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 Posted: Thu, 30th May 2013 21:00 Post subject: |
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I got hit on by a girl who used to be a guy a couple weeks ago, she was gorgeous then told me she had a penis. Was like...so......when's the surgery 
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| Posted: Thu, 30th May 2013 21:23 Post subject: |
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...the surgery woulod remove the penis, of course it's necessary! lmao
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| Posted: Thu, 30th May 2013 21:27 Post subject: |
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Ooh my mistake, I was thinking you might think it a bonus for your prostate massage!
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| Posted: Thu, 30th May 2013 21:34 Post subject: |
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you hang in the wrong bars spykez
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| Posted: Thu, 30th May 2013 21:45 Post subject: |
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NOPE
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| Posted: Thu, 30th May 2013 22:28 Post subject: |
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| Posted: Thu, 30th May 2013 22:30 Post subject: |
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| Posted: Fri, 31st May 2013 00:57 Post subject: |
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Actually no, she cheated on me with my best friend who we all worked together in the same department the week I was going to propose to her after being together for almost 3 years.
How's that for anti climatic!
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| Posted: Fri, 31st May 2013 01:38 Post subject: |
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As someone who's kinda an expert on things anal 
My advice: get lube (duuh!), she must clip her nails. And just to be on the safe side, while showering, try it yourself 
You'll feel weird at first... Well you'll feel weird. Period xD
Oh, and try to empty your bowels, so that she won't have messy finger afterwards, that can be a major turn off :\
Gay guys do anal douching, which is basically putting water into your colon and expelling it out, thus having your colon (not all of it, ofc, you don't want to be leaking for the rest of the day ) clean so there is no nasty surprises during le butsex 
As for the orgasm. Well, like spykez said: best orgasm ever. Just the difference is my prostate is massaged by my bf's dick, while yours will be massaged by your gf's finger. Still, the orgasm I've had while being the bottom for my bf is the best orgasm I've ever had. 
Hope you have fun, that what sex is all about after all
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| Posted: Fri, 31st May 2013 01:58 Post subject: |
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| dingo_d wrote: | As someone who's kinda an expert on things anal
My advice: get lube (duuh!), she must clip her nails. And just to be on the safe side, while showering, try it yourself
You'll feel weird at first... Well you'll feel weird. Period xD
Oh, and try to empty your bowels, so that she won't have messy finger afterwards, that can be a major turn off :\
Gay guys do anal douching, which is basically putting water into your colon and expelling it out, thus having your colon (not all of it, ofc, you don't want to be leaking for the rest of the day ) clean so there is no nasty surprises during le butsex
As for the orgasm. Well, like spykez said: best orgasm ever. Just the difference is my prostate is massaged by my bf's dick, while yours will be massaged by your gf's finger. Still, the orgasm I've had while being the bottom for my bf is the best orgasm I've ever had.
Hope you have fun, that what sex is all about after all |
did I just read that right you said your BF's dick? |
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| Posted: Fri, 31st May 2013 02:02 Post subject: |
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| Posted: Fri, 31st May 2013 02:18 Post subject: |
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I don't follow peoples sexuality but I didn't know we had any gays on here. All cool with me. Just adds to our diversity.
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| Posted: Fri, 31st May 2013 03:23 Post subject: |
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| SpykeZ wrote: | | I don't follow peoples sexuality but I didn't know we had any gays on here. All cool with me. Just adds to our diversity. |
I fuck anything with a hole in it. I'm DIVERSITY ENOUGH FOR YOU
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| FireMaster wrote: | | SpykeZ wrote: | | I don't follow peoples sexuality but I didn't know we had any gays on here. All cool with me. Just adds to our diversity. |
I fuck anything with a hole in it. I'm DIVERSITY ENOUGH FOR YOU |
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| Posted: Fri, 31st May 2013 08:55 Post subject: |
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| dingo_d wrote: | As someone who's kinda an expert on things anal
My advice: get lube (duuh!), she must clip her nails. And just to be on the safe side, while showering, try it yourself
You'll feel weird at first... Well you'll feel weird. Period xD
Oh, and try to empty your bowels, so that she won't have messy finger afterwards, that can be a major turn off :\
Gay guys do anal douching, which is basically putting water into your colon and expelling it out, thus having your colon (not all of it, ofc, you don't want to be leaking for the rest of the day ) clean so there is no nasty surprises during le butsex
As for the orgasm. Well, like spykez said: best orgasm ever. Just the difference is my prostate is massaged by my bf's dick, while yours will be massaged by your gf's finger. Still, the orgasm I've had while being the bottom for my bf is the best orgasm I've ever had.
Hope you have fun, that what sex is all about after all |
Thnx for the advice, I've had her finger in my ass once before. Just to try it but without her massaging my prostate. Felt kinda weird and my sphincter muscle went crazy, clinching around her finger trying to force it out like it was shit. I guess it takes practice like anything else
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| Posted: Fri, 31st May 2013 09:47 Post subject: |
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spykez, you missed all the gay jokes when I 'came out' to the forum 
DXWarlock: no worries, I won't be caught dead in sth like that... I mean, you cannot mix two same animal patterns, that's fashion no no *waves hand* xD
Acer: yeah, I remember my first time, it wasn't nice :\ Your bum is like: no! No! Stuff is coming out of this hole, not in! What ARE YOU DOING?! xD
But then after a while it's like... ok, that's not that bad
Also knowing your anatomy helps. There are several sphincter muscles (well sphincter muscles are round muscles found through the body), and down there you have two if my memory serves. And you need to be totally relaxed
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