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fisk




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PostPosted: Wed, 6th Jul 2005 00:32    Post subject:
Maybe I am stupid then, because I don't get it.
I don't have the stamina to decrypt that shit.


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PostPosted: Wed, 6th Jul 2005 00:36    Post subject:
that's the point fisk. actually you don't have to decrypt.
you should be able to read it fluently.
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PostPosted: Wed, 6th Jul 2005 00:52    Post subject:
Maybe thats only if english is your native language.

I sure as hell couldn't read french if it was jumbled up like that, and I can read it quite well if it's spelt correctly.


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PostPosted: Wed, 6th Jul 2005 00:59    Post subject:
I reckon if you are properly bilingual (i.e you can think in both languages) then it will work but maybe not otherwise.


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PostPosted: Wed, 6th Jul 2005 02:01    Post subject:
nerrd wrote:
This is kinda ontopic of the the "other" thread, which btw. got off topic.

"Aoccdrnig to rscheearch at Cmabridgde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht
oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmpatnt tihnig is taht the frist and
lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a toatl mses and you can sitll
raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed
arvey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe."


I had no problems reading that
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PostPosted: Wed, 6th Jul 2005 02:04    Post subject:
English is my second (or third) language, and I had no problem reading it.
If you can't read that paragraph, you should not be correcting other people about
their grammar, spelling etc., since abviously your understending of the english
language is quite limited.
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PostPosted: Wed, 6th Jul 2005 02:18    Post subject:
Ah, yes - not being able to read a mumbo-jumbo text makes you limited at "understanding the english language". Brilliant deduction there, nerrd - what's next? Eating soy makes you unable to count to six?

Since we're on the topic of inventing correlations, how about stupidity and lack of ability to spell words like obviously and understanding?


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PostPosted: Wed, 6th Jul 2005 02:28    Post subject:
No. It just means that you have not developed the part of the brain that 99.9% of us have. It also means that the way you read english, is not the same way
thay most of the people read it. Maybe thats why your so anal about spelling.
"stupidity and lack of ability to spell words" LOL!. Did i touch your sensitive side?
Spelling errors, are just that, errors. Looking for them and correcting people
makes you a flaming retard, nothing more.
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PostPosted: Wed, 6th Jul 2005 02:36    Post subject:
I had no problem reading it too :\


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PostPosted: Wed, 6th Jul 2005 02:44    Post subject:
nerrd wrote:
Spelling errors, are just that, errors. Looking for them and correcting people makes you a flaming retard, nothing more.


That's why I said: "inventing", as in making up - signifying something that isn't based on reality, fictious, etc.

I hate to admit it, but I really have to decrypt every word in that damned text to be able to understand it.


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PostPosted: Wed, 6th Jul 2005 02:49    Post subject:
fisk wrote:
nerrd wrote:
Spelling errors, are just that, errors. Looking for them and correcting people makes you a flaming retard, nothing more.
I hate to admit it, but I really have to decrypt every word in that damned text to be able to understand it.

You need some help then, and fast...


About Hitman: Movie (2007)
Vin Diesel is a hardcore gamer, and absolutely loves the Hitman series. For that reason I have faith that he wont destroy the movie.

Response: Well, Uwe Boll probably loved the Alone in the Dark games.
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PostPosted: Wed, 6th Jul 2005 02:50    Post subject:
I was referring to the cryptic shit earlier in the thread, quit playing stupid man.


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PostPosted: Wed, 6th Jul 2005 03:06    Post subject:
fisk wrote:
I was referring to the cryptic shit earlier in the thread, quit playing stupid man.

I was referring to the cryptic shit earlier in the thread too Wink


About Hitman: Movie (2007)
Vin Diesel is a hardcore gamer, and absolutely loves the Hitman series. For that reason I have faith that he wont destroy the movie.

Response: Well, Uwe Boll probably loved the Alone in the Dark games.
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PostPosted: Wed, 6th Jul 2005 03:14    Post subject:
Fisk, just let your eyes sort of glide over it rather then analysing each word, it should make sense if you don't concentrate too hard.

Also, I think some of the people in here are bullshitting when they say that english isn't their first language but they can still read it fine. Because I can read french perfecly well but I know if it was jumbled up like that I would have a hard time of it.


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PostPosted: Wed, 6th Jul 2005 03:25    Post subject:
hm... german is my motherlanguage and i still can read that text fine... except for 1 or 2 words where i got stuck for a sec... well... and yes... that might be why fisk is analyzing every text like that... cause he wants his reading to be as comfortable as it can be... well... wrong forum i guess... or maybe the forum should be devided into english and "good english" or somtn Wink
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PostPosted: Wed, 6th Jul 2005 05:35    Post subject:
That text is easy to understand :/ I have seen it before though, but in swedish. Nevertheless, that WAS easy to understand.


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PostPosted: Wed, 6th Jul 2005 06:58    Post subject:
Wow, 2 of the funniest threads I have read in a long time
lmao


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PostPosted: Wed, 6th Jul 2005 07:45    Post subject:
Nerrd's cryptic text is perfectly readable. Fluency in the English language is apparently no prerequisite, as my grammar is poor. As the text says, look at the first and last letter of the word, and your mind will automatically put the letters in between in the right order.


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PostPosted: Wed, 6th Jul 2005 07:56    Post subject:
Yeah but leet isn't the same as loot, so you also have to recognise the context they are in.


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PostPosted: Wed, 6th Jul 2005 07:59    Post subject:
eaonrtarrdixy

First and last letters are in place, read it.


About Hitman: Movie (2007)
Vin Diesel is a hardcore gamer, and absolutely loves the Hitman series. For that reason I have faith that he wont destroy the movie.

Response: Well, Uwe Boll probably loved the Alone in the Dark games.
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PostPosted: Wed, 6th Jul 2005 08:50    Post subject:
This is all assuming u have an intellect above 10 and thats not a shot a u fisk
its a shot at my buddy
i showed it to him and he couldnt read it either...and he's born and raised canadian, english is his only language...well, english and bad english lol


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PostPosted: Wed, 6th Jul 2005 12:24    Post subject:
I guess I'm a retard then!
Bha-ha!
At least now I have an excuse for being overly obsessive with language.


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PostPosted: Wed, 6th Jul 2005 13:12    Post subject:
ahahahah fisk u are awsome... best part is, that you are actually serious... gold
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PostPosted: Wed, 6th Jul 2005 13:18    Post subject:
MAD_MAX333 wrote:
ahahahah fisk u are awsome... best part is, that you are actually serious... gold


Good work Maxie! Puerile insults are best masked as compliments.


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PostPosted: Wed, 6th Jul 2005 13:48    Post subject:
Fisk is just fucking with you, you imbecills!


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PostPosted: Wed, 6th Jul 2005 13:51    Post subject:
that would be a fiskfuck then? Smile
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PostPosted: Wed, 6th Jul 2005 16:24    Post subject:
it really only works fisk if its a sentance so we have a clue Wink


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PostPosted: Wed, 6th Jul 2005 16:28    Post subject:
Griffon wrote:
eaonrtarrdixy

First and last letters are in place, read it.


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