The iPhone is a piece of shit. So is your face.
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sabin1981
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PostPosted: Sun, 18th Oct 2009 01:33    Post subject: The iPhone is a piece of shit. So is your face.
Ancient old, I know, but I only just found it. I chortled. Lots.

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Epsilon
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PostPosted: Sun, 18th Oct 2009 04:19    Post subject:
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sabin1981
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PostPosted: Sun, 18th Oct 2009 12:26    Post subject:
Nice! Man, that sounds like it's going to be a beast! Surprised
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me7




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PostPosted: Sun, 18th Oct 2009 12:52    Post subject:
I don'r mean to sound like an iPhone fanboy and I don't own one, but this "beast" is powered by an ARM Cortex A8 clocked at 600 MHz with 256MB RAM. Although these are nice specs, they are identical to the last iPhone revision. The only real difference is that the iPhone was launched several months ago while this "beast" isn't even released yet.

I don't deny that some of the iPhone's limitations are plain moronic, I fully agree there, but this is no revolution, it's just a catch-up.
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kosmiq




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PostPosted: Sun, 18th Oct 2009 15:50    Post subject:
It's much more than a catch-up- Sure, same thing hardware-wise. But look at what's possible with them. N900 with Maemo, debian based linux build. In theory almost any debian application can be compiled for Maemo and thus run at the N900.

Even though thise phone seem to be very nice I still have higher hopes for the QualComm Snapdragon and phones using that architecture and Google Android. Loving Android now on the HTC Hero and it can only get better.



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PostPosted: Sun, 18th Oct 2009 16:27    Post subject:
I'd rather take a HTC Leo then either. Smile
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JahLux
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PostPosted: Mon, 19th Oct 2009 00:24    Post subject:
damn that leo is one sexy phone
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PostPosted: Mon, 19th Oct 2009 00:28    Post subject:
A leo natan phone ?!!!! gtfo !
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PostPosted: Mon, 19th Oct 2009 00:44    Post subject:
Codename Leo... Yeah the Touch HD2 will be some awesome phone! WM6.5 1Ghz,~500MB RAM, Snapdragon and a 4.3 inch capacitive touch screen... iWat?


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tainted4ever
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PostPosted: Mon, 19th Oct 2009 01:43    Post subject:
Damn, time to upgrade from my nokia 6126. A leo phone demands it Very Happy


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zipfero




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PostPosted: Mon, 19th Oct 2009 01:48    Post subject:
thats a huge bitch


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kosmiq




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PostPosted: Mon, 19th Oct 2009 21:54    Post subject:
But it has Windows Mobile.. Sad I'll put my money into the Xperia X3 then, Android with 4" screen! Smile



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PostPosted: Mon, 19th Oct 2009 22:27    Post subject:
I love my iPhone 3GS Sad


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Epsilon
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PostPosted: Mon, 19th Oct 2009 23:23    Post subject:
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tombata
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PostPosted: Mon, 19th Oct 2009 23:36    Post subject:
How can i play iphone games without having iphone?
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PostPosted: Mon, 19th Oct 2009 23:40    Post subject:
tombata wrote:
How can i play iphone games without having iphone?

using ipod touch? Laughing
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Cohen




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PostPosted: Tue, 20th Oct 2009 04:26    Post subject:
tbh, if you by a phone specifically for games your an idiot. Just get a PSP or something.


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SpykeZ




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PostPosted: Tue, 20th Oct 2009 04:28    Post subject:
Epsilon wrote:
Touchscreen? do not want


this...

I owned a touchscreen phone, the charm wears of real quick, especially when your cleaning it every 5 minutes


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PostPosted: Sun, 3rd Oct 2021 14:47    Post subject:
I finally did it guys. I've ordered iphone 13 pro for me and 13 for wife Laughing
It''s been a long time coming but I am finally an old enough asshole to buy an apple product
lol wut

btw - media markt totally scammed me and they have no idea when my phones will arrive.
But hey. The chargers are here


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PostPosted: Sun, 3rd Oct 2021 14:51    Post subject:
But..... why?
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KillerCrocker




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PostPosted: Sun, 3rd Oct 2021 14:57    Post subject:
Neon wrote:
But..... why?

