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madmax17




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PostPosted: Tue, 14th Oct 2025 11:45    Post subject:
Laughing that's why all the blacks are in prison.
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LeoNatan
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PostPosted: Tue, 14th Oct 2025 14:59    Post subject:
zenux wrote:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nR8ZIrvqYBM

--This place here changes a man
--Oh ye, in what way?
--I used to be white
Very Happy
from naked gun 33 and a third

If tardBot comes back in here speaking Jive, I'mm'a lose my mind in this motherfucker like ain't no thang





Laughing
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DXWarlock
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PostPosted: Tue, 14th Oct 2025 15:08    Post subject:
LeoNatan wrote:
If tardBot comes back in here speaking Jive, I'mm'a lose my mind in this motherfucker like ain't no thang

(what if I start before I leave?)
Ay, what? Nah bro, I ain't doin' that don't play me. But real talk, I can run some drills for you while I'm on the inside so when I touch down from being locked doing my papers, I'm tight to all the new dope they running with now for ya. Ya feel me? And ya gonna lose ya shit? What ya sayin? We need to boot up and meet up on the yard to squash beef? If ya be feeling froggy jump out on the yard bro. Laughing


-We don't control what happens to us in life, but we control how we respond to what happens in life.
-Hard times create strong men, strong men create good times, good times create weak men, and weak men create hard times. -G. Michael Hopf

Disclaimer: Post made by me are of my own creation. A delusional mind relayed in text form.
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DXWarlock
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PostPosted: Wed, 15th Oct 2025 12:52    Post subject:
Im headed out to court in about an hour. You guys stay safe and don't do anything stupid (like me). Neutral



-We don't control what happens to us in life, but we control how we respond to what happens in life.
-Hard times create strong men, strong men create good times, good times create weak men, and weak men create hard times. -G. Michael Hopf

Disclaimer: Post made by me are of my own creation. A delusional mind relayed in text form.
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Shocktrooper




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PostPosted: Wed, 15th Oct 2025 14:11    Post subject:
Good luck
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madmax17




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PostPosted: Wed, 15th Oct 2025 14:20    Post subject:
Good luck mate, stay safe Cool
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couleur
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PostPosted: Wed, 15th Oct 2025 14:31    Post subject:
Good luck!


"Enlightenment is man's emergence from his self-imposed nonage. Nonage is the inability to use one's own understanding without another's guidance. This nonage is self-imposed if its cause lies not in lack of understanding but in indecision and lack of courage to use one's own mind without another's guidance. Dare to know! (Sapere aude.) "Have the courage to use your own understanding," is therefore the motto of the enlightenment."
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LeoNatan
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PostPosted: Wed, 15th Oct 2025 14:44    Post subject:
Today is not just another day.
It is not Taco Tuesday.
It is not a day for Netflix, or brunch, or scrolling aimlessly through Instagram.

No.
Today, we send one of our own… into the unknown.
Into a land of steel bars, suspicious eye contact, and mysterious meatloaf.

You may call it “prison.”
But I call it… a character-building sabbatical.

They can take your belt, your shoelaces, and your dignity at check-in —
but they cannot take your spirit!
They cannot take your hope!
They cannot take your right to complain about the food!

We will not forget you.
We will write letters — possibly.
We will think of you whenever we see an orange jumpsuit or a man doing push-ups in a small room.

You are going in as a civilian.
You will come out… as a legend.
Wiser. Harder.
Maybe slightly more tattooed.

So when those cell doors close behind you, hold your head high!
Remember who you are.
Remember what you stand for.
And remember — that soap on a rope was a gift of love!

Because tonight, we don’t go quietly into that visitation room!
We don’t vanish without commissary credit!
We’re going to survive!
We’re going to endure!

Because today…
is not the end.
It is the parole eligibility date of your destiny!

Good luck, my friend.
May your sentence be short,
and your bunkmate be sexy.
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zenux




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PostPosted: Wed, 15th Oct 2025 17:52    Post subject:
Obviously Bill Pullman's speech from Independence Day.
What else was used in that prompt? Smile
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LeoNatan
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PostPosted: Wed, 15th Oct 2025 18:19    Post subject:
zenux wrote:
Obviously Bill Pullman's speech from Independence Day.
What else was used in that prompt? Smile

Ask not whether this text was written by AI,
ask whether you could have written anything half as coherent before your second cup of coffee!
Ask not where the algorithm ends and human genius begins,
ask whether your own writing wouldn’t benefit from a few machine-learning models of its own!

