Old :?
Page 2 of 2 Goto page Previous  1, 2
pistolshrimp
Über-VIP Member



Posts: 11007

PostPosted: Fri, 14th Jul 2006 22:23    Post subject:
ChinUp wrote:
The only thing that really occurs as you get older is your skin dries up & your genitals begin to behave like they aren’t attached any more ( nothing regular pc exercises & dancing in the rain wont cure Wink ) .. take it from someone who is older than all of you .. Laughing

or @ least that’s what the calendar says .. I haven’t celebrated a birthday in almost 15 years .. I keep trying to convince myself that its really 1990 something & the peyote button hasn’t worn off yet .. Cool


OK How old are you? Question PM me the answer and I won't tell anyone.
Back to top
ChinUp




Posts: 5503
Location: 51.7° N ' 1.1° W
PostPosted: Fri, 14th Jul 2006 23:52    Post subject:
Don’t even begin to think I am going to believe you .. that’s insulting .. Laughing .. I mean do you expect me to believe your actually a cow ?

...................

how do you think I have succesfully avaoided my BDay for so long ?


"Most of the change we think we see in life is due to truths being in & out of favor." ~ Frost
Back to top
pistolshrimp
Über-VIP Member



Posts: 11007

PostPosted: Sat, 15th Jul 2006 02:58    Post subject:
ChinUp wrote:
Don’t even begin to think I am going to believe you .. that’s insulting .. Laughing .. I mean do you expect me to believe your actually a cow ?

...................

how do you think I have succesfully avaoided my BDay for so long ?



I am a cow. Sad LOL Very Happy Shhhh Don't tell Dazz.
Back to top
ChinUp




Posts: 5503
Location: 51.7° N ' 1.1° W
PostPosted: Sat, 15th Jul 2006 09:16    Post subject:
I don’t believe your a cow .. & no matter how much your ava or anyone tried to convince me, I’m not buying it ..


"Most of the change we think we see in life is due to truths being in & out of favor." ~ Frost
Back to top
Injurious




Posts: 4646
Location: Toronto
PostPosted: Sat, 15th Jul 2006 09:17    Post subject:
Tell me how old you are and I'll post pictures of my pretty face Laughing


We're just two lost souls swimming in a fish bowl, year after year, running over the same old ground. What have we found? The same old fears. Wish you were here.
Back to top
Sublime




Posts: 8615

PostPosted: Sat, 15th Jul 2006 09:40    Post subject:
Injurious wrote:
Tell me how old you are and I'll post pictures of my pretty face Laughing

Before you upload you might wanna do
http://www.magnet-photo-frames.com/tutorials/smaller-nose.html

Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy


Stealth88 and Lod|_Dod| wrote:
"And the winner is.... Sublime!" That fucking kid is always right. Sublime FTW!

http://artpad.art.com/?irqy7s4162w <3 you too
Back to top
pistolshrimp
Über-VIP Member



Posts: 11007

PostPosted: Sat, 15th Jul 2006 10:11    Post subject:
@subby

Is that the site you use? J/k Very Happy

my typing is sucking ATM
Back to top
Sublime




Posts: 8615

PostPosted: Sat, 15th Jul 2006 10:23    Post subject:
nah, no need to shrink my nose, i'm content with how I look Smile (damn sexy) Very Happy


Stealth88 and Lod|_Dod| wrote:
"And the winner is.... Sublime!" That fucking kid is always right. Sublime FTW!

http://artpad.art.com/?irqy7s4162w <3 you too
Back to top
pistolshrimp
Über-VIP Member



Posts: 11007

PostPosted: Sat, 15th Jul 2006 11:00    Post subject:
Sublime wrote:
nah, no need to shrink my nose, i'm content with how I look Smile (damn sexy) Very Happy



LOL good for You Very Happy
Back to top
ChinUp




Posts: 5503
Location: 51.7° N ' 1.1° W
PostPosted: Sat, 15th Jul 2006 13:21    Post subject:
Speaking of noses ..who else thought pistolshrimp's ava was a cows nose .. I have been shown the light & now see its a dogs snout ..


"Most of the change we think we see in life is due to truths being in & out of favor." ~ Frost
Back to top
pistolshrimp
Über-VIP Member



Posts: 11007

PostPosted: Sat, 15th Jul 2006 13:43    Post subject:
ChinUp wrote:
Speaking of noses ..who else thought pistolshrimp's ava was a cows nose .. I have been shown the light & now see its a dogs snout ..



