Beaten up - first time in my life
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SycoShaman
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PostPosted: Sat, 10th Jun 2006 07:03    Post subject:
@kosmiq

I wasnt talking about beating people for fun. Thats not cool at all.

I mean when your in one of those situations where you have to fight. Doesnt matter what its over, just the fact that you have to throw down. I'd much rather fight the guy or persons than let myself take an ass kicking.
Sure, I have no chance against 6 guys who have some idea how to fight. But, I promise you, the first one or 2 guys in will lose an eye or suffer a collapsed throat or broken knee's etc something that they will remember.

Violence doesnt solve much. But sometimes, it is a solution. Talking is one thing, I can safely say i can talk my way outta most things. But sometimes, you have to get your knuckles bloody and break some faces.

Feel lucky that you havent been in one of those situations; where a fight is 100% needed. One day tho, a situation like that is going to roll around and you have to be able to act.
And really, if you havent fought or barely have experience,your fucked. Fighting is not something that comes naturally.
Knowing how the body works, how it responds to pain, being hit numerous times etc all come into play in a fight.
And trust me, intelligent ppl are the best fighters around. Try getting into a few fights and tell me it doesnt require intelligence. You cant say that it does or doesnt, you've never had to defend yourself.


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pistolshrimp
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PostPosted: Sat, 10th Jun 2006 07:05    Post subject:
Here in Canada our guns come in from the states. If you did grab anything locally, you would be asking for a world of trouble. FBut guns are nothing but trouble. You are an idiot if you need them.



1.Bear bangers to scare the shit outta people (those things are awsome LOUD)
2. Bear spray or mace.


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deelix
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PostPosted: Sat, 10th Jun 2006 07:44    Post subject:
Think ill have to learn parkour or what they call it.
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kosmiq




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PostPosted: Sat, 10th Jun 2006 10:11    Post subject:
I think I am about this impressed of all your fighting skills. From "here" all the way to "here".
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Why should I get into a situation where a fight is needed? To get into such a situation you must've gotten there yourself and what says I would put myself into that?

Also getting into a fight where someone "...will lose an eye or suffer a collapsed throat or broken knee's etc something that they will remember." sounds like something for an intelligent person. Thing is that here in sweden if you defend yourself and do more damage to him than he does to you, you'll get a lot of shit for it too if someone decides to go to the police about it. And loosing a fucking eye, then there's no real escape man.

But as always you and me can keep arguing about this shit forever and neither of us will give up anyway so... I'll simply stop it here and say that you think what you think and I what I think.
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pancake




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PostPosted: Sat, 10th Jun 2006 23:05    Post subject:
deelix wrote:
Think ill have to learn parkour or what they call it.


isnt that just jumping around and doing acrobatics??
the only way to learn to street fight is to street fight.. you can go to karate lessons and the like but they wont teach you what to do when you get bottled/glassed or some nut job trys to bite your ear off!!
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Noob
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PostPosted: Sat, 10th Jun 2006 23:10    Post subject:
If anyone starts on you just punch him in the throat and fight dirty as you can.

Edit: and the best thing to learn is ji-jitsu. It's non violent and you'd put the other guy to sleep before he even realised wtf was going on.
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pancake




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PostPosted: Sat, 10th Jun 2006 23:19    Post subject:
Noob wrote:
If anyone starts on you just punch him in the throat and fight dirty as you can.



or if that fails.. add a kick to the bollocks in their.. no red blooded male will stand up to that....
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Noob
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PostPosted: Sun, 11th Jun 2006 10:17    Post subject:
Kicking to the balls is fighting dirty. Elbows and knees work too.
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deelix
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PostPosted: Sun, 11th Jun 2006 11:51    Post subject:
haha, i was thinking the same. But he's so fat i don't he have found his own balls in a long time, lol
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TheGame110011001
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PostPosted: Sat, 17th Jun 2006 02:57    Post subject:
still I think your pussy... eventho he is some fatzilla...