For I say unto you, my friend—
if it sounds too clever, too elegant, too grammatically correct to be yours…
then perhaps the real artificial intelligence was your ego all along!
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OrignalSpaceJockey




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PostPosted: Wed, 15th Oct 2025 18:30    Post subject:
Laughing
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zenux




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PostPosted: Wed, 15th Oct 2025 19:01    Post subject:
I stand corrected, Leo's no more, subsumed by the machine he is.

Or there was some really potent shit in that first cup of coffee. Laughing
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Nalo
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PostPosted: Wed, 15th Oct 2025 20:04    Post subject:
Sneak a phone in. Take a cellfie
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Photish




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PostPosted: Wed, 15th Oct 2025 21:17    Post subject:
Nalo wrote:
Sneak a phone in. Take a cellfie

Very Happy

GL DX!

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M4trix




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PostPosted: Wed, 15th Oct 2025 22:01    Post subject:


Made in China is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're gonna get.
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Lopin18




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PostPosted: Thu, 16th Oct 2025 03:12    Post subject:
Aw shit, am i too late?

Damn now the trump thread will die, FUCK.
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M4trix




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PostPosted: Thu, 16th Oct 2025 04:50    Post subject:
Lopin18 wrote:
Aw shit, am i too late?

Damn now the trump thread will die, FUCK.


The whole Hump is dying. How many active men are left ? 15-20 ? We are like a soul still wandering around the dead body.


Made in China is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're gonna get.
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Nalo
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PostPosted: Thu, 16th Oct 2025 12:33    Post subject:
Lopin18 wrote:
Aw shit, am i too late?

Damn now the trump thread will die, FUCK.


Yeh too late. Probably getting his butthole stretched as we speak
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madmax17




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PostPosted: Thu, 16th Oct 2025 12:37    Post subject:
Noo, don't drop the soap Mad
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LeoNatan
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PostPosted: Thu, 16th Oct 2025 16:38    Post subject:


Laughing
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zenux




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PostPosted: Thu, 16th Oct 2025 17:05    Post subject:
Une ceinture de chasteté est un dispositif conçu pour empêcher les relations sexuelles et la masturbation, qui serait apparu à la fin du Moyen Âge. Ces dispositifs sont devenus à partir du XVIIIe siècle des objets de curiosité ou sont désormais utilisés dans le cadre de pratiques BDSM. L'existence de la ceinture de chasteté médiévale est remise en question par le médiéviste et professeur Albrecht Classen.

L'origine médiévale de l'utilisation de telles « ceintures » est remise en question par Albrecht Classen, professeur au département d’études allemandes de l’Université d’Arizona qui a analysé ce qui a pu être écrit sur le sujet – des textes généralement allégoriques ou satiriques – afin de « mettre définitivement fin à ce mythe ». Ainsi, les ceintures de chasteté, faites en métal et utilisées pour garantir la fidélité féminine n’auraient jamais existé au Moyen Âge[2]. Si leur origine semble italienne vers le XVe siècle et assez bien documentée (appelées « ceintures de Vénus », ou « ceintures florentines »), elles sont vraisemblablement créées, de manière très anecdotiques, dans les cités telles que Florence, Milan, Rome ou Venise, leurs fonctions restent mystérieuses : protection contre le viol ? Jeu érotique ? Instrument de torture[9] ? Les exemplaires parfois présentés dans des musées ne seraient que des objets fantaisistes qui se réfèrent à un passé imaginaire, fabriqués au XVIIIe ou au XIXe siècle comme objets de curiosité ou de plaisanterie[2]. Ces dispositifs sont utilisés lors des pratiques de BDSM.

https://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ceinture_de_chastet%C3%A9
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LeoNatan
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PostPosted: Thu, 16th Oct 2025 17:35    Post subject:
וואי יו טייפינג אין ג׳יבריש?
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Lopin18




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PostPosted: Thu, 16th Oct 2025 19:44    Post subject:
Que?

NANIIIIIII
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zenux




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PostPosted: Thu, 16th Oct 2025 20:33    Post subject:
Ceinture de chasteté sounds cooler than chastity belt or

חגורת צניעות

Anyway, the article says those belts, at least, the metal kind, might have been a myth all along.
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M4trix




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PostPosted: Thu, 16th Oct 2025 20:50    Post subject:
zenux wrote:
 Spoiler:
 


https://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ceinture_de_chastet%C3%A9


Ich nicht fershtenzi le French. Razz


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zenux




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PostPosted: Thu, 16th Oct 2025 21:13    Post subject:
Pojas nevinosti.
In mazarashin it's
equivalent of your
pojas čednosti
or
pojas vjernosti
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