Monday, why do you hate me?
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CookieCrumb




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PostPosted: Mon, 27th Jun 2011 11:43    Post subject: Monday, why do you hate me?
Just a short monday morning rant.

First I oversleep by half an hour, then mass transit doesn't want me to get to uni (as in "oh we gotta wait here because there has been a malfunction") and when I finally do arrive I see that not my teaecher is giving the class but one of his asstiants.
And let's be honest here, they are assistants for a reason. This guy (had to suffer through him giving classes before) can't fucking teach. The way he gives the class is the most boring, mind-numbing experience I have ever made in my entire time at university.
Plus his handwriting is illegible. Granted my own hand writing is too but I'M NOT WRITING TONS OF MATHEMATICAL SHIT ON A BLACK BOARD.
Seriously his 'u's and 'v's look the same. His greek letters are all just a blob.

And now back to the actual question:
Monday, why do you hate me so much?
Should have stayed in bed this morning.


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Now you're just arguing semantics. Getting fucked in the ass with a broom stale is an "improvement" over getting stabbed in the eye with a fork Rolling Eyes
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PostPosted: Mon, 27th Jun 2011 12:10    Post subject:
I love this Monday ^^ I aced my oral exam today and that gave me great boost to study other classes Very Happy


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PostPosted: Mon, 27th Jun 2011 12:13    Post subject:
dingo_d wrote:
I aced my oral exam toda


So did he give you an A? xD
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PostPosted: Mon, 27th Jun 2011 12:15    Post subject:
Took me over two hours to properly wake up...hate fucking mondays. But it's my own fault that I don't stick to a normal sleeping schedule during the weekends.
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PostPosted: Mon, 27th Jun 2011 12:36    Post subject:
sabin1981 wrote:
dingo_d wrote:
I aced my oral exam toda


So did he give you an A? xD


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PostPosted: Mon, 27th Jun 2011 12:44    Post subject:
sabin1981 wrote:
dingo_d wrote:
I aced my oral exam toda


So did he give you an A? xD


As a matter of fact he did xD But it's not what you think, you perv xD


"Quantum mechanics is actually, contrary to it's reputation, unbeliveably simple, once you take the physics out."
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chiv wrote:
thats true you know. newton didnt discover gravity. the apple told him about it, and then he killed it. the core was never found.

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PostPosted: Mon, 27th Jun 2011 12:45    Post subject:


Either way, congrats!
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PostPosted: Mon, 27th Jun 2011 12:48    Post subject:
Yeah, spatz, dingo!
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PostPosted: Mon, 27th Jun 2011 13:01    Post subject:
danke schon! ^^


"Quantum mechanics is actually, contrary to it's reputation, unbeliveably simple, once you take the physics out."
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chiv wrote:
thats true you know. newton didnt discover gravity. the apple told him about it, and then he killed it. the core was never found.

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PostPosted: Mon, 27th Jun 2011 14:15    Post subject:
U still allowed to say 'black board' at college? Smile Fucking annoying middle class namby pamby liberals here insist on 'chalk board' its fucking black for fuck sake!
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PostPosted: Mon, 27th Jun 2011 14:17    Post subject: Re: Monday, why do you hate me?
Reklis wrote:
Just a short monday morning rant.

First I oversleep by half an hour, then mass transit doesn't want me to get to uni (as in "oh we gotta wait here because there has been a malfunction") and when I finally do arrive I see that not my teaecher is giving the class but one of his asstiants.
And let's be honest here, they are assistants for a reason. This guy (had to suffer through him giving classes before) can't fucking teach. The way he gives the class is the most boring, mind-numbing experience I have ever made in my entire time at university.
Plus his handwriting is illegible. Granted my own hand writing is too but I'M NOT WRITING TONS OF MATHEMATICAL SHIT ON A BLACK BOARD.
Seriously his 'u's and 'v's look the same. His greek letters are all just a blob.

And now back to the actual question:
Monday, why do you hate me so much?
Should have stayed in bed this morning.


