Pizda2 wrote: |
TheSaint wrote: | Pizda2 wrote: | My mom is like, I'm her little boy still. I am sure she knows I am not a virgin anymore, but still, she wants the very best girl for me.... as any mom I suppose.
My dad however, haahahahah, yes my dad wants all the juicy details.
EDIT: Also I think she expects me to have sex like a normal person, not squirt the entire bed dirty, ffs, lol she's right. |
You are as virgin as britney spears is ffs  |
Hahahaha, still you say that. |
maybe he doesn’t know what a virgin is ?
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