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couleur
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Posted: Sat, 19th Nov 2011 20:31 Post subject: whats weird	Quick Quote Quote

about alcohol is that at first it masks truth, but then, with more alcohol thruth comes trough even stronger than before.

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Posted: Sat, 19th Nov 2011 20:49 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

Alcohol is a good truth serum yes. I once was arrested for being drunk in public and for refusing to ID myself. That is besides the truth, they asked me if I could identify myself. I said: "Yes, but shouldn't you identify yourselves first?" You can say a lot about coppers, but a sense of humour they all lack. At the police station they asked me if I had more things to confess. So I confessed some vandalism when I was like 16. They asked me: "How many years ago did that happen?" So I said: "23 years ago." And they were very disappointed because it was no longer prosecutable. Not that I am proud of it, but hey kinda funny.

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Posted: Sat, 19th Nov 2011 21:07 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

Haha!! Nice one. You should be proud of it though. The cops could learn to have some humour! I'm finished with the wine, now onto some fine italian Grappa. Maybe that 'll help. "Enlightenment is man's emergence from his self-imposed nonage. Nonage is the inability to use one's own understanding without another's guidance. This nonage is self-imposed if its cause lies not in lack of understanding but in indecision and lack of courage to use one's own mind without another's guidance. Dare to know! (Sapere aude.) "Have the courage to use your own understanding," is therefore the motto of the enlightenment."

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Posted: Sat, 19th Nov 2011 21:43 Post subject:

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Alcohol is a good truth serum yes. I once was arrested for being drunk in public and for refusing to ID myself. That is besides the truth, they asked me if I could identify myself. I said: "Yes, but shouldn't you identify yourselves first?" You can say a lot about coppers, but a sense of humour they all lack. At the police station they asked me if I had more things to confess. So I confessed some vandalism when I was like 16. They asked me: "How many years ago did that happen?" So I said: "23 years ago." And they were very disappointed because it was no longer prosecutable. Very Happy

Not that I am proud of it, but hey kinda funny.

Where do you live? There is no statute of limitations on crimes committed in the UK.

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Posted: Sat, 19th Nov 2011 21:53 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

Netherlands Edit: I posted nonsense, the statute for murder and manslaughter has been changed to unlimited. Last edited by TSR69 on Sat, 19th Nov 2011 21:58; edited 1 time in total

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Posted: Sat, 19th Nov 2011 21:57 Post subject:

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Netherlands

Edit: The statute here for murder is 18 years and for manslaughter 15 years.

I don't think the US has a statute for murder, but we do have the other ones

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Posted: Sat, 19th Nov 2011 21:58 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

Oh, for some reason I was thinking you lived in the UK. Ryzen 5 5600, ASUS ROG STRIX B550-F GAMING WIFI II, Corsair Vengeance RGB RT 32GB 3600MHz C16, MSI RTX 5070 Ti Ventus 3X OC , Corsair RMx Series RM750x. AOC AGON AG324UX - 4K 144Hz 1ms

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Posted: Sat, 19th Nov 2011 21:59 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

Sorry edited my post. @Newty182: I am flattered, my English is not that bad then. Formerly known as iconized

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Posted: Sat, 19th Nov 2011 22:04 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

fuking emotion rollercoaster "Enlightenment is man's emergence from his self-imposed nonage. Nonage is the inability to use one's own understanding without another's guidance. This nonage is self-imposed if its cause lies not in lack of understanding but in indecision and lack of courage to use one's own mind without another's guidance. Dare to know! (Sapere aude.) "Have the courage to use your own understanding," is therefore the motto of the enlightenment."