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Also known as the Apple Cum Rag®, a groundbreaking cloth designed to seamlessly and elegantly collect the bodily fluids of fans every time they use their main Apple device Pffchh
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Remember the Apple tech support commercial they released a few years ago?

 Spoiler:
 


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oh god that cloth made my laugh out so loud at work everyone looked at me funny Laughing

and wow, so the gun permit bribe thing in billions tv show wasnt to far of from the truth
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he sounds 100% like my teacher friend (who's never owned a mobile phone) but he would generalize more since he doesn't know the difference between brands.
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https://vrscout.com/news/the-apple-car-could-feature-vr-technology-and-no-windows/
Old news after all
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*UPDATE [5/18/22]: The article has been updated to correct information regarding the patent’s publishing date.*

but still retarded.

LOL


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i guess thouth if without a legit key the installation was rolling back we are all fucking then
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BTW, this cannot be true. Windows are required by regulatory law for vehicle safety. It's a nonsense story.
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So they made an apple mouse a car.

VR googles definitely not, can't even use Vive for 10 minute without motion sickness, so many dumb shortcomings if that were a true idea.
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What could POSSIBLY go wrong? Laughing
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i want to see that thing hit a truck and become a vertical pancacke
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You need to have 10 different dongles to charge the car if its a non apple charger.
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Capitalism serves fascists if thats where the money is. There are no other values than the bottom line. Even if the bottom line means faking values. Thats why democratic governments are essential, only they can truly (and ideally) represent the values of the people. (Yes, I know, thats an ideal)


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https://youtube.com/shorts/seFVMxlzb2E?si=4ly-_OFo_UNyhZjG

9 dollars of titanium... NINE DOLLARS , 1500 euro and now there are reports of bending and screen burnin Laughing Laughing Laughing
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MKBHD turns out to be a Crapple shill. Imshocked.jpg Laughing



1 and 2 are still amazing.
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Early access to products, insider access to shoot, access to representatives etc.. all this doesn't come without something in return.
Youtubers are hustlers, and the good life comes with a hefty price tag & property taxes to maintain it. Good luck counting on adsense for that.
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https://arstechnica.com/security/2025/10/apple-ups-the-reward-for-finding-major-exploits-to-2-million/

Apple ups the reward for finding major exploits to $2 million

With bonuses, maximum rewards can be as high as $5 million.


Mkay.. how do I find one Mobster with a Fag
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https://www.apple.com/newsroom/2025/11/introducing-iphone-pocket-a-beautiful-way-to-wear-and-carry-iphone/

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ISSEY MIYAKE and Apple today unveiled iPhone Pocket. Inspired by the concept of “a piece of cloth,” its singular 3D-knitted construction is designed to fit any iPhone as well as all pocketable items. Beginning Friday, November 14, it will be available at select Apple Store locations and on apple.com in France, Greater China, Italy, Japan, Singapore, South Korea, the UK, and the U.S.
iPhone Pocket features a ribbed open structure with the qualities of the original pleats by ISSEY MIYAKE. Born from the idea of creating an additional pocket, its understated design fully encloses iPhone, expanding to fit more of a user’s everyday items. When stretched, the open textile subtly reveals its contents and allows users to peek at their iPhone display. iPhone Pocket can be worn in a variety of ways — handheld, tied onto bags, or worn directly on the body. Featuring a playful color palette, the short strap design is available in eight colors, and the long strap design in three colors.


Fucking shitpple Laughing


boundle (thoughts on cracking AITD) wrote:
i guess thouth if without a legit key the installation was rolling back we are all fucking then
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An Iphone purse Embarassed
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PostPosted: Sat, 15th Nov 2025 14:31    Post subject:
meanwhile my very first 120 eur smartphone from 2013 with android 4 still working and i still use it for calls as im to lazy to get the giant simcard changed to one of these smaller ones

and my 2019 chinese 100 eur backup phone with android 9 that i got when i cracked the 2013 ones screen now its included thin phone case is disintegrating but the phone and battery still working like new as i use it for internet stuff

the 2013 one i have to charge every 2-3 days still working on its original battery but has probalby only 25-35 percent capacity left ...

i pity apple cultists and laught at them

there are no bank or goverment apps on my phones. fuck that shit

use them for calls and watching utube/internet stuff ... all this pro bullshit lol ... makes me roflmao. and the few pics i do take look just as good or better then these apple freaks

total price 300 eur... apple monkies would have spent 3000+ TEN X BIATCHES
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