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SycoShaman
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PostPosted: Tue, 30th Aug 2005 02:45    Post subject:
Yondaime wrote:
*The average chocolate bar has 8 insects' legs in it. <-- That one has to be fake... It just seems to grows and to perfect to not be a fake myth.

Okey, since I gotta post a fact aswell, here:
It's a fact that we humans do use 100%(maybe 99%? I've read both) of our brains and not 10/20%, as often stated by others.


can i have a source on this? cuz if that is true...we are a fuckin stupid bunch


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fisk




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PostPosted: Tue, 30th Aug 2005 02:58    Post subject:
Since nearly every fact listed in this thread is really bullshit, I might as well make some shit up as well:

* Religious people have around 30% of the IQ of non-religious people, and are proven to have really low self-esteem (usually from parental/peer abuse in their younger years).

* Stupid people mix tolerance up with naivety. Naive people choose what to believe and defend it with everything they have (except facts and valid arguments). Tolerant people know they may very well be wrong, and don't really give a shit. Then of course there's the third kind, who actually do everything in their power to try and find the weaknesses in every theory, and take "facts" as they are... an amount of subjective impressions, so far "empirically proven", and so far not proven false.

* Idiots argue with "what if"-scenarios, and use arguments such as "You can't prove me wrong".

* Knowledge, really, is the sum of the bullshit you've been made to believe. Partly from your cultural heritage, and partly from your lack of ability to distance yourself from what you know. This is a common human factor, the justification of one's own subjective ideals through themselves. Nothing, really, is "true" or "false". It's all just a matter of learnt morality and culturally habituated thoughts.

* Religion is also one of those "knowledges".


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SycoShaman
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PostPosted: Tue, 30th Aug 2005 04:08    Post subject:
fisk wrote:
Since nearly every fact listed in this thread is really bullshit, I might as well make some shit up as well:

* Religious people have around 30% of the IQ of non-religious people, and are proven to have really low self-esteem (usually from parental/peer abuse in their younger years).

* Stupid people mix tolerance up with naivety. Naive people choose what to believe and defend it with everything they have (except facts and valid arguments). Tolerant people know they may very well be wrong, and don't really give a shit. Then of course there's the third kind, who actually do everything in their power to try and find the weaknesses in every theory, and take "facts" as they are... an amount of subjective impressions, so far "empirically proven", and so far not proven false.

* Idiots argue with "what if"-scenarios, and use arguments such as "You can't prove me wrong".

* Knowledge, really, is the sum of the bullshit you've been made to believe. Partly from your cultural heritage, and partly from your lack of ability to distance yourself from what you know. This is a common human factor, the justification of one's own subjective ideals through themselves. Nothing, really, is "true" or "false". It's all just a matter of learnt morality and culturally habituated thoughts.

* Religion is also one of those "knowledges".


Wicked, we can make up facts now? awesome
lemme try one

*Big titted girls are better looking than flat chested washboards

well, i guess i didnt really make it up cuz that really is true Very Happy


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PostPosted: Tue, 30th Aug 2005 09:09    Post subject:
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ChinUp




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PostPosted: Tue, 30th Aug 2005 12:32    Post subject:
Fisk STFU clinging on to life like an animal, is nothing to be proud of, lighten up, live a little .. this is the useless void FFS .

There is a giant mushroom in Oregon that is over 2,400 years old, covers 3.4 square miles of land, and is still growing!

honest !!!

Convert all chirch buildings into night clubs .. & the world would be a hell of a lot more fun ..FACT


"Most of the change we think we see in life is due to truths being in & out of favor." ~ Frost


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fisk




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PostPosted: Tue, 30th Aug 2005 12:34    Post subject:
ChinUp wrote:
Fisk STFU clinging on to life like an animal, is nothing to be proud of, lighten up, live a little .. this is the useless void FFS .

There is a giant mushroom in Oregon that is over 2,400 years old, covers 3.4 square miles of land, and is still growing!

honest !!!


And you've been smoking it all this time?

Ah, makes sense.


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ChinUp




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PostPosted: Tue, 30th Aug 2005 12:39    Post subject:
what no fact .. boring

# Domestic violence is the leading cause of injury and death for women worldwide.

# Only 1 in 100 battered women in the U.S. reports the abuse she suffers. Every nine seconds, a woman is battered by her domestic partner.

# 59% of Japanese women are victims of domestic violence. In Kenya, 42% of women and in Pakistan, 80% of women experience violence within the home.

