My girlfriend is a fucking dyke
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PostPosted: Wed, 18th Jan 2006 00:05    Post subject:
Mutantius wrote:
ahhh goddamit why do I need to get dragged into this?!


Cause your e-penis is huge?


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PostPosted: Wed, 18th Jan 2006 06:20    Post subject:
_SiN_ wrote:
Mutantius wrote:
ahhh goddamit why do I need to get dragged into this?!


Cause your e-penis is huge?


well that certainly is true...


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PostPosted: Fri, 20th Jan 2006 22:34    Post subject:
So let me get this straight. You caught your girl friend with another girl. And you didnt capitolize on the situation. ffs man, why deny yourself the pleasure. Sure you may have though she was cheating. She may have broke your heart.

But the least you could have done is jumped on her friend.
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PostPosted: Sat, 21st Jan 2006 09:40    Post subject:
Bigperm wrote:
So let me get this straight. You caught your girl friend with another girl. And you didnt capitolize on the situation. ffs man, why deny yourself the pleasure. Sure you may have though she was cheating. She may have broke your heart.

But the least you could have done is jumped on her friend.


Yea because mr big dick you are you always jump in on lesbos Rolling Eyes If it was me i'd be gutted. It is cheating and because she's with a girl it would make me feel more inadequate unless I knew she was bi anyway. I wouldn't know what i'd do tbh but I wouldn't burst in, take my kecks off and have a 3some.


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PostPosted: Sat, 21st Jan 2006 14:25    Post subject:
It's her way of telling you how much she loves you
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PostPosted: Sun, 22nd Jan 2006 01:49    Post subject:
Voodoo-child wrote:
It's her way of telling you how much she loves you


Laughing hardcore denial eh? ...i guess thats one way to 'solve' the problem. Not good for you tho


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PostPosted: Mon, 23rd Jan 2006 20:04    Post subject:
Sublime wrote:
Bigperm wrote:
So let me get this straight. You caught your girl friend with another girl. And you didnt capitolize on the situation. ffs man, why deny yourself the pleasure. Sure you may have though she was cheating. She may have broke your heart.

But the least you could have done is jumped on her friend.


Yea because mr big dick you are you always jump in on lesbos Rolling Eyes If it was me i'd be gutted. It is cheating and because she's with a girl it would make me feel more inadequate unless I knew she was bi anyway. I wouldn't know what i'd do tbh but I wouldn't burst in, take my kecks off and have a 3some.



Ive been around, been hurt alot. For the first couple of times you feel gutted or inadequate, but grab a little confidence and go out with style. Not like a chump Rolling Eyes

So what would you do, leave the room and let them finish? Cry?
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PostPosted: Mon, 23rd Jan 2006 20:09    Post subject:
Well yes. It's bullshit you'd actually join in with them unless they asked about it. But even after the good time you'll be left feeling gutted anyway. thankfully I know how to treat women so it hasn't happened yet.


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PostPosted: Wed, 25th Jan 2006 02:02    Post subject:
Sublime wrote:
Well yes. It's bullshit you'd actually join in with them unless they asked about it. But even after the good time you'll be left feeling gutted anyway. thankfully I know how to treat women so it hasn't happened yet.


No...it depends. If she's a "girlfriend" rather than your girl, like u dont really have any emotional attachment to her and your just with her for superficial reasons, I for sure atleast try to get down with em. Thats from past experiences to, not wishfull thinking. Mind you, the times I did have the chance (quite a few), I only succeeded twice...part of the reasons I hate bi chicks.


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PostPosted: Wed, 25th Jan 2006 02:12    Post subject:
Bigperm wrote:
So let me get this straight. You caught your girl friend with another girl. And you didnt capitolize on the situation. ffs man, why deny yourself the pleasure. Sure you may have though she was cheating. She may have broke your heart.


he said girlfriend Razz

and even hyper-masculin you won't believe that in a real life situation you'd hop in. It's like something you see on jerry springer Rolling Eyes


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PostPosted: Wed, 25th Jan 2006 02:23    Post subject:
Dont believe it, I have.
I got shot down mind u, none the less I made the attempt tho.

