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Neon
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| Posted: Thu, 8th Oct 2009 22:03 Post subject: |
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What do you get when you cut open a baby's chest with a razor?
 Spoiler: | an erection  |
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| Posted: Thu, 8th Oct 2009 22:14 Post subject: |
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What's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline?
When you jump on a trampoline, you take your boots off.
What's brown and gurgles?
A baby in a casserole.
How do you stop a baby crawling round in circles ?
Nail its other hand to the floor
What's blue and thrashes about on the floor?
A baby playing in a plastic bag.
How many babies does it take to paint a house?
Depends how hard you throw them.
What do you get when you dislocate a dead baby's jaw?
Deep Throat.
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LeoNatan
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| Posted: Thu, 8th Oct 2009 22:16 Post subject: |
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| GeordieRacer wrote: | What do you get when you dislocate a dead baby's jaw?
Deep Throat. |
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Neon
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| Posted: Thu, 8th Oct 2009 22:16 Post subject: |
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Also:
What's the best thing about an Ethiopian blowjob?
| Spoiler: | You know she'll swallow! |
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LeoNatan
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| Posted: Sat, 10th Oct 2009 00:51 Post subject: |
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My HDLOL© is better, nana na nana. 
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| Posted: Sat, 10th Oct 2009 01:36 Post subject: |
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Prepare to meet:
ultraHD-LOL©
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LeoNatan
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| Posted: Sat, 10th Oct 2009 01:38 Post subject: |
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that's awfully gay, no thanks 
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zipfero
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| Posted: Sat, 10th Oct 2009 01:44 Post subject: |
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it hurts my eyes ...so big
8 out of 10 dentists prefer zipfero to competing brands(fraich3 and Mutantius)!
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| Posted: Sat, 10th Oct 2009 01:44 Post subject: |
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ultraHD-LOL ftw
Ryzen 5 5600, ASUS ROG STRIX B550-F GAMING WIFI II, Corsair Vengeance RGB RT 32GB 3600MHz C16, MSI RTX 5070 Ti Ventus 3X OC , Corsair RMx Series RM750x. AOC AGON AG324UX - 4K 144Hz 1ms
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zipfero
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| Posted: Sat, 10th Oct 2009 01:49 Post subject: |
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im like a moth to a flame..must touch...with face
8 out of 10 dentists prefer zipfero to competing brands(fraich3 and Mutantius)!
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sTo0z
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| Posted: Sat, 10th Oct 2009 01:56 Post subject: |
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*backs out of thread slowly*
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| Posted: Sat, 10th Oct 2009 01:59 Post subject: |
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| zipfero wrote: | | im like a moth to a flame..must touch...with face |
wow, that...reminded me of salad fingers  |
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but isn't that a torrent ?