It is my dog, not some cow snout. Exclamation





See Exclamation
Back to top
whoKnows
VIP Member



Posts: 2972

PostPosted: Sat, 15th Jul 2006 14:09    Post subject:
ChinUp wrote:
Speaking of noses ..who else thought pistolshrimp's ava was a cows nose .. I have been shown the light & now see its a dogs snout ..


me actually, untill she told us some while ago that it's her dog.
Back to top
Injurious




Posts: 4646
Location: Toronto
PostPosted: Sat, 15th Jul 2006 15:07    Post subject:
Grrrrr! Laughing My nose is damn perfect! Wink Sad Crying or Very sad

Thanks to that site at least Very Happy


We're just two lost souls swimming in a fish bowl, year after year, running over the same old ground. What have we found? The same old fears. Wish you were here.
Back to top
pistolshrimp
Über-VIP Member



Posts: 11007

PostPosted: Sat, 15th Jul 2006 22:41    Post subject:
Injurious wrote:
Grrrrr! Laughing My nose is damn perfect! Wink Sad Crying or Very sad

Thanks to that site at least Very Happy


post it post it Very Happy Very Happy pleeeeeease. I should fool around with some of my pictures. I could make myself beautiul. Can the site do anything else or just noses.

Has anybody else thought my av looked like a cow snout? The dog is in his fav position right now. On his back, feet up and passed out on the couch.
Back to top
ChinUp




Posts: 5503
Location: 51.7° N ' 1.1° W
PostPosted: Sat, 15th Jul 2006 22:47    Post subject:
pistolshrimp wrote:
I should fool around with some of my pictures. I could make myself beautiul. Can the site do anything else or just noses.
Sad .. ???

<::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::>

speaking of beasts ..



no freekin way .. the judges must have been bribed .. you think your ugly .. I'm sorry but this plastic puppet is what I call ugly .. try carrying on a decent bout of love making with her .. pfft .. good luck .. to busy checking her nails ..


"Most of the change we think we see in life is due to truths being in & out of favor." ~ Frost


Last edited by ChinUp on Sat, 15th Jul 2006 22:50; edited 1 time in total
Back to top
deelix
PDIP Member



Posts: 32062
Location: Norway
PostPosted: Sat, 15th Jul 2006 22:50    Post subject:
The site can't do shit. It dosn't have AI Wink Very Happy
Back to top
werdercanuck




Posts: 1562
Location: Pot Capital of Canada (BC)
PostPosted: Sat, 15th Jul 2006 22:51    Post subject:
mmm breasts....



1F U C4N R34D 7H1S, U R34LLY N33D 70 G37 L41D

Back to top
ChinUp




Posts: 5503
Location: 51.7° N ' 1.1° W
PostPosted: Sat, 15th Jul 2006 22:55    Post subject:
"on the eastern side of street lives the quarrelsome pair, where the husband is young and vpechatlyayushche is beautiful. On the western side of street lives the loving, harmonious pair, where the husband is old and it is not too attractive.

Why? It is simple because the not generating impression old man knows how to satisfy woman, but beautiful and young is not ".

Unknown teacher Dao of love wrote this, illustrating a question about the love and the age. In the society, which practices dao with its longevity, the age is not accompanied by infirmity and usual rules are not applied: people can be married and live together happy at any age. Yes even concept itself "age" is filled with completely different sense. Men, to which today sixty five, enter, as they assume, into the sunset of their days, but for those, who practice Dao of love, sixty five not old age. They can expect from thirty more to forty years of good, good health. Men and women of sixty five years are capable of loving the partner of twenty or thirty years. That that during our days they call amorous history "May - December", for the followers dao would be more similarly to the amorous history "May - September".

Majority of the ancient is text on Dao of love they especially recommend this type of relations. "if elderly person associates with the woman of his age, then even when they can have a child, children, as a rule, do not live until the deep old age. But if the man of eighty years associates with the girl of eighteen or even fifteen years, they can have children, who, as a rule, live long life. And if the woman of fifty years associates with the young man, she often still can have a child ".

The sexual revolution of the last years in the West made amorous histories "May - September" those more opened and more acceptable than they were once; however, society is still prejudiced against them. People as before attempt to discuss and to examine such pairs, as if they, these pairs, were occupied by some distortion. Charlie Chaplin Una Of suneyl - one of those known pairs, which, after concluding marriage, caused only the raised eyebrows and the mockeries: it were seventeen, and to it - fifty four, and it was three times separated. However, they have enoud forces to resist social prejudices. They persistently continued to confuse slanderers by their very happy and successful marriage.

Relations "young woman - elderly man"

Those, who know Dao of love, not will be astonished by happy history of such type. They know that the relations between the elderly man and the young woman have some real advantages.

First, elderly man often slowly achieves erection in response to the amorous game, for it young woman, who gives sufficiently essence of in', is the blessings: it can the more easy to penetrate in the "nefritovyy grotto" without the complete erection. After entry into so juicy an environment for the man, who knows dao, to dostich' complete erection is very simple. But to woman this careful, retarded procedure can seem by fascinating and preferential in comparison with pugayushche prompt erection, sharp penetration and rapid ejaculation of young man.

In the second place, younger woman not only rapidly separates a sufficient moisture, but also supports it considerably longer. In the majority of the cases this source is almost not exhausted so for long, how much woman they caress. And this is useful for both. Exactly as man slowly achieves erection, he so slowly finishes - the important factor, which is powerful to bring to female partner the ecstatic bliss, which many inexperienced young people cannot attain. Elderly man
and young woman they can compose excellent combination.
Thirdly, young woman possesses the natural smell of youth and freshness, which easily excites elderly man; and itself it contributes to the creation of the atmosphere of rest and confidence, which can create only very a few inexperienced young people.

