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PostPosted: Sun, 29th May 2011 12:48    Post subject:
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PostPosted: Sun, 29th May 2011 12:51    Post subject:
Freakness wrote:
... whole story feels like a fairytale to me.



Really? Cool Face


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PostPosted: Sun, 29th May 2011 12:55    Post subject:
Why would he be offering his two daughters without wanting something in return? Scratch Head
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PostPosted: Sun, 29th May 2011 12:57    Post subject:
He wants me to marry one of them in return. I guess. But what if they are twins? How do I choose one of them?

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PostPosted: Sun, 29th May 2011 13:26    Post subject:
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PostPosted: Sun, 29th May 2011 13:29    Post subject:
Sorry I havent seen those sisters yet, but I can post some pics of random chicks from da intershnets. Cool Face
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PostPosted: Sun, 29th May 2011 13:31    Post subject:
So he is your NEW neighbor and instantly offers you his two daughters? What about free choice and shit like that? Are you the local rich/mafia man?!


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PostPosted: Sun, 29th May 2011 13:44    Post subject:
Yeah its kind of forced, no doubt. But he is a real estate bussinessman so he is probably used to that kind of talk. He is not mafia afaik. Also I'm no mafia either. I just went outside to see how stuff is going and he also appeared, we talked for 20 minutes about repair work in the yard and then out of the blue he made an offer. I tried to be polite and didnt ask if they're hot or not. Cool Face
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PostPosted: Sun, 29th May 2011 14:03    Post subject:
- "So how is the weather?"
- "Quite good. Do you want to have my two daughters?"
- "Ok."

I could've understand if he said "hey you seem to be an honest person. would you like to meet my daughter (insertromaniangirlnamehere)? She is xx (insertromanianstandardbridalagehere) years old and I think you'd make a nice pair."

But he offers you both of his daughters as if they had some uncurable disease and he just wants to get rid of em both ...

Are you sure he does not want anal in return? Laughing


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PostPosted: Sun, 29th May 2011 14:06    Post subject:
He's clearly an immigrant if you so happen to live in the civilized world. chances are his daughters have mustaches that put mario's to shame.
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PostPosted: Sun, 29th May 2011 14:14    Post subject:
Nope he lives in romania Laughing


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PostPosted: Sun, 29th May 2011 14:26    Post subject:
Not Romania and not immigrant related.
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- "So how is the weather?"
- "Quite good. Do you want to have my two daughters?"
- "Ok."
Yeah thats more or less how it went. I'm kind of used to girls offering themselves to me, but this new arabian style "deal" is new thing to me lol. It's probably not a good idea to have parents know you first and have any kind of commitment to the parents.
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PostPosted: Sun, 29th May 2011 14:42    Post subject:
First thing when I read the thread header it sounded like some pedo in the neighborhood offered his preteen kids for sex.

After reading all of this I'm still not sure if the guy offered you his underage girls for sex in exchange of money Laughing


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PostPosted: Sun, 29th May 2011 14:47    Post subject:
PumpAction wrote:
First thing when I read the thread header it sounded like some pedo in the neighborhood offered his preteen kids for sex.

After reading all of this I'm still not sure if the guy offered you his underage girls for sex in exchange of money Laughing
Oh you have a dirty mind.
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PostPosted: Sun, 29th May 2011 14:52    Post subject:
Nah it sounds fishy indeed but it has nothing to do with underage girls, personally I like FireMaster's theory alot..sharpen your razor blade and prepare yourself for two appealing old-style bearded ladies Wink Laughing
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PostPosted: Sun, 29th May 2011 14:54    Post subject:
You don't say "No!" to his offer and now I'm the guy with the dirty mind Laughing


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PostPosted: Sun, 29th May 2011 15:05    Post subject:
Wait, why do you guys treat this as if it was happening? O.o


This smelled like troll from the moment I read the title xD


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PostPosted: Sun, 29th May 2011 15:07    Post subject:
Even if it was trolling. This is the void! We believe ANYTHING in here equally Very Happy


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PostPosted: Sun, 29th May 2011 15:10    Post subject:
But I didnt say "yes" either. Still you have a dirty mind. Razz
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PostPosted: Sun, 29th May 2011 15:11    Post subject:
@Pumpy: Exactly, the discussion was originally in the General Chatter..it has been moved for a reason Cool Face Razz
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PostPosted: Sun, 29th May 2011 15:11    Post subject:
Freakness wrote:
But I didnt say "yes" either. Still you have a dirty mind. Razz

Say 'yes' without hesitation and do them both. Simple as that.
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PostPosted: Sun, 29th May 2011 15:27    Post subject:
human_steel wrote:
Freakness wrote:
But I didnt say "yes" either. Still you have a dirty mind. Razz

Say 'yes' without hesitation and do them both. Simple as that.
You see, I'm very choosy. Also I pitty the girls if I fuck them and leave them. I guess soon I'll meet them in the corridoor somewhere so I'll have the chance to check them out. I hope father won't introduce them to me, because I really hate that.
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PostPosted: Mon, 30th May 2011 20:42    Post subject:
i heard he used to have two sons
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PostPosted: Mon, 30th May 2011 20:46    Post subject:
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wait....shit..that's not how that line goes


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PostPosted: Mon, 30th May 2011 20:47    Post subject:
Thread being taken seriously. Mind being blown.



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PostPosted: Mon, 30th May 2011 20:49    Post subject:
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Thread being taken seriously. Mind being blown.



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PostPosted: Mon, 30th May 2011 21:01    Post subject:
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PostPosted: Mon, 30th May 2011 21:07    Post subject:
Freakness wrote:
One thing I dont like about the neighbour is that he is a bit too nervous for no reason. He tries to control himself, because we just met, but not always succeeds. I would not like to have a nervous girlfriend/wife. He bought a flat bellow me [it was insanely expensive] split in two parts so I'm guessing these two daughters will move in soon. Right now its under heavy fixing. I have a feeling they are ugly, otherwise they would have bf's.


then you must be ugly too, since you have no girlfriend.

that aside, in what fucked up third world country do you live lol ?
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