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PostPosted: Thu, 9th Jul 2009 01:00    Post subject:
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Yes, plz. Is everything you say true ? Because some stuff is pretty unbelievable, you know ? Too weird, in a funny kinda way !

Everytime I read your threads, I'm like "No way !!"


Everything in my bitching threads is absolutely true. I understand that betty thread was a little out there but what do you want me to do? Cut out facts to make her seem more normal. Shes not fucking normal not even close. Shes the craziest mofo I have ever met in the past 22 years of my life. Even when I tell the story to friends (and yes I tell this to pretty much EVERYBODY I know) theyre like wtf.

The Nicole thing was just a simple crush. But then I think I began liking her too much and now I might love her lol I dont know I feel like I do. If I talked to her more I guess I couldve known that she was leaving for South Africa but I only found this out today because I asked her to hangout this weekend. Which is pretty crappy of her considering she said she wanted to hangout this weekend.



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PostPosted: Thu, 9th Jul 2009 01:05    Post subject:
I deleted my previous postm because I saw your post in the other thread, in reply to wgem. Thx for answering, though.
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PostPosted: Thu, 9th Jul 2009 01:43    Post subject:
This calls for a 'leave TimeChange alone' picture but since I can't be bothered you'll have to use your imagination. Razz

Seriously though, all this bashing is uncalled for. If you don't like his threads then don't read them.
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PostPosted: Thu, 9th Jul 2009 02:52    Post subject:
swingman wrote:
This calls for a 'leave TimeChange alone' picture but since I can't be bothered you'll have to use your imagination. Razz

Seriously though, all this bashing is uncalled for. If you don't like his threads then don't read them.


Yup, I'm starting to think those who constantly bash him have something to hide themselves Very Happy
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PostPosted: Thu, 9th Jul 2009 03:01    Post subject:
WGEM IS A TROLL ZOMG
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PostPosted: Thu, 9th Jul 2009 03:33    Post subject:
@Time

A joke that your a chick? yeah....so, do you tape or tuck? lol Wink j/k


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PostPosted: Thu, 9th Jul 2009 03:54    Post subject:
spit or swallow?
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PostPosted: Thu, 9th Jul 2009 04:00    Post subject:
If he's polite, he swallows


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PostPosted: Thu, 9th Jul 2009 04:07    Post subject:
Lol it actually started last year when I hated facebook. So I put all the wrong information (Name, sex, dob) and I never went on it. I started using facebook for real in January 2009 and like 3 or 4 days later I started talking to betty (on facebook). And she had her sex set to male so we thought it would be funny if her thing says male on hrs and female on mine. So every time she responded to something it would be like "blah blah commented on his..."

And so we just kept it like that ever since (shes gone from facebook btw). And now people sometimes ask me "sam wtf" because whenever i comment on my own status it says "blah blah commented on her..."

So yea I just kept it like that Laughing



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PostPosted: Thu, 9th Jul 2009 04:10    Post subject:
Well you know, spitters are quitters but even those people can be helped (thanks to encyclopedia dramatica for offering this link... that site is fucking sick)
http://www.dontspitswallow.com/
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PostPosted: Thu, 9th Jul 2009 04:24    Post subject:
"
It Lets the Man Relax

If a man has to worry about coming, feeling that it is an imposition on the woman or the cause of unpleasantness, it creates tension while receiving the blowjob. He cannot fully relax, and cannot fully enjoy his climax. A woman who swallows both puts her partner at ease. Also, she can continue sucking through the orgasm, “sucking him dry”, which men find both physically and emotionally satisfying.

The Symbolism of Swallowing

In Western culture, swallowing has deep symbolic significance. The act of swallowing signals acceptance, blessing, and complete transformation. Imagine spitting out champagne after a toast or spitting out the wafer during communion. The insult and sacrilege would be overwhelming. In the same way, spitting out cum is a symbolic rejection to many men.

By swallowing, a woman indicates complete acceptance. She wishes to consume, to commune with whatever comes from her lover. As she imbibes the cum, it becomes part of her, he becomes part of her. They are joined together in an intimate sacred bond like no other."

Dramatically stated but true none the less lol

AND I was right

"It's Polite

To quote one woman: "What sort of message does that convey to immediately run to the nearest sink to spit? I’m comfortable enough to get down on my knees and wrap my lips around your cock, but not comfortable enough to swallow the fruits of my labor? I know I’d be offended if my boyfriend ran to the bathroom to gargle with mouthwash after going down on me. So, sure I swallow. It’s almost impolite not to."