I, fourthly, which is especially important, in young woman the smaller dimensions of the entrance into the "precious camera", which greatly excites elderly and more experimental lover. If man practices dao, then he knows how to check ejaculation even in such exciting circumstances. This will also give great pleasure to young woman, because it will feel its happiness from the excitation and the sincere gratitude, and for the young person narrow entrance can conceal danger.

All this can explain, why sometimes energetic elderly men lose interest in their elderly husbands or the real or imaginary impotence is developed in them. However, if they have the possibility to be occupied by love with the attractive young woman, they soon get better.

Attractiveness is not always one-sided

We already touched that in the attitudes of elderly man and young woman there are considerable attractive for woman herself. Let us add the following.

Many elderly men give a feeling of safety to young female partner. For this very reason their attractiveness - in contrast the extended opinion - is based not at all on their material position. In men at the age it is sufficient experience and in happiness, and in the misfortunes of love, life learned them to value tenderness. And many girls find such men attractive in essence for this reason.

Another factor - in the fear of young women to become old. If young woman concludes marriage with the contemporary, she fears, that once it will decide to leave her for the younger. For such women in the marriage with the old man there is the specific feeling of the safety: when it will be forty five, to it there will be seventy.

All this - serious reasons in favor of relations "elderly man - young woman"; however, must pass time before such relations they will be accepted from their true side. Many whether mothers will want or even will allow their daughters to have very elderly man? Much whether will be located elderly women, it is sufficient unprejudiced and without the secret feeling of offence to the young woman, who does conclude a marriage of such type?

The advantages of relations "elderly is woman- young man"

Society would become more tolerated, educated and free, if it would be less severe to the relations "elderly woman - young man". Society condemns them pitilessly. Elderly women they charge with everything - from the stupidity to the nymphomania, nevertheless, it is possible much to say in favor of such relations for both sides.

As we already noted in chapter about the control of ejaculation, elderly woman was capable to the larger sympathy and understanding of the sexual difficulties of young person, than the female partner of its years. And if youth is shy or irresolute, then precisely the behavior of woman can prove to be decisive for his sexual prosperity.

Furthermore, in elderly woman, especially if she has children, less close entrance into the "precious cave", which is especially good for the young person, who did not master the control of ejaculation. It is less
close "wonderful cave" not so to podkhoditpozhilomu man, who was trained Dao of love, since it insufficiently stimulates him.
In young people with the excitation the erection almost immediately appears. This can greatly excite some experienced elderly women, exactly as young woman is capable of stimulating elderly man. The strong excitation of experienced woman, who observes and the caressing the reached complete erection, dense and increased "nefritovyy baton" of young person, will cause in it abundant moisture for entire period of occupations by love. Elderly man can not excite it for the same time interval.

The reasons, for which young people prefer elderly women, the same, on what young girls prefer the elderly men: caution and experience. Many men delight in by the maternal attention of elderly woman and finds this combination of the sexual and maternal love of that not resisted.

Therefore it is tragic that such relations must be supported secretly or by ukradkoy. If we were somewhat more understanding, then they would see, that they must be assumed, and not condemned. And in how many lonely elderly women and constrained young people problems would be decided.

Conclusion

One of the consequences of sexual revolution must be a constant increase in the number of pairs "May - September" and the approval of such relations from the side of society. People frequently assume that to elderly person it transported, if it "hooked" young mistress, but this well for both. Young and inexperienced partner, there be it man or woman, can much learn and much more delight in, if it learns in elderly lover. Actually many young women or young people actually begin to obtain ecstatic pleasure only after this experience. Two virgin lovers are a classical example of sexual calamity.

If is some reservations apropos of relations "May - September", then only following: to associate with the very sexual young woman is dangerous for the elderly man, who does not know Dao of love; its attractiveness and sexual needs can prove to be irresistable, and it spends too much its sexual energy. Solution, of course, in the study Dao of love. It almost ideally is suitable for people, which proved to be themselves in this situation, and will allow them to obtain the greatest benefit from the accordion of in' and yan' with the conservation of energy.

Источник

translated by
from russian .. Laughing


"Most of the change we think we see in life is due to truths being in & out of favor." ~ Frost
Back to top
Page 2 of 2 All times are GMT + 1 Hour
NFOHump.com Forum Index - The Useless Void Goto page Previous  1, 2
Signature/Avatar nuking: none (can be changed in your profile)  


Display posts from previous:   

Jump to:  
You cannot post new topics in this forum
You cannot reply to topics in this forum
You cannot edit your posts in this forum
You cannot delete your posts in this forum
You cannot vote in polls in this forum


Powered by phpBB 2.0.8 © 2001, 2002 phpBB Group