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ApeX PredatoR
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PostPosted: Tue, 29th Nov 2005 11:24    Post subject:
alright stop this right here! Behave!


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PostPosted: Tue, 29th Nov 2005 11:51    Post subject:
ApeX PredatoR wrote:
alright stop this right here! Behave!



OKI! It's just that ppl tend to pass judgement in areas they have no or little expertise in Very Happy


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PostPosted: Tue, 29th Nov 2005 16:53    Post subject:
My definition of a sleazy girl, is someone who sleeps around a lot, and doesn't care whether they spread disease between lays.

The same definition goes for men.

And contracting STD's doesn't make you macho. Nor does it prove your sexual prowess.

When the head is stupid, the body suffers.


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PostPosted: Tue, 29th Nov 2005 17:05    Post subject:
Well i started when i was 16ish, and now im 28. I have had unprotected sex (They were on the pill) with every GF i have been with. I even forgot to wrap my presents with a couple of randoms.

And guess what. I have never had an STD. Its not about quantity, its about quality.

Twice Ollax..Smile you whore Wink
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AnimalMother




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PostPosted: Tue, 29th Nov 2005 17:14    Post subject:
I was going to post, but Fisk and Bigperm stole my content!

As I said before, getting it twice is pretty stupid.


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D_A_Kuja
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PostPosted: Tue, 29th Nov 2005 18:10    Post subject:
yea, but i guess some measure their manliness by the amount of the stds they caught.


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PostPosted: Tue, 29th Nov 2005 18:45    Post subject:
D_A_Kuja wrote:
yea, but i guess some measure their manliness by the amount of the stds they caught.


Nope! I dont think thats the case, but at least some of us have a manlyhood!
Did you read the post, i have had twio std's in about 18 years, i dont really know what would be manly about that. The point i was trying to make is that its not the end of the world to get it!
Then to have a bunch of fucking nerds/virgins start talking about manlyhood after having gotten to second base with some fat chick twice in their life is just laughable!

Laughing at my funeral and stuff like that aint a very nice statement you know, nor is calling ppl stupid cause they have had an std, if half of you who tore in to me about having clam twice had seen any other ponani than your mothers/sisters then i could accept it!

And yes Bigperm, whoring is fun
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D_A_Kuja
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PostPosted: Tue, 29th Nov 2005 18:53    Post subject:
lol relax, no need to get all protective about your stds Very Happy
its just that the way you talk about it sounds like you think you won 2 trophies in some world championship.


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PostPosted: Tue, 29th Nov 2005 19:14    Post subject:
D_A_Kuja wrote:
lol relax, no need to get all protective about your stds Very Happy
its just that the way you talk about it sounds like you think you won 2 trophies in some world championship.


Dude, getting laid twice is an achievment for most of the users in this forum, so it should be awarded with some kind of trophy! Very Happy


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D_A_Kuja
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PostPosted: Tue, 29th Nov 2005 19:41    Post subject:


but i rather pass on that one...


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PostPosted: Tue, 29th Nov 2005 19:42    Post subject:
ollax wrote:
D_A_Kuja wrote:
lol relax, no need to get all protective about your stds Very Happy
its just that the way you talk about it sounds like you think you won 2 trophies in some world championship.


Dude, getting laid twice is an achievment for most of the users in this forum, so it should be awarded with some kind of trophy! Very Happy


Sorry, Chlamydia isn't a trophy. I'd rather never have sex then get any STD. As some users will blow this out of proportion, the point is - If I had Chlamydia once, I wouldn't be so stupid the next time.
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D_A_Kuja
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PostPosted: Tue, 29th Nov 2005 19:46    Post subject:
that d be a harsh life dont you think?
i mean sure rather no sex than aids, but chlamydia is far less dangerous...


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PostPosted: Tue, 29th Nov 2005 21:47    Post subject:
I have never shagged a girl i've just met in a club without a johnny. Sure, it's not as good as going bare, but when you're pissed it doesn't really matter.

I'm not exactly a pimp anyway, but i'm hoping I can go through life without picking up any real STD's.


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PostPosted: Tue, 29th Nov 2005 22:50    Post subject:
Man...honestly, if u enjoy sex, why not do it if the opportunity presents itself? as long as its consensual, then who the fuck cares? wrap your cock up and ur good to go.