# Everyday, 6000 girls are genitally mutilated.

# Every year in India, 5000 brides are murdered or commit suicide because their marriage dowries are considered inadequate.

# In Russia, half of all murder victims are women killed by their male partners.

there is that more your sort of fun facts fisk . like you to disprove them with psychics .. believe it or not life is bigger than your head . lets slam religion together .. could be fun


"Most of the change we think we see in life is due to truths being in & out of favor." ~ Frost
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Pizda2




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PostPosted: Tue, 30th Aug 2005 13:10    Post subject:
SycoShaman wrote:
Pizda2 wrote:
fisk wrote:
Most Europeans think the only "epic" civilization in history is the Roman empire.

This just shows Europeans are about as smart as they imagine americans are. Razz


I know that the Greeks had an epic civlization as well, The Egyptians and there was one civilization,... I forgot what they were named something with an M or so, on a small Island, a volcano ultimatley ended that empire, they had a great civlization even before the Egyptians. The Babylonians had a super civlization... eh... the Macedonians as well well that counts more as the Greeks, if you know more please do add.


The M...ur thinking of Myians (spelling?) perhaps?


You didn't see my second post? Smile

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fisk




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PostPosted: Tue, 30th Aug 2005 13:17    Post subject:
ChinUp wrote:
like you to disprove them with psychics


You mean physics?

Quote:

.. believe it or not life is bigger than your head


Oh, the irony.


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ChinUp




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PostPosted: Tue, 30th Aug 2005 13:27    Post subject:
o crakker of a typo there .. well spotted .. rofl

still no fact ?

*Napoleon constructed his battle plans in a sandbox.


"Most of the change we think we see in life is due to truths being in & out of favor." ~ Frost
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cnZ
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PostPosted: Tue, 30th Aug 2005 16:47    Post subject:
nforce has non-thinking people.
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PostPosted: Tue, 30th Aug 2005 18:08    Post subject:
There are no warez on this site.


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skidrow
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PostPosted: Tue, 30th Aug 2005 18:14    Post subject:
skidrow is the greatest mod.


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Pizda2




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PostPosted: Tue, 30th Aug 2005 19:46    Post subject:
skidrow wrote:
skidrow is the greatest mod.


I can vouch for that.
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PostPosted: Tue, 30th Aug 2005 19:52    Post subject:
ole ol/ Laughing


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SycoShaman
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PostPosted: Tue, 30th Aug 2005 21:23    Post subject:
Pizda2 wrote:
skidrow wrote:
skidrow is the greatest mod.


I can vouch for that.


want some knee pads dude? Laughing


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PostPosted: Tue, 30th Aug 2005 21:31    Post subject:
SycoShaman wrote:
Pizda2 wrote:
skidrow wrote:
skidrow is the greatest mod.


I can vouch for that.


want some knee pads dude? Laughing


Laughing


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AnimalMother




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PostPosted: Tue, 30th Aug 2005 21:52    Post subject:
SycoShaman wrote:
Pizda2 wrote:
skidrow wrote:
skidrow is the greatest mod.


I can vouch for that.


want some knee pads dude? Laughing


Beat me to it. Wink


"Techniclly speaking, Beta-Manboi didnt inject Burberry_Massi with Benz, he injected him with liquid that had air bubbles in it, which caused benz." - House M.D

"Faith without logic is the same as knowledge without understanding; meaningless"
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SycoShaman
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PostPosted: Tue, 30th Aug 2005 22:10    Post subject:
AnimalMother wrote:
SycoShaman wrote:
Pizda2 wrote:


I can vouch for that.


want some knee pads dude? Laughing


Beat me to it. Wink


Laughing Im quick on the draw (with ur hands on the floor, 9 at ur waist, monkey brains galore...when i think not its proper, when im drinking 90 proof vodka, no oj no straw, when u give it to me, yeah give it to me raw...I burn, and when I drink hennesy straight it burns, nuff to give my chest hairs a perm. I dont need chemical blow to pull a hoe, all I need is a mechanical bang to paint her up Smile )

Sorry, reminded my of that song, Bring the Pain by Method Man...Smile


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Pizda2




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PostPosted: Tue, 30th Aug 2005 22:48    Post subject:
I don't get it.
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PostPosted: Tue, 30th Aug 2005 22:53    Post subject:
Thats the useless void alright Very Happy


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SycoShaman
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PostPosted: Tue, 30th Aug 2005 22:55    Post subject:
U dont get the knee pad comment?.....LMAO Laughing


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PostPosted: Tue, 30th Aug 2005 23:15    Post subject:
SycoShaman wrote:
U dont get the knee pad comment?.....LMAO Laughing



Shocked Laughing


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Bigperm




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PostPosted: Tue, 30th Aug 2005 23:21    Post subject:
Well since your making up facts.. Heres one that i think may hold true.

