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 cockblock. Yea I was like "are you serious?!" "man why'd you do that?" they were like "man you were proper pissed" they prolly just didnt want my love all over their sleeping bag  anyway that night i fell out of the hammock and slept in my m8s coat which i ruined  |
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SycoShaman
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| Posted: Wed, 31st Aug 2005 19:30 Post subject: |
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| Sublime wrote: | | cockblock. Yea I was like "are you serious?!" "man why'd you do that?" they were like "man you were proper pissed" they prolly just didnt want my love all over their sleeping bag anyway that night i fell out of the hammock and slept in my m8s coat which i ruined |
haha never heard of "cockblocking"? must be an NA thing 
lol u slept in his jacket...? how big was this guy? or rather, how small are u? |
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fisk
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| Posted: Wed, 31st Aug 2005 21:24 Post subject: Re: Fuck, enough for me! |
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| cnZ wrote: | | fisk wrote: | | cnZ wrote: | | why teh fuck can't i post such a lame posts like |
Your every post is lame, don't expect them all to fall through. |
dude, wtf? every post? like you're some freaking nolifer with glasses, who's some cool ace. fuck i hate this kinda people. |
First of all, chill the fuck down - all these adolescent teenage hormones of yours are at least a valid explanation for it, but chill.
Secondly, you only get what you deserve.
Yes, yes I'm back.
Somewhat.
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| Posted: Wed, 31st Aug 2005 22:33 Post subject: |
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uea ive heard of cockblock its just funny and erm.. the guy's a bit bigger than me not hugh... say if i'm a Medium he's a L . It was some brand new fleece type thingy. It had a dirty ass rip on the inside and loadsa grass stains and stuff on still i dont regret it because i'm sure another day will come by when I have a chance like that.... but still having a 3some when ur 15 is a story to tell the grandkids
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SycoShaman
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| Posted: Thu, 1st Sep 2005 04:12 Post subject: |
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| Sublime wrote: | | uea ive heard of cockblock its just funny and erm.. the guy's a bit bigger than me not hugh... say if i'm a Medium he's a L . It was some brand new fleece type thingy. It had a dirty ass rip on the inside and loadsa grass stains and stuff on still i dont regret it because i'm sure another day will come by when I have a chance like that.... but still having a 3some when ur 15 is a story to tell the grandkids |
hahah for real
But man, 3somes are bomb.....I dunno if u rave, but man, pickin up to "candy" looking girls - pig tails, bright makeup, mini skirts etc (girls ud find at a rave - sometimes they even have big lolipops) - being fucked on E and having a 3 some...goddamn man, u'll last for hours, no joke...u wont want to bust, I swear lol U know how many times Ive had to try to remember verses from some poetry book to prevent myself from exploding while havin a 3some? lol good times tho
its a bonus if u can make one of em make u a nice club sandwich after sex too
thats so bomb |
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| Posted: Thu, 1st Sep 2005 04:31 Post subject: |
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lol well the moment hasn't occured yet although a few times ive had girls givin me lap dances. Also 1 time I was sat on a wall gettin off with some girl and another 1 (a minger) starts coming up and strokin my cock through my pants. I was pissed but deffo not too pissed to say know to that (she was pretty disgusting like a 4/5) I prolly coulda had them both but I just grabbed the 1 I was gettin off with and sat on the other side of the garden.
Like I said i'm only 17 and got uni next year. I'm sure REAL opportunities for sex experiments like that will come up (i'm not an ugly cunt no matter what some of you may think )
Also nah I dont go to rave's. i dont like that music or atmosphere for a start also i'm against drugs like E's and crack because I know people who have got fucked up over them. Last year (the anniversary was a few days ago) my next door neighbour (15 at the time) was found in a ditch on the other side of town from an accidental drugs overdose. Also a friend from school got addicted to crack and he's a schizo now  it's a shame because he was a real joker and now he's depressed a lot and pretty morbid.
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Isn't a 5 plain? I mean, I thought that a 2-3 was disgusting.
Have you ever seen a 1 or lower in your life before? I had to work with one, and let me tell you, it wasn't a pleasent experience. Everything you could imagine being wrong with her, she had.
She had about 5 teeth and they were all rotten, her breath stank, she was really thin but had a fat stomach (not pregnant fat, but spare tire fat), she had one eye which went all over the place, she laughed like a pig all the fucking time, her nose was huge and crooked, she had terrible skin (warts, spots and skin tags), she had her eyebrows plucked to almost non-existance, she had a bloody mullet etc. OMG! She was so hideous, I asked for a transfer, and when the boss refused, I resigned. Could only bare that shit for two weeks.
Pray you never have to go through that.The worst part was she thought she was sexy, and kept flirting with me. *Shudders*
"Techniclly speaking, Beta-Manboi didnt inject Burberry_Massi with Benz, he injected him with liquid that had air bubbles in it, which caused benz." - House M.D
"Faith without logic is the same as knowledge without understanding; meaningless"
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| Posted: Thu, 1st Sep 2005 06:37 Post subject: |
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yea I cant understand ugly girls who slag other girls off.
And erm our scales obviously differ but erm.... i'd give REALLY UGLY girls a 2 unless they were really really really bad like yours. 2-4 = unshaggable 5-7 = niceish.... some problems i.e. a bit of fat.... you'd fuck her but only the once. 8-9 got all the looks. 10 = got the looks and personality. Not many 10's tbh but I dont have deep conversations with every potential 10 I meet
giving the minger a 5 was a bit steep i'd say she was erm.... a 3 and 4 on a really good day.
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SycoShaman
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| Posted: Thu, 1st Sep 2005 06:44 Post subject: |
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| Sublime wrote: | lol well the moment hasn't occured yet although a few times ive had girls givin me lap dances. Also 1 time I was sat on a wall gettin off with some girl and another 1 (a minger) starts coming up and strokin my cock through my pants. I was pissed but deffo not too pissed to say know to that (she was pretty disgusting like a 4/5) I prolly coulda had them both but I just grabbed the 1 I was gettin off with and sat on the other side of the garden.
Like I said i'm only 17 and got uni next year. I'm sure REAL opportunities for sex experiments like that will come up (i'm not an ugly cunt no matter what some of you may think )
Also nah I dont go to rave's. i dont like that music or atmosphere for a start also i'm against drugs like E's and crack because I know people who have got fucked up over them. Last year (the anniversary was a few days ago) my next door neighbour (15 at the time) was found in a ditch on the other side of town from an accidental drugs overdose. Also a friend from school got addicted to crack and he's a schizo now it's a shame because he was a real joker and now he's depressed a lot and pretty morbid. |
dude....E isnt crack and is so far away on the drug spectrum from crack...real E, is MDMA which was used as an antidepressent untl the 50's or so. It causes an increased amount of serotonin to be released into ur brain - like any modern antidepressent. However, long term usage of MDMA caused addiction and when takin off the drug, some ppl became manic depressive as they're brains were trained that it can only release serotonin (makes u happy) when it has the mdma.
Mind u, this is taking like 3 pills a day for a year...not recreationally...however, the dirty e, shit filled with coke, heroin, meth etc, yeah that shit is bad still. |
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| Posted: Thu, 1st Sep 2005 07:02 Post subject: |
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yes but how many dealers at clubs offer pure E? most are mixed shit which although give ya a buzz fuck ya up in other places too. I dont need drugs (besides alcohol) to loosen up a lot. I dont even need alcohol, i can have a good time without even having a drink.
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