Nothing to do with "maniless" or how much of a "pimp" you are...seriously, its all about confidence. I have some ugly ass friends who get some hot chicks - they arent rich or anything, they just know what to say and how to come across. Its all about confidence...but not arrogance.

And yeah, Animal, ur right. Anyone who doesnt wrap up their shit when they pick up some random chick, is asking for VD...not to mention, pulling out SUCKS...unless u got one of them freaks who takes in the mouth/face Laughing then its better Laughing


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PostPosted: Tue, 29th Nov 2005 23:05    Post subject:
SycoShaman wrote:
Man...honestly, if u enjoy sex, why not do it if the opportunity presents itself? as long as its consensual, then who the fuck cares? wrap your cock up and ur good to go.

Nothing to do with "maniless" or how much of a "pimp" you are...seriously, its all about confidence. I have some ugly ass friends who get some hot chicks - they arent rich or anything, they just know what to say and how to come across. Its all about confidence...but not arrogance.

And yeah, Animal, ur right. Anyone who doesnt wrap up their shit when they pick up some random chick, is asking for VD...not to mention, pulling out SUCKS...unless u got one of them freaks who takes in the mouth/face Laughing then its better Laughing


Just because you wrap it up, doesnt mean your safe.
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PostPosted: Tue, 29th Nov 2005 23:07    Post subject:
Mchart wrote:
SycoShaman wrote:
Man...honestly, if u enjoy sex, why not do it if the opportunity presents itself? as long as its consensual, then who the fuck cares? wrap your cock up and ur good to go.

Nothing to do with "maniless" or how much of a "pimp" you are...seriously, its all about confidence. I have some ugly ass friends who get some hot chicks - they arent rich or anything, they just know what to say and how to come across. Its all about confidence...but not arrogance.

And yeah, Animal, ur right. Anyone who doesnt wrap up their shit when they pick up some random chick, is asking for VD...not to mention, pulling out SUCKS...unless u got one of them freaks who takes in the mouth/face Laughing then its better Laughing


Just because you wrap it up, doesnt mean your safe.


true, but it makes me feel safe so HA Razz


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D_A_Kuja
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PostPosted: Tue, 29th Nov 2005 23:16    Post subject:
nothing against pulling out, still better than using condoms imo.
but of course if ure going for some chick in a club then its best to use condoms,
so no reason to pull out anyway.
i ve never been able to have sex with condoms, when i put it on it feels too tight but its really more of a mental thing for me, simply a turn off. without it, it goes great Very Happy

btw yea wrapping up doesnt make u 100% safe and nothing does, which involves vaginal intercourse, peopl may tell you this and that about pills, sex during period or "safe" days, but its never 100% safe, so if you re really concerned about this then dont have sex at all. its risky, just the way it is.


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PostPosted: Wed, 30th Nov 2005 00:06    Post subject:
D_A_Kuja wrote:


but i rather pass on that one...


The back should say
".... but i'm a loser Wink"

SycoShaman wrote:
Mchart wrote:
SycoShaman wrote:
Man...honestly, if u enjoy sex, why not do it if the opportunity presents itself? as long as its consensual, then who the fuck cares? wrap your cock up and ur good to go.

Nothing to do with "maniless" or how much of a "pimp" you are...seriously, its all about confidence. I have some ugly ass friends who get some hot chicks - they arent rich or anything, they just know what to say and how to come across. Its all about confidence...but not arrogance.

And yeah, Animal, ur right. Anyone who doesnt wrap up their shit when they pick up some random chick, is asking for VD...not to mention, pulling out SUCKS...unless u got one of them freaks who takes in the mouth/face Laughing then its better Laughing


Just because you wrap it up, doesnt mean your safe.


true, but it makes me feel safe so HA Razz


Yea I know but trust me dude i don't feel safe at all now. Like i said it's been a real eye opener and ima get myself checked out regularly now. I'll be goin to the doc for a checkup and be like 'yea can ya check my dick too just to be sure I aint got owt?'

I'd much rather be safe than sorry and being ignorant to chlamydia and not knowing it's there can fuck you up later on in life.


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PostPosted: Wed, 30th Nov 2005 00:43    Post subject:
I find it ludicrous how some people have to try and raise themselves by trying to demonstrate their "ability to get laid" by writing on some internet forum by saying they had VD twice in their sexually active life. And try to ratify it by calling everyone who think it's stupid by saying "they're all virgins".