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deelix
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PostPosted: Sat, 17th Jun 2006 03:10    Post subject:
True Crash. I can agree. Why the hell don't i go to the gym like all my other mates. Well, not to late to start training :lol

Anyway, a friend called 2 days ago. He said this fat dude got beaten up by a 26 year old guy. He also got hit 3-4 with an iron bar by another dude. Damn, he's god at getting people to hate him. I don't got so many details about all that happend that day. But it hadn't anything to do with me. But im still happy he got beaten up.
And the police can't prove shit if they think i was involved in what happend. I was\still is in another place in Norway ^^

And Crash, judging by the picture iv seen of you - i don't think you got anymore guts. No offense, i could be wrong.
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Dazz99




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PostPosted: Sat, 17th Jun 2006 03:21    Post subject:
LET ME TELL YE A STORY.

BACK IN 76 (BEFORE I WAS BORN) A GIANT CRIZZAB ATTACKED ME HOME TOWN. ME MOTHER DIED AND I WAS BORN. I WAS BORN WHILE MY MOTHER WAS BEING RAPED BY A GIANT CRIZZAB. THEN I FOUND OUT ME DAD IS A GOAT FROM YORKSHIRE.
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deelix
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PostPosted: Sat, 17th Jun 2006 03:23    Post subject:
Interesting Wink
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AnimalMother




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PostPosted: Sat, 17th Jun 2006 09:02    Post subject:
Dazz99 wrote:
LET ME TELL YE A STORY.

BACK IN 76 (BEFORE I WAS BORN) A GIANT CRIZZAB ATTACKED ME HOME TOWN. ME MOTHER DIED AND I WAS BORN. I WAS BORN WHILE MY MOTHER WAS BEING RAPED BY A GIANT CRIZZAB. THEN I FOUND OUT ME DAD IS A GOAT FROM YORKSHIRE.


What the deus!?

Is a Crizzab a type of pokemon?


"Techniclly speaking, Beta-Manboi didnt inject Burberry_Massi with Benz, he injected him with liquid that had air bubbles in it, which caused benz." - House M.D

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D_A_Kuja
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PostPosted: Sat, 17th Jun 2006 09:08    Post subject:
CRA$HH110011001 wrote:
still I think your pussy... eventho he is some fatzilla...


LOL cmon man, youre a 13 year old wigga calling someone a pussy Rolling Eyes Very Happy


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Clevesa




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PostPosted: Sat, 17th Jun 2006 10:18    Post subject:
AnimalMother wrote:
Dazz99 wrote:
LET ME TELL YE A STORY.

BACK IN 76 (BEFORE I WAS BORN) A GIANT CRIZZAB ATTACKED ME HOME TOWN. ME MOTHER DIED AND I WAS BORN. I WAS BORN WHILE MY MOTHER WAS BEING RAPED BY A GIANT CRIZZAB. THEN I FOUND OUT ME DAD IS A GOAT FROM YORKSHIRE.


What the deus!?

Is a Crizzab a type of pokemon?


lol!!! I thought he meant Grizzly Very Happy
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Dazz99




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PostPosted: Sat, 17th Jun 2006 12:29    Post subject:
It's just a crab.
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AnimalMother




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PostPosted: Sat, 17th Jun 2006 14:13    Post subject:
Gangsta Crizzab!


"Techniclly speaking, Beta-Manboi didnt inject Burberry_Massi with Benz, he injected him with liquid that had air bubbles in it, which caused benz." - House M.D

"Faith without logic is the same as knowledge without understanding; meaningless"
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Dazz99




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PostPosted: Sat, 17th Jun 2006 14:28    Post subject:
AnimalMother wrote:
Gangsta Crizzab!

Smile Laughing
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maxiepaxie




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PostPosted: Sat, 17th Jun 2006 17:47    Post subject:
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Dazz99




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PostPosted: Sat, 17th Jun 2006 18:09    Post subject:
maxiepaxie wrote:

Laughing Laughing Laughing
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