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PostPosted: Sun, 24th Aug 2014 03:01    Post subject:
3 bottles of milk or what!


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PostPosted: Sun, 24th Aug 2014 20:53    Post subject:
My roommate got back from Belgium and brought some local beer, it's very wierd but hey, it's rude to reject alcohol

So cheers men
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PostPosted: Sun, 24th Aug 2014 23:59    Post subject:
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PostPosted: Mon, 25th Aug 2014 00:06    Post subject:
Yeah three bottles of wine will do the job comfortably. Smile
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I haven't posted here in so long. Sad Very Happy Sad Very Happy


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PostPosted: Thu, 9th Jul 2015 00:09    Post subject:
Royalgamer06 wrote:
Bob Barnsen wrote:
Royalgamer06 wrote:
Okay, I'm really drunk rigjht now. I shouldn't have drunk 3 bottles at once...

3 bottles of milk or what!

Haha, I can't remember posting this.
A mate of mine and I wanted to get really drunk, so we searched for the strongest drank they had. Which was 11% alcohol wine.


Lol, you drink very little indeed.. 11%? Ok, its more than a bottle of beer Laughing Laughing


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PostPosted: Thu, 9th Jul 2015 00:24    Post subject:
Hadn't had a drop of alchohol for the past year (not that I drank much before, except my teenage years), stupid cancer pills. :/


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PostPosted: Sun, 8th Nov 2015 22:59    Post subject:
I rarely get drunk, so when I do. It's for a good fucking reason, so fuck you!


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PostPosted: Sun, 8th Nov 2015 23:12    Post subject:
aaaaaaaaalmost done

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PostPosted: Sun, 8th Nov 2015 23:40    Post subject:
Why, did you see a refugee? Aww Yeah


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PostPosted: Mon, 9th Nov 2015 00:39    Post subject:
Looks like cheap Aldi Jaeger Laughing


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PostPosted: Sun, 24th Apr 2016 02:45    Post subject:
Fuck i'm an idiot Laughing but i don't really know these people so i don't really care. This neighbour girl invited me to her party, and she was obviously into this guy. Me and this guy started talking about games and he added me on steam. I accepted and commented to him about his insane amount of CS gametime these last couple of weeks and the girl heard it and said "i did NOT want to hear that" and i said "ohh, so you're into nerds are you?" and she immediately looked away and talked to her girlfirneds about something else Laughing It's funny teasing couples or daters that obviously aren't honest about themselves Laughing
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PostPosted: Sun, 24th Apr 2016 02:52    Post subject:
Stormwolf wrote:
It's funny teasing couples or daters that obviously aren't honest about themselves Laughing


I kno rite!
Don't forget to tell your dates that if they accept a drink from you then you expect some sex from them later, or else you'll just take it by force (not rape).

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PostPosted: Sun, 24th Apr 2016 02:54    Post subject:
Daaaaaaaw, aren't these 16 year olds cute with their little parties, their love insecurities and talking about CS! Troll Dad


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PostPosted: Sun, 24th Apr 2016 03:11    Post subject:
Mr.Tinkles wrote:
Stormwolf wrote:
It's funny teasing couples or daters that obviously aren't honest about themselves Laughing


I kno rite!
Don't forget to tell your dates that if they accept a drink from you then you expect some sex from them later, or else you'll just take it by force (not rape).

Cool Face


Yeah, i don't know about you, but i have pretty good control over myself so that ain't a problem of mine.
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PostPosted: Sun, 24th Apr 2016 03:17    Post subject:
@Stormwolf

Now now, be honest about yourself. Wink


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PostPosted: Sun, 24th Apr 2016 03:20    Post subject:
If i was honest then i would say i would tell a girl to fuck off if she was leeching free drinks from me and saiid she was leaving. And i would feel infinitely sorry for those who wouldn't do the same.
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PostPosted: Sun, 24th Apr 2016 03:30    Post subject:
How do you know she's leeching free drinks off you when on a date? Do you start off your dates by stating "Hey, biatch....just so you know, I ain't paying for no drinks!" because that's a sure way of ending them real quick. Laughing


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PostPosted: Sun, 24th Apr 2016 03:33    Post subject:
Your words, not mine. If i were to date a girl properly i would of course pay for drinks unless she felt she had to pay for her own (i'm not a caveman on such things) and i wouldn't hold it against her if she didn't feel we matched. That would be fine.

I wasn't talking about dating. More like girls at the bar hoping to get drunk for free while getting attention in the process.

Edit: how did we even land on this subject?
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Mr.Tinkles




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PostPosted: Sun, 24th Apr 2016 03:38    Post subject:
Are you the type they would pick to pay for drinks at a night-club? Because that's never happened to me, on the contrary come to think of it.
Anywho, you seem like you're jelly that she interested in the other guy and not you, hence you try to cockblock him. Wink


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Stormwolf




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PostPosted: Sun, 24th Apr 2016 03:39    Post subject:
I honestly have no clue what you're talking about. What i did was a complete accident. I have other prospects in sight, and i have no interest in this girl.
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PostPosted: Sun, 24th Apr 2016 03:43    Post subject:
Yeah, "by accident"... Laughing


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Stormwolf




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PostPosted: Sun, 24th Apr 2016 03:44    Post subject:
So, why would i be lying? If i wanted the girl, i wouldn't sit here telling this Laughing It's funny cause it was an accident producing a funny result.

One thing i would never do. Never. That is stealing away a girls attention when she is somewhat involved with someone else. That's pretty fucking low.

What you accuse me off has happened to you right?


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Mr.Tinkles




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PostPosted: Sun, 24th Apr 2016 03:46    Post subject:
It wasn't funny. Sad
And I'm tired.
So time for sleep.
Be honest about yourself!


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PostPosted: Sun, 24th Apr 2016 03:48    Post subject:
If i'm honestl with myself i would believe you feel somewhat hit by all this Laughing
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PostPosted: Sun, 24th Apr 2016 03:50    Post subject:
Yes, that must be it.


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PostPosted: Sun, 24th Apr 2016 03:53    Post subject:
Seems rationality has gone out the window completely. Good night.
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PostPosted: Sun, 24th Apr 2016 03:53    Post subject:
Stormwolf wrote:
Seems rationality has gone out the window completely. Good night.


Edit: That was mean, I edited it out.
Nighty. :kiss:


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