Fat chicks give the best blow jobs?


I found this out through pain staking reseach. And well becasue i wont sleep with the fat ones.
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PostPosted: Tue, 30th Aug 2005 23:26    Post subject:
SoSBigperm wrote:
Well since your making up facts.. Heres one that i think may hold true.

Fat chicks give the best blow jobs?


I found this out through pain staking reseach. And well becasue i wont sleep with the fat ones.


HAHAHAHA

maybe the ones uve been with....I lke the hot girls and I think they give the best head...cuz from what i have found, fat girls or girls with low selfesteem or confidence tend to think negatively about everything sexual, unless its them layin on their backs like a rug...hot girls however, will slide up and down ur body, bat their eyes at u when suckin u off, actually make noise when ur banging etc etc

I dunno...i tried fat/ugly girls, exwife fit that category...so i am now done with them and going back to the hot girls...shouldnt have ever strayed from the hot pieces of ass Smile


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PostPosted: Tue, 30th Aug 2005 23:51    Post subject:
SycoShaman wrote:
AnimalMother wrote:
SycoShaman wrote:


want some knee pads dude? Laughing


Beat me to it. Wink


Bring the Pain by Method Man...Smile


And done so much better by MSI. Wink


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PostPosted: Tue, 30th Aug 2005 23:53    Post subject:
SycoShaman wrote:
SoSBigperm wrote:
Well since your making up facts.. Heres one that i think may hold true.

Fat chicks give the best blow jobs?


I found this out through pain staking reseach. And well becasue i wont sleep with the fat ones.


HAHAHAHA

maybe the ones uve been with....I lke the hot girls and I think they give the best head...cuz from what i have found, fat girls or girls with low selfesteem or confidence tend to think negatively about everything sexual, unless its them layin on their backs like a rug...hot girls however, will slide up and down ur body, bat their eyes at u when suckin u off, actually make noise when ur banging etc etc

I dunno...i tried fat/ugly girls, exwife fit that category...so i am now done with them and going back to the hot girls...shouldnt have ever strayed from the hot pieces of ass Smile


HAHA.. Nice reply .
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PostPosted: Wed, 31st Aug 2005 01:08    Post subject:
SycoShaman wrote:
U dont get the knee pad comment?.....LMAO Laughing


Lol, no.
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SycoShaman
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PostPosted: Wed, 31st Aug 2005 03:04    Post subject:
SoSBigperm wrote:
SycoShaman wrote:
SoSBigperm wrote:
Well since your making up facts.. Heres one that i think may hold true.

Fat chicks give the best blow jobs?


I found this out through pain staking reseach. And well becasue i wont sleep with the fat ones.


HAHAHAHA

maybe the ones uve been with....I lke the hot girls and I think they give the best head...cuz from what i have found, fat girls or girls with low selfesteem or confidence tend to think negatively about everything sexual, unless its them layin on their backs like a rug...hot girls however, will slide up and down ur body, bat their eyes at u when suckin u off, actually make noise when ur banging etc etc

I dunno...i tried fat/ugly girls, exwife fit that category...so i am now done with them and going back to the hot girls...shouldnt have ever strayed from the hot pieces of ass Smile


HAHA.. Nice reply .


Laughing Im not gunna lie...I dated hot girls, they all fucked me over. Then i met my ex who wasnt hot at all, but she was cool and we got along good...well, she fucked me over. So i figure if Im gunna get fucked over no matter which type of girl I go for, it might as well be the hot ones so I can enjoy myself more when Im with em Laughing

@Piz - he sounds like u were kissing his ass/sucking his dick - in terms of sucking of to the mods....so instead of saying "stop suckin the mans dick" i asked if u wanted knee pads as thats how head is sometimes given, on ur knee's....
Im not trying to be an asshole here man, but is english ur native language? cuz that reply to that sort comment/situation is quite common. Well, now u know what to say when someone is kissing ass Smile


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PostPosted: Wed, 31st Aug 2005 10:52    Post subject:
fact


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