Actually I think monday isn't anything tangible. People have made up this repeating series of 7 days in their head. Monday is just thin air Wink


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PostPosted: Mon, 27th Jun 2011 14:19    Post subject:
as long as you dont do what this woman did

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PostPosted: Mon, 27th Jun 2011 14:25    Post subject:
Don't think I will. My hatred is more directed at todays monday not mondays in general xD

@Rofl_Mao:
The order of days is a social agreement which we all have been living for for a long long time so if I had this monday, I hate this monday and you'll not take it away from me.


sabin1981 wrote:
Now you're just arguing semantics. Getting fucked in the ass with a broom stale is an "improvement" over getting stabbed in the eye with a fork Rolling Eyes
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PostPosted: Mon, 27th Jun 2011 14:31    Post subject: Re: Monday, why do you hate me?
Reklis wrote:
And let's be honest here, they are assistants for a reason. This guy (had to suffer through him giving classes before) can't fucking teach. The way he gives the class is the most boring, mind-numbing experience I have ever made in my entire time at university.
Plus his handwriting is illegible. Granted my own hand writing is too but I'M NOT WRITING TONS OF MATHEMATICAL SHIT ON A BLACK BOARD.
Seriously his 'u's and 'v's look the same. His greek letters are all just a blob.

Haha this is so damn true...I've had many terrible assistants during my uni days, from people writing formulas using hieroglyphics to guys who didn't even know the basic notions of what they were teaching; not to mention the old Linear Algebra assistant, a Russian girl who couldn't speak italian nor english at all Laughing
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PostPosted: Mon, 27th Jun 2011 14:40    Post subject:
Reg67 wrote:
U still allowed to say 'black board' at college? Smile Fucking annoying middle class namby pamby liberals here insist on 'chalk board' its fucking black for fuck sake!
Our board is green for chalk and white (the board for marker writing like in Duke Nukem Forever Very Happy).
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PostPosted: Mon, 27th Jun 2011 14:46    Post subject:
madmax17 wrote:
Reg67 wrote:
U still allowed to say 'black board' at college? Smile Fucking annoying middle class namby pamby liberals here insist on 'chalk board' its fucking black for fuck sake!
Our board is green for chalk and white (the board for marker writing like in Duke Nukem Forever Very Happy).


Actually it's green but meh I learnt it as black board I'll keep it at that.
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PostPosted: Mon, 27th Jun 2011 16:16    Post subject: Re: Monday, why do you hate me?
ixigia wrote:
Reklis wrote:
And let's be honest here, they are assistants for a reason. This guy (had to suffer through him giving classes before) can't fucking teach. The way he gives the class is the most boring, mind-numbing experience I have ever made in my entire time at university.
Plus his handwriting is illegible. Granted my own hand writing is too but I'M NOT WRITING TONS OF MATHEMATICAL SHIT ON A BLACK BOARD.
Seriously his 'u's and 'v's look the same. His greek letters are all just a blob.

Haha this is so damn true...I've had many terrible assistants during my uni days, from people writing formulas using hieroglyphics to guys who didn't even know the basic notions of what they were teaching; not to mention the old Linear Algebra assistant, a Russian girl who couldn't speak italian nor english at all Laughing


Usually people in the math department didn't choose art academy for a reason. They may comprehend quantum physics but can't draw a circle Very Happy


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PostPosted: Mon, 27th Jun 2011 16:27    Post subject:
3 or 4 hours at uni is better than not to sleep at all. Very Happy
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PostPosted: Mon, 27th Jun 2011 16:38    Post subject: Re: Monday, why do you hate me?
ixigia wrote:
a Russian girl who couldn't speak italian nor english at all Laughing


I'm sure she posssed and put to good use other *ahem* assets. Wink





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PostPosted: Mon, 27th Jun 2011 17:30    Post subject:
Since i lost my job i fucking love mondays... Smile


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PostPosted: Mon, 27th Jun 2011 17:38    Post subject: Re: Monday, why do you hate me?
Laurentiu499 wrote:
ixigia wrote:
a Russian girl who couldn't speak italian nor english at all Laughing


I'm sure she posssed and put to good use other *ahem* assets. Wink

Honestly I don't know..she was quite shy and not so good-looking to be honest, still pretty "decent" if we consider the Math department's standards Laughing
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PostPosted: Mon, 27th Jun 2011 17:41    Post subject:
Our math department has no standards *shudders*
All the woman working their are ugly and couldn't teach to safe their lives.


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Now you're just arguing semantics. Getting fucked in the ass with a broom stale is an "improvement" over getting stabbed in the eye with a fork Rolling Eyes
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PostPosted: Mon, 27th Jun 2011 17:41    Post subject:
Lathieza wrote:
Since i lost my job i fucking love mondays... Smile

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PostPosted: Mon, 27th Jun 2011 17:58    Post subject:
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