You are a woman for a day
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fisk




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PostPosted: Sat, 20th Nov 2010 22:44    Post subject: You are a woman for a day
Average looking, what do you do?


Yes, yes I'm back.
Somewhat.
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Stormwolf




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PostPosted: Sat, 20th Nov 2010 22:51    Post subject:
Masturbate. I seriously can't think of anything else worth doing.
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ixigia
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PostPosted: Sat, 20th Nov 2010 22:51    Post subject:
I'd spread my legs and commence the party!



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Lutzifer
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PostPosted: Sat, 20th Nov 2010 22:51    Post subject:
play with my secondary and primary sexual organs the whole day! Laughing
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tonizito
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PostPosted: Sat, 20th Nov 2010 22:53    Post subject:
kenny64 wrote:
Masturbate. I seriously can't think of anything else worth doing.
Yup, furious masturbation all day. Very Happy


boundle (thoughts on cracking AITD) wrote:
i guess thouth if without a legit key the installation was rolling back we are all fucking then
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ixigia
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PostPosted: Sat, 20th Nov 2010 22:54    Post subject:
Seems that we all have clear ideas about the matter Laughing
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zipfero




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PostPosted: Sat, 20th Nov 2010 22:57    Post subject:
Go to sauna and masturbate? Cool Face


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madness




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PostPosted: Sat, 20th Nov 2010 23:09    Post subject:
ixigia wrote:
Seems that we all have clear ideas about the matter Laughing


what else is there to do? nothing! Laughing
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Mr.Tinkles




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PostPosted: Sat, 20th Nov 2010 23:14    Post subject:
Lutzifer wrote:
play with my secondary and primary sexual organs the whole day! Laughing


This, but I'd do it in front of a mirror... Very Happy


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Kristian




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PostPosted: Sat, 20th Nov 2010 23:15    Post subject:
I'd do the only right thing and cook a great dinner for all men I meet that day!
And since my place is in the kitchen, I doubt I'll meet many, so I'll just sit there and masturbate with whatever big and long thing I can find.


I hate you.
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PostPosted: Sat, 20th Nov 2010 23:23    Post subject:
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LeoNatan
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PostPosted: Sat, 20th Nov 2010 23:34    Post subject:
garus wrote:
Why avarage? Sad

Because otherwise you'd stare all day in a mirror and masturbate. Laughing
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PostPosted: Sat, 20th Nov 2010 23:36    Post subject:
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Mortibus




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PostPosted: Sat, 20th Nov 2010 23:51    Post subject:
get a hooker license and earn myself some cash till my pussy bleeds Laughing
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zipfero




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PostPosted: Sat, 20th Nov 2010 23:52    Post subject:
lolz u gay LoooooooLLL u fell for the trap!!!! Very Happy


8 out of 10 dentists prefer zipfero to competing brands(fraich3 and Mutantius)!
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inz




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PostPosted: Sun, 21st Nov 2010 00:12    Post subject:
Clean the house and make sandwiches for myself when I change back.
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Mchart




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PostPosted: Sun, 21st Nov 2010 00:14    Post subject:
Goto the department store and hit on chicks until I find a lesbo. Then have hot scissor on scissor action.
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ixigia
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PostPosted: Sun, 21st Nov 2010 00:15    Post subject:
inz wrote:
Clean the house and make sandwiches for myself when I change back.


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_SiN_
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PostPosted: Sun, 21st Nov 2010 00:15    Post subject:
inz wrote:
Clean the house and make sandwiches for myself when I change back.


Laughing Laughing


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Mortibus




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PostPosted: Sun, 21st Nov 2010 00:21    Post subject:
inz wrote:
Clean the house and make sandwiches for myself when I change back.


u need to change in to a woman to do that? Laughing
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SpykeZ




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PostPosted: Sun, 21st Nov 2010 00:22    Post subject:
Man you guys make me wonder.

If I woke up and discovered I was a woman I'd be freaking the hell out wondering where my dick went lol.


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Mortibus




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PostPosted: Sun, 21st Nov 2010 00:23    Post subject:
if u have good pair of boobies who needs dick? Razz ohh wait
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CookieCrumb




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PostPosted: Sun, 21st Nov 2010 11:23    Post subject:
This:
Lutzifer wrote:
play with my secondary and primary sexual organs the whole day! Laughing


But then again, this sounds interesting as well Very Happy
Mchart wrote:
Goto the department store and hit on chicks until I find a lesbo. Then have hot scissor on scissor action.
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Spazmotic
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PostPosted: Sun, 21st Nov 2010 11:46    Post subject:
You need to open your horizons, I'd make sure that I was on my period, and pregnant about to burst, so I could 100% refute any ball hits < pregnancy claims. After the baby shoots out, and I sell it to a young Oprah Winfrey, I would make love to the closest man who didn't have love handles, so that I have a deeper understanding of penis.

... no homo?
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zipfero




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PostPosted: Sun, 21st Nov 2010 11:51    Post subject:
Spazmotic wrote:
You need to open your horizons, I'd make sure that I was on my period, and pregnant about to burst, so I could 100% refute any ball hits < pregnancy claims. After the baby shoots out, and I sell it to a young Oprah Winfrey, I would make love to the closest man who didn't have love handles, so that I have a deeper understanding of penis.

... no homo?


And all in ONE day? Impressive Smile
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Spazmotic
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PostPosted: Sun, 21st Nov 2010 11:58    Post subject:
I've only got one day as a woman, i've got my timetable set so that I can really knock the activities out Smile
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zipfero




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PostPosted: Sun, 21st Nov 2010 12:22    Post subject:
I wonder whats Oprah gonna say "ok yea that pic u got there, thats a chick but you're a dude?"


8 out of 10 dentists prefer zipfero to competing brands(fraich3 and Mutantius)!
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Spazmotic
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PostPosted: Sun, 21st Nov 2010 12:24    Post subject:
Hmm ok.. Well if I have enough warning for the switch... I'll convince Oprah to open up a "Baby Drop Box" situation before hand. this way babydropping remains anonymous.
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Horrordee
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PostPosted: Sun, 21st Nov 2010 12:25    Post subject:
lesbian sex. lots of it.


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Ankh




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PostPosted: Sun, 21st Nov 2010 13:09    Post subject:
I'd proberbly go around whining just like every other woman


shitloads of new stuff in my pc. Cant keep track of it all.
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