Page - Bookmarked Smile

Nice Rek Smile


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PostPosted: Thu, 9th Jul 2009 04:31    Post subject:
you guys are fucking pathetic.
dont say anything if you aint good something good to say.
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PostPosted: Thu, 9th Jul 2009 04:40    Post subject:
wizarD. wrote:
you guys are fucking pathetic.
dont say anything if you aint good something good to say.


wait, what? O.o

@Syco:
Actually a nice page for the guys with gfs who don't wanna swallow Very Happy
Although my ex-girlfriend didn't and I really didn't care *shrug*
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PostPosted: Thu, 9th Jul 2009 04:55    Post subject:
wizarD. wrote:
you guys are fucking pathetic.
dont say anything if you aint good something good to say.


hmmm...someone should take their own advice...Laughing

@Rek

Its a pet peeve of mine to be honest. Thankfully, my current girl is cool...but I've been with girl's who want you to go down on them but don't want you to cum in their mouth (whether they spit or swallow)....like it ruins the BJ. Your about to bust and she jerks it off...I can jerk my dick..I can't suck it while I'm cumming you know?
Not to mention when you go down on chick, she's usually already wet and the more into she gets, the wetter she gets and how can you not get her in your mouth you know?


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PostPosted: Thu, 9th Jul 2009 09:48    Post subject:
wizarD. wrote:
you guys are fucking pathetic.
dont say anything if you aint good something good to say.

hahaha I'd LOVE to see you try to last a week following your own advice.. that only works in certain situations. Posting on the net aint one. Smile

@TC - I don't care if you're a troll or not. I just want you to take your emo blog somewhere else. I don't know you but you seem to be a self obsessed little t... young man. Well I'm 29 years old. I'd say I'm a good 10 years older than you, and as you might understand your little girl problems are, to me, beneath laughable. I felt sorry for you back when you claimed you had no/couldn't get friends. Since then you've been nothing but an annoyance every time I check the bitching section. Actually these days I'm surprised when there's an updated thread in the bitching section that isn't yours. Please start a real blog somewhere if you crave attention that bad.


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PostPosted: Thu, 9th Jul 2009 12:34    Post subject:
u look like a gay harry potter!!! no wonder u havnt got a bitch, because you r 1 Smile


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PostPosted: Thu, 9th Jul 2009 20:05    Post subject:
Quote from the site:
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1. I love to suck a big hard cock deep. I like to suck him hard and get him to cum at the back of my tongue and throat. It tastes so sweet and warm that I don’t notice any bad taste at all. And they love it ! I like to get every drop and lick a guy clean. None wasted here. I love cum and recommend taking a big load all the way back and swallowing quick. – Jason, New Mexico

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Gives me the creeps!
How can a man be so fucking gay?? It just won't go in my head.
Sorry for bad English...
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PostPosted: Thu, 9th Jul 2009 20:12    Post subject:
WankStaiNuK wrote:
u look like a gay harry potter!!! no wonder u havnt got a bitch, because you r 1 Smile


Harry potter fucking rules. Dont hate Very Happy



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PostPosted: Thu, 9th Jul 2009 21:05    Post subject:
timechange01 wrote:
WankStaiNuK wrote:
u look like a gay harry potter!!! no wonder u havnt got a bitch, because you r 1 Smile


Harry potter fucking rules. Dont hate Very Happy

i know what you did
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PostPosted: Thu, 9th Jul 2009 22:14    Post subject:
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PostPosted: Thu, 9th Jul 2009 22:35    Post subject:
Yeah sex is great!
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PostPosted: Thu, 9th Jul 2009 22:44    Post subject:
but but but... I still think we need proof that TC is a male Surprised
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PostPosted: Thu, 9th Jul 2009 22:53    Post subject:
deelix wrote:
but but but... I still think we need proof that TC is a male Surprised


Unzip my pants?



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PostPosted: Thu, 9th Jul 2009 23:57    Post subject:
Do what you fucking like as long as you don't take pictures of it Very Happy
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PostPosted: Fri, 10th Jul 2009 00:06    Post subject:
pics or it didn't happen


SINGLE-CELLED ASEXUALLY REPRODUCTIVE ORGANISMS RULE.
I agree. It's no big deal. Animal, mineral or vegetable; I'll DO anything TO anything.
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PostPosted: Fri, 10th Jul 2009 00:33    Post subject:
Wait, so you really wanna see pics of timechange's shlong? O.o
Well, whatever floats your boat I guess
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PostPosted: Fri, 10th Jul 2009 07:07    Post subject:
Reklis wrote:
Do what you fucking like as long as you don't take pictures of it Very Happy


Or log it by time...9:45pm - Started flogging the dolphin
9:46pm - Dolphin is flogged and now I must troll lol Wink


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