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JeanPerrier




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PostPosted: Fri, 28th Oct 2005 14:00    Post subject:
teleportation someday yes

timetravel i used to think it was possible maybe but now i dont do that anymore.


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spankie
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PostPosted: Fri, 28th Oct 2005 16:00    Post subject:
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yea but where is the centre of the universe then? even with grids in 3 dimension you still need a point 0 0 0 you could say like xyz - (insert rate of universe expansion) but again it's impossible because no1 knows!


That's why Einstein said everything was relative. He was referring to the speed of the "ether". And Because there is no exact centre of the universe you cannot determine speeds of "spacematerial" referring to a centre.

So he said, everything is relative, meaning, you will always need an exact first location to refer your coordinates too.


So im very sorry, but there will never be a teleporter in space. Unless someone proves Einstein wrong.
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PostPosted: Fri, 28th Oct 2005 22:49    Post subject:
spankie wrote:
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yea but where is the centre of the universe then? even with grids in 3 dimension you still need a point 0 0 0 you could say like xyz - (insert rate of universe expansion) but again it's impossible because no1 knows!


That's why Einstein said everything was relative. He was referring to the speed of the "ether". And Because there is no exact centre of the universe you cannot determine speeds of "spacematerial" referring to a centre.

So he said, everything is relative, meaning, you will always need an exact first location to refer your coordinates too.


So im very sorry, but there will never be a teleporter in space. Unless someone proves Einstein wrong.

Hold the phone...are you implying that Star Trek is wrong?
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Phluxed
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PostPosted: Fri, 28th Oct 2005 23:40    Post subject:
AnimalMother wrote:
Phluxed wrote:

Technically time travel requires a form of molecular teleportation, which is arguably impossible or possible.


Not true.

You can time travel now, except only into the future, and only by a few minutes. Special relativity people!


I believe in special relativity as much as I do the religion of scientology. Bullshit. ACTUAL time travel requires you're molecules to move from one 'dimension' or place on the timeline, to another. i doubt any of us, including myself are all that qualified to accurately argue this.


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Kristian




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PostPosted: Sat, 29th Oct 2005 01:44    Post subject:
omg.
Imagine you living in year 2020, and you got a girlfriend in 2010..
Girl: "Can you come visit me today?"
Boy: "uh now.. it's so fucking boring to time-travel to you every day, you can come to me!"
Girl: "But we don't got time-travelling machines in 2010, silly!"
Boy: "omg.. sux to be me!"


oh btw..
Yea, i'm fucking bored now, and I think it's time to sleep soon Razz


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Smurf Stomper




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PostPosted: Sat, 29th Oct 2005 01:56    Post subject:
haha stealth, good stuff Smile. the back to the future series sums up the questions raised in this thread, by the way. soo wassup doc


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AnimalMother




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PostPosted: Sat, 29th Oct 2005 05:05    Post subject:
Phluxed wrote:
AnimalMother wrote:
Phluxed wrote:

Technically time travel requires a form of molecular teleportation, which is arguably impossible or possible.


Not true.

You can time travel now, except only into the future, and only by a few minutes. Special relativity people!


I believe in special relativity as much as I do the religion of scientology. Bullshit. ACTUAL time travel requires you're molecules to move from one 'dimension' or place on the timeline, to another. i doubt any of us, including myself are all that qualified to accurately argue this.


Except it's actually been proven, doh!


"Techniclly speaking, Beta-Manboi didnt inject Burberry_Massi with Benz, he injected him with liquid that had air bubbles in it, which caused benz." - House M.D

"Faith without logic is the same as knowledge without understanding; meaningless"
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Injurious




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PostPosted: Sat, 29th Oct 2005 05:22    Post subject:
well really all you needs is a weally weally fast space shuttle...
travel for a few years at max speed (really really really fast)

then come back home. Another few years.
ANd those few years will turn into lots more cause cause cause you're like zooming through space time continuoum and then like magic you travelled into the future. Problem is that you cant cant go back in time cause that'd be like... what the fuck?

A time machine would be slick though. Not long ago there was an internet spoof.
John Titor. Very Happy Quite wicked shite.

Problem is... bunch of people believe that. Aand that fucked up! FUCK!

I'd love a time machine. I'd be like going back in time a few hundred years and run around. Heck! go go so far back and teach thirty plus plus people how to use technology. Give them awesome books and such and then then then go back to my own time and see how it developped. Hehehe...

It would be slick to go back in time. Isolate a civilization in a huge ass bio dome. Give them a set of rules. And then go into the future and seeeee how it worked out. WOuld be fucking awesome!

like like like imagine... if you taught modern science to like people back in 1200's... and come back finding out a cure for cancer Surprised or or bettttter yet... like go back in time and teach them the basics of time travel. And come back to like everything awesome...


but but but then if you medddle with the past... would that fuck you up in the future? Like like... you live in the time of warfare and shit and then you go back to the past and teach people that war sucks and shit... and then what? Would you even notice that shit's cchangeD? Or not? Cause like... that's fucked if it just fucked your head up up. I mean damn!