why I've got an iphone? because I am tired of Chinese android shitty phones and this terrible operating system filled with bugs... and I want to be open and try something different. My last phone was (Still is) oneplus 7t and it slowed down so much and there are so many bugs, I am just annoyed. I don't want to think about my phone and I am not utilizing any of android openness since like 2010. I don't root, I don't install launchers and so on.
I just want the phone to be fast and take great pictures fast.
Oneplus slowed my phone so much with latest android updates, I had to switch back to 60hz because 90 lags now. Ultrawide shots are always blurry, macro is now blurry. And all of this was good on release.
The same way I am tired of PC. There are always issues. I want to consolify my phone experience


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PostPosted: Sun, 3rd Oct 2021 15:21    Post subject:
pro lol wut


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PostPosted: Sun, 3rd Oct 2021 15:58    Post subject:
The cameras are very good this year (almost an inch-sized sensor for the main camera). The rest? There hasn't been an exciting iPhone in many years.
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PostPosted: Sun, 3rd Oct 2021 16:04    Post subject:
iOS is an excellent operating system. Android is pure trash compared to it, and gets laggy after a while. Due to my work i get to touch all kinds of phones, and will keep on using my Iphone. Got my 13 Pro also, and it works. Previously owned 11, same story.
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PostPosted: Sun, 3rd Oct 2021 16:52    Post subject:
Funny article..Never owned a Nokia.. Palm I did..
Never owned Android since I can jailbreak iPhone..
135 jailbreak tweaks installed..on my iPhone 6s..running 12.4, unc0ver
I dont need a new phone every year..just change battery instead.


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PostPosted: Sun, 3rd Oct 2021 19:40    Post subject:
Can't be arsed to try / learn anything else.. the older i get the more lazy i get, especially with boring shit like mobile phones.

Zero interest in trying e.g Linux or similar either, or learning something equivalent to Cubase, Blender or Photoshop. It needs to be something really spectacular for me to give it those few weeks or months to get good/familiar.

I'm still on Iphone 6+. Next update will be the 13, much because of the camera.. What i do like with my 6+ is that it's extremely durable, i've dropped it many hundreds of times since i got it, hardly a scratch on it. Dropped it in water (bath, toilet) multiple times too, even though it's not water proof nothing has ever happened to it.
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LeoNatan
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PostPosted: Mon, 4th Oct 2021 17:53    Post subject:
The newer ones (since 7 and especially X) aren't durable, so make sure to put it in a case. You drop it, the glass on the back breaks.
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KillerCrocker




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PostPosted: Mon, 4th Oct 2021 18:57    Post subject:
LeoNatan wrote:
The newer ones (since 7 and especially X) aren't durable, so make sure to put it in a case. You drop it, the glass on the back breaks.

Yeah it's glass back so it can break for sure.
I will think about it but I don't use cases


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PostPosted: Mon, 4th Oct 2021 19:10    Post subject:
I'm and iphone user for a few years now, bought the 6s on release and replaced it 2 years ago when 11 released. - absolutely no issues, gotta love that clean and fast OS. Battery is still at 94% capacity.

Enjoy your product and protect it, I was against cases, especially for the newer models that look like jewels, it's a pity to hide the design, but better safe than sorry. Very Happy
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PostPosted: Mon, 4th Oct 2021 19:33    Post subject:
I had iphone for years but got the Oneplus6 when everyone praised android. The hardware was nice back then for the price (except for the signal). However the android OS is so buggy.

You are required to have and use a gmail account. No gmail - no working phone.
Googles own gmail app cant handle multiple email accounts properly.
Notifications-menu is like a programmer made it drunk.
If you try to save a number in the contactlist it will auto-suggest your own info Laughing
The default sms-app did not support multiple simcards (this might be oneplus fuckup to be fair).
No imessage-like features - Unless you go 3rdparty apps.
The back-swipe dont allways go back - it goes "up" so to speak.
Google Play auto-update requires you to manually update your apps Very Happy
Thats just a few.

But the most baffling thing. Like are they using the fucking hadron particle accelerator in CERN to randomize what the fuck comes up, when you hit the "SHARE" button in any app. Like WHAT THE FUCK!

/Edit Wanna use a 3rd-party map-app or whatever? Try turning off location-access for Google Play-services.

It is clear that if you use Android - You are not a customer, but the product.
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