Seriously

Trying to demonstrate sexual prowess by amount of STDs you've had, is equally as stupid as trying to demonstrate your skill in driving a car by the amount of accidents you've had.


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PostPosted: Wed, 30th Nov 2005 00:44    Post subject:
fiskowned Shocked Very Happy
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PostPosted: Wed, 30th Nov 2005 01:00    Post subject:
Hey! Look! I'm the bestest driver in the world! I've ran off the street like hundred times! Man, anyone who thinks I suck at driving doesn't have a driver's license!

Look! I learned logic at kindergarden!


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D_A_Kuja
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PostPosted: Wed, 30th Nov 2005 01:01    Post subject:
true.dat Very Happy


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PostPosted: Wed, 30th Nov 2005 01:33    Post subject:
Sublime wrote:
D_A_Kuja wrote:


but i rather pass on that one...


The back should say
".... but i'm a loser Wink"

SycoShaman wrote:
Mchart wrote:


Just because you wrap it up, doesnt mean your safe.


true, but it makes me feel safe so HA Razz


Yea I know but trust me dude i don't feel safe at all now. Like i said it's been a real eye opener and ima get myself checked out regularly now. I'll be goin to the doc for a checkup and be like 'yea can ya check my dick too just to be sure I aint got owt?'

I'd much rather be safe than sorry and being ignorant to chlamydia and not knowing it's there can fuck you up later on in life.


No, the back of the shirt should say, I have self control, and I dont let my horny-ness control my life.

IMO anyone that can go clean that long has much more respect from me. The amount of times you have had sex is meaningless, its who you have done it with.
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PostPosted: Wed, 30th Nov 2005 01:49    Post subject:
fisk wrote:
I find it ludicrous how some people have to try and raise themselves by trying to demonstrate their "ability to get laid" by writing on some internet forum by saying they had VD twice in their sexually active life. And try to ratify it by calling everyone who think it's stupid by saying "they're all virgins".

Seriously

Trying to demonstrate sexual prowess by amount of STDs you've had, is equally as stupid as trying to demonstrate your skill in driving a car by the amount of accidents you've had.


hahaha Laughing

now that is sig material....seriously.


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D_A_Kuja
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PostPosted: Wed, 30th Nov 2005 02:35    Post subject:
Mchart wrote:
Sublime wrote:
D_A_Kuja wrote:


but i rather pass on that one...


The back should say
".... but i'm a loser Wink"

SycoShaman wrote:


true, but it makes me feel safe so HA Razz


Yea I know but trust me dude i don't feel safe at all now. Like i said it's been a real eye opener and ima get myself checked out regularly now. I'll be goin to the doc for a checkup and be like 'yea can ya check my dick too just to be sure I aint got owt?'

I'd much rather be safe than sorry and being ignorant to chlamydia and not knowing it's there can fuck you up later on in life.


No, the back of the shirt should say, I have self control, and I dont let my horny-ness control my life.

IMO anyone that can go clean that long has much more respect from me. The amount of times you have had sex is meaningless, its who you have done it with.


hmm you have to differ between:

1. hot chicks offer you sex every day, you re hetero and have a well functioning member, but you still say "no"

2. you never get an opportunity for sex your whole life because youre not the right material, hence you dont even need to say "no"

of course if there is a winner here, its the 1st one, the 2nd one would obviously be the loser. but imo, noone who ever had good sex would pass on it to show he can control himself, this kind of virtue doesnt exist so whats the use of missing out on so much good stuff?


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PostPosted: Wed, 30th Nov 2005 12:37    Post subject:
fisk wrote:
Hey! Look! I'm the bestest driver in the world! I've ran off the street like hundred times! Man, anyone who thinks I suck at driving doesn't have a driver's license!

Look! I learned logic at kindergarden!




I guess your driving is like your fucking then? Rubbish!


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PostPosted: Wed, 30th Nov 2005 13:17    Post subject:
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I guess your driving is like your fucking then? Rubbish!


Please tell me; this isn't your comeback.

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PostPosted: Wed, 30th Nov 2005 13:58    Post subject:
very well...

*transforms into Kindergarden cop

2 bans for Ollax and Fisk


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PostPosted: Wed, 30th Nov 2005 14:00    Post subject:
stop ruining my thread Crying or Very sad 6 days down 4-8 to go.


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PostPosted: Wed, 30th Nov 2005 14:08    Post subject:
Laughing
Thats hilarious...a vd discussion leads to bans Laughing


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