If i could i'd go back to the time where i was tyke and just change everything!

But then i remember watchingng timecop and when two people from differernt time erass touched eachother they like belw fcking up! Shocked so like... time travel would be so fucking dangerous! Crying or Very sad

now teleporters would be cool! Very Happy Portable toilets! portable wallets.... man everything portable. Rent out a portable clitt... go into the corner and fuck some random chick through a little blackhole.

BUt then hackors would like hack that shit and then you find your self running away from a hacker with a palm pilot and then booooom. YOUR FUCKING HEART GOES MISSING!

Sad
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Phluxed
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PostPosted: Sat, 29th Oct 2005 07:12    Post subject:
AnimalMother wrote:
Phluxed wrote:
AnimalMother wrote:


Not true.

You can time travel now, except only into the future, and only by a few minutes. Special relativity people!


I believe in special relativity as much as I do the religion of scientology. Bullshit. ACTUAL time travel requires you're molecules to move from one 'dimension' or place on the timeline, to another. i doubt any of us, including myself are all that qualified to accurately argue this.


Except it's actually been proven, doh!


Normally I'd just piss on you or become childish and attack you, but I like you and respect you, and I'm feeling awful forward thinking this evening. Special Relativity has been proven in theory. Just like the way a black hole works in theory. For all we know there could be a little vaccuum in the middle of a black hole.

Of course, I didn't know all I couild OF special relativity, so I went and read up on it. For all of you looking to do the same, I pass you this link: http://www2.slac.stanford.edu/vvc/theory/relativity.html

If you clicked said link, check the spoiler:
 Spoiler:
 


http://science.howstuffworks.com/relativity2.htm
Is another decent reference. I urge animal mother to help with background information on this as well.

I'd rather not get into an arguement about it, but something proven in theory isn't all that proven to me. I am a skeptic.


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AnimalMother




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PostPosted: Sat, 29th Oct 2005 07:57    Post subject:
Well special relativity as a whole cannot be proven beyond any doubt at our current technology level, but the time dilation extrapolation has been, which is what I was referring to.

I suppose that wasn't clear, sorry. Wink


"Techniclly speaking, Beta-Manboi didnt inject Burberry_Massi with Benz, he injected him with liquid that had air bubbles in it, which caused benz." - House M.D

"Faith without logic is the same as knowledge without understanding; meaningless"
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Phluxed
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PostPosted: Sat, 29th Oct 2005 08:42    Post subject:
Fine. I'll succumb there.

http://www.geocities.com/Athens/Forum/1755/my_relat.html

I know its geocities.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Time_dilation

For confirmation.


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Smurf Stomper




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PostPosted: Sun, 30th Oct 2005 04:19    Post subject:
Injurios your post is like wtf. Now I understand why someone said 'anything injurious says' as thier sig.. ha!


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Injurious




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PostPosted: Sun, 30th Oct 2005 04:37    Post subject:
I stand by what I’ve said.
Time travel would fuck up life as we know it.
And teleporters would only be good for “portable whores”.
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SycoShaman
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PostPosted: Sun, 30th Oct 2005 05:31    Post subject:
Injurious wrote:
I stand by what I’ve said.
Time travel would fuck up life as we know it.
And teleporters would only be good for “portable whores”.


Well hot damn, Im all for portable whores...quick, easy and cheap! Very Happy
What more could ya want? Laughing


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cellena




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PostPosted: Fri, 4th Nov 2005 09:15    Post subject:
geez...someone pass the bong - I can't cope with thread while I'm straight!
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ApeX PredatoR
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PostPosted: Fri, 4th Nov 2005 09:40    Post subject:
SycoShaman wrote:
Injurious wrote:
I stand by what I’ve said.
Time travel would fuck up life as we know it.
And teleporters would only be good for “portable whores”.


Well hot damn, Im all for portable whores...quick, easy and cheap! Very Happy
What more could ya want? Laughing


I dont if teleporting whores all over the place will be cheap...the transport costs might be huge!


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And then Mabel tripped over a rock and landed in a well and was trapped there with Timmy. Sadly I shot Lassie so no one is saving that bitch!
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PostPosted: Fri, 4th Nov 2005 11:01    Post subject:
cellena wrote:
geez...someone pass the bong - I can't cope with thread while I'm straight!


hahaha, my bong is glass and expensive, I dont let just anyone handle it ya know...Smile

@Apex...well, if they're whores, they must get some kinda discount as they would do alot of traveling right? Something along the lines of frequent flyer miles? Very Happy


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PostPosted: Fri, 4th Nov 2005 11:33    Post subject:
haha...so they must be pretty to be "popular" in order to get those free miles!
If they're ugly then they're "fucked" Laughing


Injurious wrote:
And then Mabel tripped over a rock and landed in a well and was trapped there with Timmy. Sadly I shot Lassie so no one is saving that bitch!
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Injurious




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PostPosted: Sat, 5th Nov 2005 04:50    Post subject:
ApeX PredatoR wrote:
SycoShaman wrote:
Injurious wrote:
I stand by what I’ve said.
Time travel would fuck up life as we know it.
And teleporters would only be good for “portable whores”.