The only 2 times Ive just walked into a 3some sorta things were with fuck buddies, who were fuckin each other, so we got down together Smile


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PostPosted: Wed, 25th Jan 2006 02:26    Post subject:
SycoShaman wrote:
Dont believe it, I have.
I got shot down mind u, none the less I made the attempt tho.

The only 2 times Ive just walked into a 3some sorta things were with fuck buddies, who were fuckin each other, so we got down together Smile


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PostPosted: Wed, 25th Jan 2006 02:27    Post subject:
Sublime wrote:
SycoShaman wrote:
Dont believe it, I have.
I got shot down mind u, none the less I made the attempt tho.

The only 2 times Ive just walked into a 3some sorta things were with fuck buddies, who were fuckin each other, so we got down together Smile


Ok...wtf is that supposed to mean? Neutral


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PostPosted: Wed, 25th Jan 2006 02:51    Post subject:
Sublime wrote:
SycoShaman wrote:
Dont believe it, I have.
I got shot down mind u, none the less I made the attempt tho.

The only 2 times Ive just walked into a 3some sorta things were with fuck buddies, who were fuckin each other, so we got down together Smile




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PostPosted: Wed, 25th Jan 2006 03:10    Post subject:
Bigperm wrote:
So let me get this straight. You caught your girl friend with another girl. And you didnt capitolize on the situation. ffs man, why deny yourself the pleasure. Sure you may have though she was cheating. She may have broke your heart.

But the least you could have done is jumped on her friend.

not everyone thinks with there dicks Laughing
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PostPosted: Wed, 25th Jan 2006 06:40    Post subject:
Big Mistake. You should have joined in on 2 girls. You will NEVER get that chance again. Doesnt matter if relationship is broken. Ive done 2 girls at once, ended a relationship, now married to a totally different and wonderful woman..but I will always remember fooking 2 girls at once..


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PostPosted: Wed, 25th Jan 2006 11:26    Post subject:
Pornography in general is aimed towards male fantasy. Feminists hate male fantasy, because they think that it's degrading. Truth is, any man who isn't mentally retarded - doesn't want to hurt any girl. Quite the contrary, sane, healthy guys wish to please their women. But they still can fantasize about violent sex, where women are submissive. Just the same way women can fantasize about romantic men who seduce them with wine, horseback riding through woods, and naked baths in a moonlit waterfall.

Sure one might twist that into that women want to reduce men into lapdogs and poodles who have no will, and only do what women want of them. But we don't. Anyone may fantasize about whatever they wish. The porn industry makes heaps of money on mens fantasies. The difference is, it's not poliically correct to like porn. Whereas it -is- politically correct to be romantic, etc. -

Like my favourite comedian so eloquently put it:

You cannot compromise and combine male and female fantasies. There will never be a knight in shining armor who comes up and takes his beloved and holds her close, and then comes on her face.


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PostPosted: Wed, 25th Jan 2006 11:27    Post subject:
todd72173 wrote:
Big Mistake. You should have joined in on 2 girls. You will NEVER get that chance again. Doesnt matter if relationship is broken. Ive done 2 girls at once, ended a relationship, now married to a totally different and wonderful woman..but I will always remember fooking 2 girls at once..


Yes, even if that was true. No one is ever going to believe that you did that, and came and bragged about it in a computer-nerd internet forum.

The two of them don't rhyme.


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PostPosted: Wed, 25th Jan 2006 12:53    Post subject:
SycoShaman wrote:
Sublime wrote:
SycoShaman wrote:
Dont believe it, I have.
I got shot down mind u, none the less I made the attempt tho.

