible you could have been one of them.
Conclusion: born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would not have been a Nazi.
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Posted: Wed, 19th Apr 2006 00:37 Post subject: |
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Smurf Stomper wrote: | lolz, how *expected* that a thread about barney brings out his 8 yr old fanboys (and girls). |
Welcome to the Void when normal things don`t happen very often in the VOID

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Posted: Wed, 19th Apr 2006 00:53 Post subject: |
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Quote: | Der Kommandant
Achtung! You are 30% brainwashworthy, 90% antitolerant, and 61% blindly patriotic
Opportunistic, patriotic to a fault, and not so fond of people who aren't just like you, you are like a Nazi General. Back in Germany in the 1940's, you would have been at the top of the asshole list. Not for Nazism, necessarily, but for your own sick, twisted values. Then, out of superior intelligence (relative to other Nazis, that is), you would've climbed to the top.
Conclusion: you would have been a Nazi, and most likely would have served them well.
You scored higher than 27% on brainwashworthy
You scored higher than 98% on antitolerant
You scored higher than 79% on patriotic |
What a shocker 
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Posted: Wed, 19th Apr 2006 02:00 Post subject: |
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cnZ wrote: | hey, i can see a dildo on the chair  |
That's a baby's bottle 
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Posted: Wed, 19th Apr 2006 02:18 Post subject: |
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lol i wonder what his mom did with his baby bottle 
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Posted: Wed, 19th Apr 2006 03:03 Post subject: |
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fed him? so not funny.
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Posted: Thu, 20th Apr 2006 01:43 Post subject: |
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i think sublime has bad childhood memories involving bottle/dildo swaps..
piracy isn't a hobby, it's a way of life
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Posted: Thu, 20th Apr 2006 02:16 Post subject: |
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Smurf Stomper wrote: | i think sublime has bad childhood memories involving bottle/dildo swaps.. |
No you mean cnz since I didn't mistake a baby's bottle for a dildo 
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Posted: Thu, 20th Apr 2006 02:20 Post subject: |
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Posted: Thu, 20th Apr 2006 04:50 Post subject: |
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err.. is elmo wearing converse allstars??
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Posted: Thu, 20th Apr 2006 07:45 Post subject: |
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Smurf Stomper wrote: | err.. is elmo wearing converse allstars?? |
Yeah, because Elmo is teh fashion :O
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