Well hot damn, Im all for portable whores...quick, easy and cheap! Very Happy
What more could ya want? Laughing


I dont if teleporting whores all over the place will be cheap...the transport costs might be huge!


I'm not talking about teleporting like; hot sexy whore from Italy to be teleported to you in let say Canadia. I'm talking about wormhole technology! Like in Warner Brothers cartoons. Those little black holes. Like... you could rent one out at a local whore rental store... and just fuck that little hole... 100% woman... miles away... being pounded upon by a fellow miles away. Like AWESOME!

Now. Yes. You could never know who you're fucking... so... how about... inflatable dolls with wormhole cunts Shocked You'd rent a room at a nearby whore house (40$ n hour) and there'd be a live video feed at some sex-slave warehouse and all you would stare at is what would seem as a censored clip but in fact INFACT it would be a black hole (wormhole) through which your pee-pee is going through to partake in this exquisite fornicating action Very Happy YEAH!
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AnimalMother




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PostPosted: Sat, 5th Nov 2005 05:35    Post subject:
Scientists are teh shit!


"Techniclly speaking, Beta-Manboi didnt inject Burberry_Massi with Benz, he injected him with liquid that had air bubbles in it, which caused benz." - House M.D

"Faith without logic is the same as knowledge without understanding; meaningless"
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Injurious




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PostPosted: Sat, 5th Nov 2005 05:46    Post subject:
After an ice cold mocca frappucino i make some scientists in the bathroom.
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MAD_MAX333
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PostPosted: Sat, 5th Nov 2005 08:57    Post subject:
is this thread about my small penis??? ITS NOT HIS FAULT
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PostPosted: Sun, 6th Nov 2005 02:52    Post subject:
Laughing this thread is wacked Laughing


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Phluxed
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PostPosted: Sun, 6th Nov 2005 04:17    Post subject:
Yes, yes it is.

This thread ISNT about your penis max, unless you want to make it about your penis.


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Injurious




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PostPosted: Sun, 6th Nov 2005 04:35    Post subject:
Well, first he has to find his penis.
I suggest enzyte... then come back in four to five weeks so we can discuss it over a Magnifying glass Shocked

OOOOOH WIKIPWNED!
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PostPosted: Sun, 6th Nov 2005 13:20    Post subject:
MAD_MAX333 wrote:
is this thread about my small penis??? ITS NOT HIS FAULT


Thats how most science threads turn out. MY PENIS IS BIGGER CAUSE I KNOW SHIT!
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Grees




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PostPosted: Sun, 6th Nov 2005 13:23    Post subject:
All i say is, size matters.
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bxrdj




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PostPosted: Mon, 7th Nov 2005 07:16    Post subject:
Do you guys think in our time anything will be even discovered that will truly change the mankind, like something big, like when we started using electric power (example) ... or for the rest of our 80ish max years for most on this planet we will only see certain technological improvements, but nothing that really matters? I always wondered this and I still cannot say I am very optimistic in dear Aliens showing up anytime soon or anything of such nature that would really impact our existance ...
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Injurious




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PostPosted: Mon, 7th Nov 2005 17:23    Post subject:
I say that within thirty years we'll go create a civilization on the moon and some kid will discover series of glass-like tunnels underneath its surface and after a mumbu jumbo team is sent to investigate moon is thrown into space and we never hear from them again. And after the disappearance of the moon our planet will start dying. And about four years later after the moon vanished we'd be covered in hot magma from series of volcanic activities Razz

Now, technology wise. We'll see weapons that don't kill people.
Electric knives (dull as a round ball) but when it comes in contact with human skin it hurts like a son of a gun.

We'll see laser guns (Not like zing zing and kaboom) more like these laser guns will blind anyone for 10-20 minutes and coppers would rush in and arrest.

And finally we'll see a first bio dome on mars by 2025 and it'll turn into big brother like event. A channel will be on the TV that'll let us see what goes on and such.

Future is such a splendid thing, y'know... you can wander off and wonder bout the marvelous things time will bring. I still hope that one day we'll discover an alien race and we'll begin space exploration. Right now it's possible but it'll somewhat take forever to go from galaxy to another.


We're just two lost souls swimming in a fish bowl, year after year, running over the same old ground. What have we found? The same old fears. Wish you were here.
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