The only 2 times Ive just walked into a 3some sorta things were with fuck buddies, who were fuckin each other, so we got down together Smile


Ok...wtf is that supposed to mean? Neutral


It's supposed to mean.. u really think I believe that? There are liars, and then there are compulsive liars. You're turning into one of these Wink

todd72173 wrote:
Big Mistake. You should have joined in on 2 girls. You will NEVER get that chance again. Doesnt matter if relationship is broken. Ive done 2 girls at once, ended a relationship, now married to a totally different and wonderful woman..but I will always remember fooking 2 girls at once..


Who's to say he even had a chance to join them? He probably woulda got rejected anyway and I find it impossible to believe any of you's would do anything different other than run out of the house screaming like little girls.


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PostPosted: Wed, 25th Jan 2006 19:15    Post subject:
Well I like to believe I would have walked in and asked them what the fuck they were doing. But i've never been in the situation, so I can't say how I would react for sure.


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PostPosted: Thu, 26th Jan 2006 05:10    Post subject:
Sublime wrote:
SycoShaman wrote:
Sublime wrote:


Ok...wtf is that supposed to mean? Neutral


It's supposed to mean.. u really think I believe that? There are liars, and then there are compulsive liars. You're turning into one of these Wink

todd72173 wrote:
Big Mistake. You should have joined in on 2 girls. You will NEVER get that chance again. Doesnt matter if relationship is broken. Ive done 2 girls at once, ended a relationship, now married to a totally different and wonderful woman..but I will always remember fooking 2 girls at once..


Who's to say he even had a chance to join them? He probably woulda got rejected anyway and I find it impossible to believe any of you's would do anything different other than run out of the house screaming like little girls.


Im lying? Why the fuck would I lie? What reason do I have? its fuckin the fuckin internet, who cares...

I mean, you post shit all the time about these girls you deal with, which is cool and I have no reason to doubt you. What reason do you have? Is it hard to believe that someone else has gotten around, and considering my age, alot more than you?

Your way to quick to pass judgement on others when the same can be said about yourself.

Believe what you will still.


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PostPosted: Thu, 26th Jan 2006 08:31    Post subject:
SycoShaman wrote:
Im lying? Why the fuck would I lie? What reason do I have? its fuckin the fuckin internet, who cares...

I mean, you post shit all the time about these girls you deal with, which is cool and I have no reason to doubt you. What reason do you have? Is it hard to believe that someone else has gotten around, and considering my age, alot more than you?

Your way to quick to pass judgement on others when the same can be said about yourself.

Believe what you will still.


what girls? and you're a bit ultra defensive. And its not just this topic its other stuff too and the way you tell it you know.


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PostPosted: Thu, 26th Jan 2006 10:12    Post subject:
So your gf is a dyke, quit your bitching and go bone her sister for some revenge.

Its the only way you'll get your message over do it....DO IT.....DO IT NOW! Very Happy


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PostPosted: Fri, 27th Jan 2006 05:57    Post subject:
Sublime wrote:
SycoShaman wrote:
Im lying? Why the fuck would I lie? What reason do I have? its fuckin the fuckin internet, who cares...

I mean, you post shit all the time about these girls you deal with, which is cool and I have no reason to doubt you. What reason do you have? Is it hard to believe that someone else has gotten around, and considering my age, alot more than you?

Your way to quick to pass judgement on others when the same can be said about yourself.

Believe what you will still.


what girls? and you're a bit ultra defensive. And its not just this topic its other stuff too and the way you tell it you know.


Well, all i can offer is my word man...i have no reason to lie.

As for ultra defensive, it kinda shocked me that you would call me a lier, to be honest. Thats not cool man, and I truly didnt know u thought that and I dont know why u do.


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PostPosted: Fri, 27th Jan 2006 22:00    Post subject:
@Sublime


Who gives a shit what you think is a lie. Who give a shit that you wouldnt have tried to do anything, and that you would have ran out crying. Myself or anyone on this forum doesnt have to justify anything to you. I know what i would have done,syco knows what he would have done, and we all know what you would have done.
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